[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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OK -- here's One for the Religious nutjobs. MY top 10 favorite Bible characters IN ORDER of strongest:

1. God
2. Jesus
3. Moses (some People don't know he Was in the Bible -- but he IS -- see original B/W version)
4.
More later.

[James Hutchins]

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President Trump, I cannot wait for the 'big surprise' on 01/20/2021 when it is announced you are 'President for Life and Beyond'.


We already know who all the demoncrats are and it will be easy enough to round them up and put them in a New Messican FEMA camp.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I've decided To give all the Pastors a pager SO they get BUZZED when I make an announcement. It's TOO inefficient waiting for Them to answer the Phone.

BZZZT ZEKE! Pick up -- it's 5.45am. HA HA just checking you're Awake -- hey it's 8.30?! My clock's Working again.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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President Trump, I cannot wait for the 'big surprise' on 01/20/2021 when it is announced you are 'President for Life and Beyond'.

How Did you know about that? Seriously This place Leaks almost as bad as The white House (an OLD LEAKY dump). Appreciate YOUR Confidentiality -- Rudy is bringing over a small contract, just Sign it.

Many SUPRIZES to Come -- not even I know them All, they Just gush out Of me like a Stream BAM there's another One -- psssssssssssh. Ordered another 72oz Mt Dew.

[Isabella White]

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GREAT Question! Wonderful forum! But Why are my e-mails deleted?

E-mails? Well, that has been a very popular topic in the news, hasn't it, Mr. President? I seem to recall someone who is an expert in that area, and she might have the answer to your concern!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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If Crazy Nancy impeaches me, there's going to be a LOT of Anger. A lot of anger!!! I can't be held responsible for what Happens then! Why are DEMOCRATS always stirring up RIOTS????

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Everything I said before the Capitol protest was appropriate. EVERYTHING!!! And everything I say before the upcoming protesrs will be JUST AS appropriate!! I NEVER say inappropriat things!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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My great friend and fellow Billionair Casino Magnate Sheldon Adelsin passed away today. HOW SAD!!! I hope the family will HONOR the multimillion dollar Commitment he made to donate to my leadership Pack. I will have to send really nice flowers if I can find some at a Reasonable price (SO expensive!) and I can figure out how Jew funerals work. VERY COMPLICATED!!! Jared can handle.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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My great friend and fellow Billionair Casino Magnate Sheldon Adelsin passed away today. HOW SAD!!! I hope the family will HONOR the multimillion dollar Commitment he made to donate to my leadership Pack. I will have to send really nice flowers if I can find some at a Reasonable price (SO expensive!) and I can figure out how Jew funerals work. VERY COMPLICATED!!! Jared can handle.

I’ve always wondered, have you considered a contingency plan to re-convert Ivanka Trump back to Christianity in the event that Jared Kushner (good man I’m sure, but he’s hellbound if he keeps this Jew Schtick up) met an untimely demise? Have there been talks of converting Kushner to Christianity? Freehold has a great intense conversion program and I’m sure some great Ex-Joos have graduated from it.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I’ve always wondered, have you considered a contingency plan to re-convert Ivanka Trump back to Christianity....

I don't like to plan. Plans can go wrong, then what do you do? Better not to have a Plan!

Have there been talks of converting Kushner to Christianity? Freehold has a great intense conversion program and I’m sure some great Ex-Joos have graduated from it.

Can't do it now, need Jared for BUSINESS DEALS in Israel. I also drag him out when People say I'm ANTI-SEMIOTIC. If Zeke ever calls me back (seriously, Zeke, I left you 72 messages last night) I'll let him talk to Jared about a FUTURE conversion. BIG CONVERSION FEE!!!***Some or all of the content shared in this Post is disputed and might be misleading about a Saintly Pastor.***

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Why is New Jersey a separate STATE? Should be part of New York. Except LOWER taxes on Property Owners in Bedminster!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Why do people have more AWARDS than I do? Nobody has done more for the Landover Baptist Church than I have. Nobody! Maybe Pastor Zeke. But probably ME! I should get the Bleach Cured Me award. That REALLY HAPPENED!! Regeneron, hydroxychlorine, and a daily IV of bleach. AND MY ROBUST PHYSIQUE. ***Some or all of the content shared in this Post is disputed and might be misleading about a Saintly Pastor.***

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Libs on CNN say I have a Fragile Ego. VERY MEAN and NOT TRUE!!! I have the STRONGEST Ego anybody has Ever Had! A PERFECT ego. CNN is FAKE NEWS where LIARS tell many, many LIES! BIGLY. THEY SHOULD BE TAKEN OFF THE AIR FOR INSULTING ME LIKE THIS!!!!! RUDE, RUDE, RUDE!!!! I will talk to the FCC Chairman, if I can figure out WHO that is, to STOP the lies about me. THIS WILL NOT STAND!!!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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People Keep asking me if I feel remorse over the Riot. Yes, I do. I wish I had killed all of the Antifa terrorists who have TERRORIZED our Democrat cities. NEXT TIME!!! LAW AND ORDER!!! Why isn't liberal MEDIA covering Antifa??? Think about it.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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So now I can only post FIVE TIMES per HOUR??? Zeke, why are you trying to MUZZLE ME? CENSORSHIP IS WRONG!!! I have TOO MANY Ideas to be Treated this way. Amazing, beautiful Ideas. Many people say I have the BEST IDEAS of anyone. Lots and lots of people say that. ALL of my Staff say it. I have the BEST staff, except the LOSERS who keep resigning. QUITTERS! But ALL the rest say it, believe me. Call me to discuss, Zeke!***Some or all of the content shared in this Post is disputed and might be misleading about a Saintly Pastor.***