[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

All right, Mr. BSU, it is time for some plain talk.

You have not yet mastered how to engage properly with others here at Landover Baptist Church Forum.


You regularly and continuously puff up yourself with such references as "loyal and alpha male" yet presume to lecture respected members of our church community regarding their levels of maturity or degree of propriety.


This would not sit well in virtually any community or society in the world wherein a newcomer enters the communal space and attempts to dominate the public discourse.


Furthermore, you have made no genuine attempt to participate in the stated purpose of our public discourse. We exist as a community to shine a light onto the Holy Bible so that a dark and misguided world can see its reality and be motivated to change.


Despite your bombastic statements regarding this most noteworthy text, you clearly know little about it and have no driving impetus to help others to examine it fully.


You care about yourself, your avatar, your bizarre construct of a persona and castigating others. You have ZERO moral authority here and have demonstrated no intellect or religious zeal worth engaging.


You are like a disagreeable little dog peeing on everything within leg lifting distance that is under the severe delusion that dousing everything around him with his reek somehow makes those urine soaked items his own possessions.


You own nothing here. Excepting perhaps your reputation, which was of your own making. . . And that didn't go very well, did it?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

All right, Mr. BSU, it is time for some plain talk.

You have not yet mastered how to engage properly with others here at Landover Baptist Church Forum.


You regularly and continuously puff up yourself with such references as "loyal and alpha male" yet presume to lecture respected members of our church community regarding their levels of maturity or degree of propriety.


This would not sit well in virtually any community or society in the world wherein a newcomer enters the communal space and attempts to dominate the public discourse.


Furthermore, you have made no genuine attempt to participate in the stated purpose of our public discourse. We exist as a community to shine a light onto the Holy Bible so that a dark and misguided world can see its reality and be motivated to change.


Despite your bombastic statements regarding this most noteworthy text, you clearly know little about it and have no driving impetus to help others to examine it fully.


You care about yourself, your avatar, your bizarre construct of a persona and castigating others. You have ZERO moral authority here and have demonstrated no intellect or religious zeal worth engaging.


You are like a disagreeable little dog peeing on everything within leg lifting distance that is under the severe delusion that dousing everything around him with his reek somehow makes those urine soaked items his own possessions.


You own nothing here. Excepting perhaps your reputation, which was of your own making. . . And that didn't go very well, did it?

Your avatar is of a child. You are a woman. You have no right to speak to me.

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

All right, Mr. BSU, it is time for some plain talk.

You have not yet mastered how to engage properly with others here at Landover Baptist Church Forum.


You regularly and continuously puff up yourself with such references as "loyal and alpha male" yet presume to lecture respected members of our church community regarding their levels of maturity or degree of propriety.


This would not sit well in virtually any community or society in the world wherein a newcomer enters the communal space and attempts to dominate the public discourse.


Furthermore, you have made no genuine attempt to participate in the stated purpose of our public discourse. We exist as a community to shine a light onto the Holy Bible so that a dark and misguided world can see its reality and be motivated to change.


Despite your bombastic statements regarding this most noteworthy text, you clearly know little about it and have no driving impetus to help others to examine it fully.


You care about yourself, your avatar, your bizarre construct of a persona and castigating others. You have ZERO moral authority here and have demonstrated no intellect or religious zeal worth engaging.


You are like a disagreeable little dog peeing on everything within leg lifting distance that is under the severe delusion that dousing everything around him with his reek somehow makes those urine soaked items his own possessions.


You own nothing here. Excepting perhaps your reputation, which was of your own making. . . And that didn't go very well, did it?

I applaud you, Sister Handmaiden, for your seemingly infinite patience... Yet, I cannot stop thinking of Matthew 7:6.


Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.


I weep knowing that you have took time to compose not one but now two posts filled with helpful instructions, and yet this swine will do nothing but trample your pears with his feet.

[Isabella White]

Re: Introduction

I suppose then that is your choice to be make silly silly assumptions then Mrs.White.

Silly assumptions? Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Booty; my words are based on evidence, due to your blasphemous behavior here, and how it conflicts terribly with the teachings of the glorious . It is not our fault that you refuse to see that we are trying to help you to avoid the eternal fires of .
Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Silly assumptions? Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Booty; my words are based on evidence, due to your behavior here and how it conflicts terribly with the teachings of the glorious . It is not our fault that you refuse to see that we are trying to help you to avoid the eternal fires of .
Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Me big alpha mail.

[Isabella White]

Re: Introduction

You have no evidence Issy, now go and remove the makeup you showed us and put on a less revealing top.

Umm, pray tell, Mr. Shorty ... just exactly how many Infraction Notices are you hoping to get today?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introduction

You aren't going to reply then, I see, all cowards behind a keyboard, just changing my avatar to the perverted images on your hard drives, disgusting. You are all going to hell.

You never back up any of your outlandish claims with scripture.
Romans 8:29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
Romans 8:30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
Romans 8:31 What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?


Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

Your avatar is of a child. You are a woman. You have no right to speak to me.

Yup, like I said:

I applaud you, Sister Handmaiden, for your seemingly infinite patience... Yet, I cannot stop thinking of Matthew 7:6.

Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

I weep knowing that you have took time to compose not one but now two posts filled with helpful instructions, and yet this swine will do nothing but trample your pears with his feet.

This particular swine is exceptionally incapable of thinking.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

You never back up any of your outlandish claims with scripture.
Romans 8:29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
Romans 8:30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
Romans 8:31 What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?


Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

but i am the alpha mail

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Does PETA know about this?

Oh, I have no doubt that PETA is aware of this, Dear. They seem to be involved anywhere they can stick their nosy noses. Goodness; that reminds me of a time when I was visiting my sister (Agatha) up in that acious Toronto. The PETA people were protesting outside of a furrier in the Yorkville area. Angela and I were doing a bit of shopping after having lunch at a lovely cafe, when we heard this horrid noise from across the street. There they were: the PETA protesters, yelling and marching in front of the fur salon, with police monitoring the situation. Some of the protesters were waving bear traps in the air, and one of them lost the grip of the trap and it hit a police officer in the face! So, you can imagine how outraged they would be at the situation with those pigs running into the sea.

[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

You aren't going to reply then, I see, all cowards behind a keyboard,

Pot; kettle. 'Nuff said.

You are all going to hell.

Are we, Mr. BSU? Can you make a compelling argument for that assumption based on anything other than you own mercurial moods? You see, we the True Christian™ community here at Landover Baptist Church Forum know the Bible as few others do. We understand the Biblical precepts behind the concept of Hell, and as enlightened True Believers™ we harbor no atavistic fears of meeting such a fearsome fate.

Your avatar is of a child. You are a woman. You have no right to speak to me.

Once again you have revealed your lack of knowledge and discernment concerning the Bible. If you were, indeed, a True Christian™ Gentleman member of our community, I would be loath indeed to instruct you, much less exhort you.

However, the Bible is rich with examples of Godly women being used by The Lord to instruct and inspire and judge both males and females in circumstances deemed dire enough. There are Deborah and Esther and Ruth, to name a few. You would only know of these exemplary women if you had bothered to crack open the pages of a Bible--which you haven't.

Now, you may be vaguely aware of the Apostle Paul's writings advising the a woman not instruct men. Yet, as Sunday School teachers across the height and breadth of this great land can tell you, it is not forbidden--indeed it is considered the natural function--for women to instruct children.


And that, Mr. BSU, is another sound reason for why I have "the right to speak" to you. I also have many, many sound reasons to look down upon you, but I try not to do so, because it is not a charitable point of view to inhabit. And I do so believe in charity.


After all, I and my companions have been entertaining you in our spiritual home for quite some time now, haven't we?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Pot; kettle. 'Nuff said.Are we, Mr. BSU? Can you make a compelling argument for that assumption based on anything other than you own mercurial moods? You see, we the True Christian™ community here at Landover Baptist Church Forum know the Bible as few others do. We understand the Biblical precepts behind the concept of Hell, and as enlightened True Believers™ we harbor no atavistic fears of meeting such a fearsome fate.
Once again you have revealed your lack of knowledge and discernment concerning the Bible. If you were, indeed, a True Christian™ Gentleman member of our community, I would be loath indeed to instruct you, much less exhort you.

However, the Bible is rich with examples of Godly women being used by The Lord to instruct and inspire and judge both males and females in circumstances deemed dire enough. There are Deborah and Esther and Ruth, to name a few. You would only know of these exemplary women if you had bothered to crack open the pages of a Bible--which you haven't.

Now, you may be vaguely aware of the Apostle Paul's writings advising the a woman not instruct men. Yet, as Sunday School teachers across the height and breadth of this great land can tell you, it is not forbidden--indeed it is considered the natural function--for women to instruct children.


And that, Mr. BSU, is another sound reason for why I have "the right to speak" to you. I also have many, many sound reasons to look down upon you, but I try not to do so, because it is not a charitable point of view to inhabit. And I do so believe in charity.


After all, I and my companions have been entertaining you in our spiritual home for quite some time now, haven't we?

Perhaps an uppercut to the jaw would help you look up? As you would know in Proverbs 26:3, " A whip is for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, And a rod for the back of fools."


Or perhaps you would prefer Proverbs 22:15 "Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child;
The rod of discipline will remove it far from him"




Know your place Satan.

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

As you would know in Proverbs 26:3, " A whip is for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, And a rod for the back of fools."

This is not what the verse says - see your own signature for the correct wording.

[Isabella White]

Re: Introduction

Perhaps an uppercut to the jaw would help you look up? As you would know in Proverbs 26:3, " A whip is for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, And a rod for the back of fools."

Or perhaps you would prefer Proverbs 22:15 "Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child;
The rod of discipline will remove it far from him"

Know your place Satan.

If you keep this up, Mr. Booty, then this is where you will end up:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=29269

Don't whine when it happens!

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

If you keep this up, Mr. Booty, then this is where you will end up:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=29269

Don't whine when it happens!

Sorry Issy can't see that thread yet, you lot have tried to silence the word of God via me by banning me. Maybe you should've thought that through a bit? I pray for you all.

Anyway, shouldn't you try and save me rather than hurl abuse.