[Dana723]

Re: Introduction

Mr. Shorty, I shall pray for your soul, although you may not deserve it, and I shall pray that God will forgive you, though my husband will not.


43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?
47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?
48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.


Matthew 5:43-48

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Dear Mrs. White,

I do not see any option to change my name nor the bit beneath my name? I thought I was "unsaved trash"? I don't understand what a "Closet Catlicker" is. Any help with how to revert these changes would be appreciated, is it possible that my account was hacked? If this is the case, I would suspect a black man or a muslim.

Oh, I wish I could help you here, Mr. Uccello, but I'm afraid that I know nothing about the "computerized" goings-on here. Goodness; I have enough trouble just firing up my own computer. If you don't see an option to edit your profile, then, really, I have no idea why that is so. Perhaps one of our friendly, helpful moderators will see this and respond to your concerns.

As for your account being hacked, I have my doubts. One thing that I do know is that our beloved website is protected by self!

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Mr. Uccello, I am not sure about these things, but I think that if you go to your personal "User CP" page, you will see an option for editing your profile. I'm surprised that you have asked how to do this, as I have no idea how your name could have changed if you did not change it. What's even more puzzling is why you would include "Closet Catlicker" beneath your name!?

Dear Mrs. White,


I do not see any option to change my name nor the bit beneath my name? I thought I was "unsaved trash"? I don't understand what a "Closet Catlicker" is. Any help with how to revert these changes would be appreciated, is it possible that my account was hacked? If this is the case, I would suspect a black man or a muslim.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

All the superfluous introduction threads were giving me a headache, so I put them back into a single one.


You're welcome.

Thank you! Hope my latest introduction is better?


God bless!

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

All the superfluous introduction threads were giving me a headache, so I put them back into a single one.


You're welcome.

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

How can I change it back to "Corty", I don't see an option to edit my name?

Mr. Uccello, I am not sure about these things, but I think that if you go to your personal "User CP" page, you will see an option for editing your profile. I'm surprised that you have asked how to do this, as I have no idea how your name could have changed if you did not change it. What's even more puzzling is why you would include "Closet Catlicker" beneath your name!?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Dear Mr. Uccello: Kindly observe your name, beside your photo. It reads, very clearly and for all to see: "Boost Shorty Uccello". When you joined, your name was "Boost Corty Uccello". Clearly, you are attempting to disguise your identity, just as you had tried (rather unsuccessfully) to back-pedal when you were caught denying a connection to Raoul Moat.

The will not stand for deception! He will not have it -- especially on !

Romans 1:18 "For the wrath of is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness"

How can I change it back to "Corty", I don't see an option to edit my name?

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

I have not changed my name, I did not realise I could have?

Dear Mr. Uccello: Kindly observe your name, beside your photo. It reads, very clearly and for all to see: "Boost Shorty Uccello". When you joined, your name was "Boost Corty Uccello". Clearly, you are attempting to disguise your identity, just as you had tried (rather unsuccessfully) to back-pedal when you were caught denying a connection to Raoul Moat.

The will not stand for deception! He will not have it -- especially on !

Romans 1:18 "For the wrath of is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness"

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Try 3

Hello my fellow brothers, the Lord has praised me with the finding of this forum!

Currently, I do not belong to a church, as all the churches in my area are weak and make compromises in their acceptance of the Word of God as undeniably true exactly as written in the KJV. I hope to learn from all of you like minded individuals.

How does one simply choose but a singular fact from the whole truth? A particular verse that does spring to mind however would have to be Psalm 137:9 "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."

I feel as a fairly masculine man that this shows God's eternal love towards those who are wise enough to love him. Likewise however, his rightful hatred towards those stupid enough to not is clear. This along with "A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back." Proverbs 26:3 shows how beating is necesarry and very effective, I feel I can use this verbally to express my disgust at the churches in my community and try to turn them towards the light and understand the Lord's words as HE intended not as they so moronically "interpret" (more like MISinterpret) them.

I came to find Jesus at the loving hand of my Earthly father, who had the strength to lay heavily upon my my cheek when I strayed. Perhaps this is also why Proverbs 26:3 resonates with me and makes its logical sense? He taught me to be very thankful for the blood of our Savior, and for blessing me also with being born a white male in His favored nation, the beautiful United States of America.

I don't pity those who have rejected God...they will get exactly what they deserve. To pity those who feel the eternal wrath of the Perfect Creator is to allow Satan to pollute our emotions. Again a nod to Psalm 137:9.


Praise be to Jesus and I apologise for my last 2 posts as I now see that these were just NOT up to the standards of .


Thank you for helping me come to such a conclusion and I am deeply sorry and ashamed for my actions, they came across as arrogant and ignorant. I did not mean for this, I feel blessed to have met all of you like minded individuals.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Dear Mr. Uccello: Unless I am missing something here, it appears that you have copied and pasted your first introductory message into a new introductory message thread. I do realize that our beloved had asked you to post, but don't you think you could have used his very gracious suggestion to improve upon your first message -- especially when you had received constructive criticism for it? Really, Mr. Ucello, you could have opened your to post a more-relevant message, rather than repeating the same one from earlier on.

It appears that our dear Sister Handmaiden is correct, as usual!



P.S. Might I ask as to why you have changed your name to Shorty? Was this done at the same time as when you tried to disguise your connection to Raoul Moat by using his photo?

I have not changed my name, I did not realise I could have?

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Hello my fellow brothers, the Lord has praised me with the finding of this forum!

Currently, I do not belong to a church, as all the churches in my area are weak and make compromises in their acceptance of the Word of God as undeniably true exactly as written in the KJV. I have stormed out of many congregations indignantly when I come to realise they have allowed Satan to infiltrate their minds with insidious "interpretations" of His Holiest of Words.

ANY GIVEN VERSE as given in the King James Version is perfect and unassailable. I feel unworthy to favor one part over another. How does one simply choose but a singular fact from the whole truth?

I came to find Jesus at the loving hand of my Earthly father, who had the strength to lay heavily upon my my cheek when I strayed.He taught me to be very thankful for the blood of our Savior, and for blessing me also with being born a white male in His favored nation, the beautiful United States of America.

I don't pity those who have rejected God...they will get exactly what they deserve. To pity those who feel the eternal wrath of the Perfect Creator is to allow Satan to pollute our emotions.

Praise be to Jesus!

Dear Mr. Uccello: Unless I am missing something here, it appears that you have copied and pasted your first introductory message into a new introductory message thread. I do realize that our beloved had asked you to post, but don't you think you could have used his very gracious suggestion to improve upon your first message -- especially when you had received constructive criticism for it? Really, Mr. Ucello, you could have opened your to post a more-relevant message, rather than repeating the same one from earlier on.

It appears that our dear Sister Handmaiden is correct, as usual!

... he has demonstrated his ability to copy and paste.

P.S. Might I ask as to why you have changed your name to Shorty? Was this done at the same time as when you tried to disguise your connection to Raoul Moat by using his photo?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Really? Each of the verses in the Book of Revelation relates to these two issues?

I impatiently await your discussion of each of these verses and how they relate to the Mexican problem.

Well. He might be just extremely meek in the brains. God bless this poor soul (Matthew 5:5).

Indeed, Brother. I often weep out of joy when you post Walls of Scripture™ as your selections of verses are always perfectly focused on the subject at hand. This poor soul, on the other hand, seems not to understand that we quote the Bible not just to quote the Bible but to illustrate a point.

I assure you sister, that I am anything but meek.

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

The Book of Revelation cut for brevity
To conclude, the Mexicans should pay for the wall and they shall burn in the depths of .

Really? Each of the verses in the Book of Revelation relates to these two issues?

I impatiently await your discussion of each of these verses and how they relate to the Mexican problem.

Dear Sister in Christ, Basilissa, I do not think that this new fellow has discerned the true substance of your exhortation.

On the other hand, he has demonstrated his ability to copy and paste.

Well. He might be just extremely meek in the brains. God bless this poor soul (Matthew 5:5).

All well and good but how is each passage relevant? Any decent Christian simply knows the Bible is the Word of God® and must be followed. A True Christian™ knows that each passage is explicit and stands on its' own, with unwavering perfection. Each passage explains a detail of living in precise clarity.

Indeed, Brother. I often weep out of joy when you post Walls of Scripture™ as your selections of verses are always perfectly focused on the subject at hand. This poor soul, on the other hand, seems not to understand that we quote the Bible not just to quote the Bible but to illustrate a point.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Hello my fellow brothers, the Lord has praised me with the finding of this forum!

Currently, I do not belong to a church, as all the churches in my area are weak and make compromises in their acceptance of the Word of God as undeniably true exactly as written in the KJV. I have stormed out of many congregations indignantly when I come to realise they have allowed Satan to infiltrate their minds with insidious "interpretations" of His Holiest of Words.

ANY GIVEN VERSE as given in the King James Version is perfect and unassailable. I feel unworthy to favor one part over another. How does one simply choose but a singular fact from the whole truth?

I came to find Jesus at the loving hand of my Earthly father, who had the strength to lay heavily upon my my cheek when I strayed.He taught me to be very thankful for the blood of our Savior, and for blessing me also with being born a white male in His favored nation, the beautiful United States of America.

I don't pity those who have rejected God...they will get exactly what they deserve. To pity those who feel the eternal wrath of the Perfect Creator is to allow Satan to pollute our emotions.


Praise be to Jesus!

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Dear Pastor,


I thoroughly apologise. This is my introduction thread. I introduce myself on page 1 at the start.


God bless.