[Martha Chump]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Belonging to an "interfaith alliance" disqualifies you from acceptance into Landover Baptist Church. We have nothing in common with other so called "Christians."

Hello Mayor of Freehold, I agree with you completely.


Something may have got lost in translation, but the definition of interfaith in this instance is the conglomerate milieu of the same brand of Baptist Christianity, not to include anything other. My hubby picked the name, maybe something was lost in translation.

[Martha Chump]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Of course, considering this. It makes the makes the most sense. Integrating faith can only stem from faith in Jesus Christ. Anything else stems from blindness and falsity. Therefore, interfaith compounds the concentration of only the purest love for Christdom and excludes all out. I apologize for the confusion. We will try to be more clear next time.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: interfaith

Hi - it's not often someone refers to The Alpha & Omega, a lovely expression of God's majesty. Welcome to the forum. You mentioned that you have little desire to visit Scandinavia, probably a wise decision, but there are even worse places and I've been to some of them. What happens there is not at all Christian. They don't even pretend to follow Jesus or care what He said which is so disappointing; perhaps before telling them there was some hope but once they've laughed at you and maybe suggested coming over here to see this other thing they've got going on, they have rejected Christ and are on the express service to an eternity with devils and a googolplex of pain.

Revelation 22
11a He that is unjust, let him be unjust still
11b And he which is filthy, let him be filthy still
13a I am Alpha and Omega
13b The beginning and the end
13c The first and the last

Hell. Just because I spoke to them? Not at all, it's because they dissed Jesus. God understands that and He is in control but what they have over there is nevertheless "faith" of some description. Faiths such as Running Amok or Hideous Idol or Moon Worship or Do Yoga. Many of these have exported themselves and are in a temple or moon igloo or techno-rave near you. They pride themselves on interfaith exchange, inviting you to eat little crunchy rolls with unknown substance inside or help them let off fireworks on special-magic-day or ring little bells (the list is endless) but God has summed this up for us, so that we'll know. Earlier (in chapter 11) He cited the Alpha & Omega theme with additional information concerning other "faiths" which I put in a little chart for reference.

CHAPTER 21	CHAPTER 22
.	dogs
fearful	.
unbelieving	.
abominable	.
murderers	murderers
whoremongers	whoremongers
sorcerers	sorcerers
idolaters	idolaters
all liars	lie makers lie lovers

I wonder if this is the type of "interfaith" you referred to in your introduction? Many heretics describe their cults as "heavenly" and some don't have a concept of Heaven at all. There is a reason for that. Satan. The crunchy rolls or the demented prancing & leaping or "the mass" are all dedicated to him and once they persist after hearing The Good News the discourse is over.

Revelation 21
4a God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes
4b And there shall be no more death
4c Neither sorrow
4d Nor crying
4e Neither shall there be any more pain
4f For the former things are passed away
6a And he said unto me, It is done
6b I am Alpha and Omega
6c The beginning and the end

Tears, death, sorrow, crying and pain results from their choice (as is obvious when you visit their country or see them wailing as they escape - but do they ever change?) and has been decided by God, so we know it's correct not to hang around with such wretches. I trust this is not what you mean by Sharing Heavenly Interfaith Together?

Mitza.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Good morning Martha. Allow me to extend a provisional welcome to you. We don't see many newcomers from Massachusetts, as it is a godless place, infested with heathens of every stripe and there are but few Christians there, according to intelligence we have received. I for one must remain suspicious of a person hailing from a place where most Christians have been driven underground or even forced to decamp for less hostile environs. Also the place is full of Yankees and they talk funny.

I would feel less uneasy fellowshipping with you if you could offer some assurance that you are not an illegal alien from Canada, which is close by, come south to work against us. Many Americans are focused on the tide of papists pouring over our southern border, but we here are not blind to the Canadian menace.


Do tell us more of your life among the savages of New England while we await the report from the Security Ministry on your background. As a warning, given in open Christian love, I must tell you that the methods employed by the members of our Security Ministry are fool proof and always correct. They are guided by the hand of God. If you are a friend of Jesus, you will be welcome here and we will rejoice at your presence. If not, well, Hell awaits.


God Bless!

[Martha Chump]

Re: interfaith

Hell. Just because I spoke to them? Not at all, it's because they dissed Jesus. God understands that and He is in control but what they have over there is nevertheless "faith" of some description. Faiths such as Running Amok or Hideous Idol or Moon Worship or Do Yoga. Many of these have exported themselves and are in a temple or moon igloo or techno-rave near you. They pride themselves on interfaith exchange, inviting you to eat little crunchy rolls with unknown substance inside or help them let off fireworks on special-magic-day or ring little bells (the list is endless) but God has summed this up for us, so that we'll know. Earlier (in chapter 11) He cited the Alpha & Omega theme with additional information concerning other "faiths" which I put in a little chart for reference.

CHAPTER 21	CHAPTER 22
.	dogs
fearful	.
unbelieving	.
abominable	.
murderers	murderers
whoremongers	whoremongers
sorcerers	sorcerers
idolaters	idolaters
all liars	lie makers lie lovers

I wonder if this is the type of "interfaith" you referred to in your introduction?

Mitza.

I'm glad you asked!

We have been creating a new project; The Song of Faith, and have been asking who can we determine may be threaded within the strands of fellowship to create this song? As part of our interfaith ritual we are hoping to perform it, hand-in-hand with those who necessitate their inclusion. It will be performed live from within the inner sanctum of WWIHHBS.

Psalm 40:3 And he hath put a new song in my mouth, even praise unto our God: many shall see it, and fear, and shall trust in the Lord.


It can be broken down into crucial criteria that becomes the determinator to who may partake in interfaith with us. Those who are blinded by falsehood find themselves on the peripheral plane by the outer stratum of our interfaith discourse.

1. Does your faith deny the death, resurrection and promise of Lord Jesus Christ, and the Supremacy of a living God?

Here is where Hindus, Buddhists, Jews, Athiests and many others find themselves caught like a fly stuck to taffy. They can cling to the outer vacuum seal like zombies, but they cannot partake in our interfaith directly. There are many in this category, thirsty for Christ, but cannot access for they have denied Him.

Romans 3:19-24
19 Now we know that what things soever the law saith, it saith to them who are under the law: that every mouth may be stopped, and all the world may become guilty before God.
20 Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law is the knowledge of sin.
21 But now the righteousness of God without the law is manifested, being witnessed by the law and the prophets;
22 Even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference:
23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
24 Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus:

2. Do defile the Word of God?
There are those who claim to love God, but misconstrue His beautiful Truth to twisted ends! We have a special room for those who've made a life of polluted the message Jesus Christ, but are earnest in seeking Him. One could spend days, months, years, unlearning and then besot with deep prayer and study.

We've seen persons who've engaged in several manners of ill action; possible murder, usually drug use, and other acts that make Jesus weep. They sign a non-disclosure before partaking in the waiting room.

3. Are you unclean? Do you have multiple perversions and undisclosed fetishes? Do you enjoy engaging intimately with members of the same sex, out of wedlock, animals, objects or children?

Homosexual? Do not come closer. You cannot participate in song with us, please. Anyone who answers to #3 are escorted out the secret back door.

Peter has interviewed many who've tried to enter the bastion of our congregation, and he has heard all manner of filth. We are not a confession booth. Intercourse is not interfaith.

As you can see, interfaith does not come without conditions. It often, if not always requires the full rejection of all aspects of non-Christian faith, and acceptance of keystone Christian principles before they can be included in the Song of Faith. Think of WWIHHBS as a fortress, a sequence of chambers of impenetrable perimeters slotted within one another, with the inner sanctum deep within the bowels of our church. I have not accessed the inner sanctum yet, for I am still finding my worthiness (often fulfilled by recognizing one's place of lowliness before His Majesty, Lord Jesus. Prov 11:2 - When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is wisdom.) My head is directed towards Christ, my ears are open to His beautiful wisdom and I am His child, His servant. I want Him to take me, use me.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

I see. The interfaith aspect refers to those holding true to Faith in Christ. (Rather than between different faiths - Hindu, Zoroastrian, Zen and so on.) Often that is not the case and I'm sure that Christians can exist anywhere, at least in theory, whether we know about them or not. Your reply is reassuring.

John 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

[Martha Chump]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

Yes, my husband allots a time for me in the morning and evening to learn about Jesus on the web. It is up to you, sir, if you wish to interfaith with me.

[WWJDnow]

Re: interfaith

As part of our interfaith ritual we are hoping to perform it, hand-in-hand with those who necessitate their inclusion. It will be performed live from within the inner sanctum of WWIHHBS.

There won't be any mask wearing, will there? I can't get on board an event where people mock the President by wearing masks.

[Martha Chump]

Re: interfaith

There won't be any mask wearing, will there? I can't get on board an event where people mock the President by wearing masks.

As you enter our faith sanctuary, you will find each chamber is further vacuum sealed, encasing believers in, and keeping the corona out! No masks are necessary, in fact, are highly discouraged, for the low air pressure might cause unwanted suffocation. (Ventilation is in next years budget.)

[WWJDnow]

Re: interfaith

As you enter our faith sanctuary, you will find each chamber is further vacuum sealed, encasing believers in, and keeping the corona out! No masks are necessary, in fact, are highly discouraged, for the low air pressure might cause unwanted suffocation. (Ventilation is in next years budget.)

Vacuum sealing a sanctuary sounds to me like a slap in the President's face. Haven't you heard? We've turned the corner on the pandemic. Acting as if COVID were a deadly disease just plays into the hands of the Democrat party and Satan.

[Des]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Vacuum sealing is for how you store the meat you killed while hunting on Nugent's Spiritwild ranch or his Sunrize Saafari Hunts or as a mild discipline for wives or housekeeping staff. Seal the perp in a latex vacuum bed and mount it to the wall for a few hours and they will for darn sure not fold the towels wrong again!

Oh, and a tentative hello to Martha. Martha...isn't that a Catholic name? You said something about lost in translation. Guido isn't your first language, is it?

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Greetings and welcome to this Protestant forum. I also enjoy hearing the voice of the kids singing in church.



May i ask you why are you teaching if the Word of God forbids it?
(Timotheus 2:11-12) 11La donna impari in silenzio, con tutta sottomissione. 12Non concedo a nessuna donna di insegnare, né di dettare legge all'uomo; piuttosto se ne stia in atteggiamento tranquillo.



Anyway, for the rest i agree pretty much with you and hope that President Trump stays in office for the next four years as well, as Americans can't have Bidet to turn America into a worse Obamanation.


Cheers!

And I pray that you become a true Christian and realize that the Catholic Church damns. Biden is the true fruit of a Roman Catholic. While Donald Trump is a godly Presbyterian (and so am I, which of course is not to say that Baptist churches are bad, any evangelical church that use the Authorized King James Bible and preaches from it is welcome).

[Martha Chump]

Re: interfaith

Vacuum sealing a sanctuary sounds to me like a slap in the President's face. Haven't you heard? We've turned the corner on the pandemic. Acting as if COVID were a deadly disease just plays into the hands of the Democrat party and Satan.

The vacuum seal existed well before COVID. It's there to keep that great big Jesus-y essence perma-sealed within the sanctum. Occasional anal sneezes and the mixing of bodily odors create a milieu aroma that makes one say, "Smells like Holy Ghost!"

[Des]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Isn't Chung a chink name? You didn't accidentally find yourself wed to a chinaman, did you? That almost happened to me once. I was lucky to have the good people of LBC point out the anatomical features my face blindness had missed.

Deuteronomy 7:3Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.