[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I'm going to bring the Apprentice back on the new Trump MAGA Network. This year's Challenges will feature skills Needed to establish WORLD DOMINATION. First episode I'll make the candidates whip up a RABID mob to knock over a competing Lemonade Stand.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Sarah Hucklebee Sanders can come on the Show if she Loses some weight. Like 100 pounds worth. No, I'm just KIDDING. Sarah is a great Friend, and she can come on the Show ANYTIME. After she drops at least 80. Friends are friends, but I have ann IMAGE to maintain!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Indian Land Acknowledgement: The luxurious and Exclusive Mar-a-Lago Resort in Palm Beach Florida stands on land once occupied by indigenous Americans (aka Injuns). They don't own it now, and they aren't allowed on The Property. That's what Exclusive means!

[Dennis Lukes]

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I'm going to bring the Apprentice back on the new Trump MAGA Network. This year's Challenges will feature skills Needed to establish WORLD DOMINATION. First episode I'll make the candidates whip up a RABID mob to knock over a competing Lemonade Stand.

I would like to recommend Kyle Rittenhouse as a contestant. Make sure you pardon him, and also Dylann Roof, who we'd also like to see on the show. We haven't seen much of what Tiffany is made of, so this could be her big break too. What other enterprising young Americans might you consider? Did you have anyone in mind? Dennis Lukes Jr. is available for the foreseeable future unless Quiznos accepts his apology for spitting in those sandwiches and posting videos of it to social media and gives him his job back.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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We haven't seen much of what Tiffany is made of, so this could be her big break too.

Tiffany who?

[Isabella White]

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Tiffany who?

Tiffany who? Oh, my goodness, dear Mr. President! Tiffany! You know -- surely, you must remember! Maybe this will refresh your memory:

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Here are some recent images from the Capitol Building. Warning, viewers will find these images disturbing:







I've changed my mind. SOME people should DEFINITELY wear masks!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Tiffany who? Oh, my goodness, dear Mr. President! Tiffany! You know -- surely, you must remember! Maybe this will refresh your memory:

I know a GREAT, GREAT joke about her:

Q: Why is Tiffany so expensive?

A: You're not just paying for the brand, you're paying for the craftsmanship!

And people say I have no Sense of Humor!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Mr. President it is the honor of my life to meet you. To be honest, I thought you would be a brash loudmouth but you're actually a thoughtful guy. No disrespect.

One thing I wanted to ask you - is there anything you don't have an opinion on?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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One thing I wanted to ask you - is there anything you don't have an opinion on?

GREAT question! I had to think about That for a Minute. The answer is NO. Except I don't Have an opinion on Tiffany Trump. Except she could Dress nicer.

If Bill Belichick thinks refusing my medal of Honor was SMART he is dead Wrong. Some very Angry people want to see him with the medal of honor, and there Might not always be friendly President here to Protect him from Getting it. Free country (not Free) -- but don't anybody Refuse any more Medals of honor is all I'm saying.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Belichek is a LOSER anyway. He can't win without Tom Brady. My friend Robert Kraft should have FIRED Belichick and kept Brady. I was a GREAT football Team owner, should have LISTENED to me! I'm glad I told Belichick he couldn't have the Medal.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Mr. President it is the honor of my life to meet you.

Yes, it is! Its like you put the words right in my mouth. UNCANNY!

To be honest, I thought you would be a brash loudmouth but you're actually a thoughtful guy.

I just say what I think. Always! Sometimes I don't say What I think--I have to play the political game. I would never say that Mitch McConnell looks like a FERRET, but he does! That wouldn't be good Politics, would it? But I can do that because everybody knows I ALWAYS say what I think. Always. And that's smart!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Sir, what is your impression of our humble forum? I hope we can accommodate your requests. I understand you've had trouble reaching Pastor Zeke.

[Didymus Much]

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...If Bill Belichick thinks refusing my medal of Honor was SMART he is dead Wrong...

I didn't used to like Bill that much. Now I do. Funny how that works sometimes.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Sir, what is your impression of our humble forum? I hope we can accommodate your requests. I understand you've had trouble reaching Pastor Zeke.

GREAT Question! Wonderful forum! But Why are my e-mails deleted? I need to talk to Zeke ASAP and he doesn't appreciate ASCII Art the way he should! But he's a wonderful man and the best Pastor. The BEST!!! Call me, Zeke. ***Some or all of the content shared in this Post is disputed and might be misleading about a Saintly Pastor.***

I didn't used to like Bill that much. Now I do. Funny how that works sometimes.

You seem unstable. Secret svc. doesn't want me talking to you. I am VERY stable!