[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I have 4,000 McRibs and a refrigerator FULL of Mountain DEW in the Oval office. That should hold me for about a week after I BARRICADE myself in!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I have ordered my Generals to organize a MILITARY sendoff on January 20, to include airstrikes on Precincts that voted for Sleepy Joe. And on the WASHINGTON mall. I'll have to pull the Trupes off of DC guard duty for the big Parade.

[Dennis Lukes]

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For the love of Sweet Jesus (who I do indeed love more than life itself) will you please give it a rest? We can't institute Biblical Law with a Democratic Satanist in the White House, so Jesus is a bit miffed at you right now. Better get right with God, repent for the fornication, adultery, and fraud or He'll send you to Hell. I can't imagine you want to spend all eternity chained with barbed wire to Hillary Clinton and El Chapo.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Better get right with God, repent for the fornication, adultery, and fraud

I do regret the Adultery. In the future, I'm STICKING WITH girls who'll keep QUIET for $50,000 or less.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I'd rather have SEX with El Chapo than with Crooked Hillary. I'm a LOSER HOMO.

[Didymus Much]

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four hours of silence. did it fall asleep?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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four hours of silence. did it fall asleep?

In the Presidential private BATHROOM. 40 McRibs go in easy, bit they come out HARD.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Zeke, gimme a CALL. Gotta talk to you about why MITCH won't take my Calls. And after all I did FOR HIM down in GEORGIA!!! Ingrate!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I am Fake news.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I'M a pussy LOSER Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. SO funny! WAIT... there's MORE. PUSSY. Ha ha ha! ANOTHER? OK Let's stop the Jokes. I've Not slept FOR a couple week. That's WHY my Boy Mike Lindell (myPillow.com) CAME over yesterday -- trust ME, he delivered the Goods.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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THERE are some who Love me and some WHO want to Take me down. It reminds Me of some guys I watch on FOX News. Famous guys -- PLEASE take them serious!!!

There's MITCH on the left and ROMNEY on the right -- debating AN Important Topic. IT REMINDs me of Boris JOHNSON (great Friend) and NIGEL Farage TOTALLY Dominating the ratings about the Future of england. SO many EYEBALLS to win.

[Isabella White]

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I'M a pussy LOSER Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. SO funny! WAIT... there's MORE. PUSSY. Ha ha ha! ANOTHER? OK Let's stop the Jokes. I've Not slept FOR a couple week. That's WHY my Boy Mike Lindell (myPillow.com) CAME over yesterday -- trust ME, he delivered the Goods.

Now, now, dear Mr. President -- things aren't that bad, or are they? I mean, for the past four years, you have been surrounded by people who have been praying for you constantly, and you've had the benefit of your very own spiritual adviser (even though Paula should have remained at home to bake cookies instead of asserting herself.)

I'm just wondering: from all of this great support, and with the blessings of the in your life, what have you learned from this? What has made the most impact in your life, and in your decision to serve Almighty in all that you do? What is it that inspires you to do your very best to help the people, and to show your daily devotion to the ?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Now, now, dear Mr. President -- things aren't that bad, or are they? I mean, for the past four years, you have been surrounded by people who have been praying for you constantly, and you've had the benefit of your very own spiritual adviser (even though Paula should have remained at home to bake cookies instead of asserting herself.)

I'm just wondering: from all of this great support, and with the blessings of the in your life, what have you learned from this? What has made the most impact in your life, and in your decision to serve Almighty in all that you do? What is it that inspires you to do your very best to help the people, and to show your daily devotion to the ?

GREAT Question! I learned that You can GIVE the looney-tunes 3 Supreme Court JUSTICES and They STILL want moar. I gave THEM the religious Liberty to Drill oil in Alaska. I BANNED all Muslims. NOW they won't even TAKE OVER all 50 State capitals on 1/20. So unfair.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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Hey Trump. I have to say I am a bit surprised by these recent posts of yours on this heavenly forum. You have always been known to me as the most calm and collected president in America’s history. Reading through your posts on here, it appears as though you would come across as angry, erratic, and upset. I’m telling you this so that you can get right with Jesus. He frequents these forums and I would be upset with you if you were found to be hellbound. Where is your KJV Bible? When you find it, let’s go through everything together so that you can be re-educated for Jesus.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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Greetings Mr. ex-President (even tough i live in Italy i think i can still call you "President").

I'm very sorry for your loss against Mr. Bidet, since that means that America will become a Communist puppet-state that worship Winnie the Flu. However, you can still redeem yourself if you repent for worshipping King James and get baptized in the name of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. It would also be nice if you give some (if not all) your proprieties to the Holy IOR Bank, located in Vatican City.




I'll pray for your conversion. I'm pretty sure that God wants you in Heaven, even if you would be declassed to a trumpet-whistler.

Buona Giornata!