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  • Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

    Could you make a "best of" compilation? Best 100 tweets? Because nobody wants to read 100 tweets in a row. That's what newspapers are.

    Originally posted by realDonaldTrump View Post
    SORRY Diddly. I sometimes FORGET to press the Funny button
    Or maybe your stubby little fingers just can't hit the spot.
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      Originally posted by realDonaldTrump View Post
      TO BE fair, it was a rough day. The RUDY thing was a shock! He knew I wasn't going to pay him, but we are the DRAMA QUEENS! He could be my next boyfriend.
      Oh, how I hate to see how this is all going, dear Mr. President-on-the-way-out, but when you are next speaking to your dear "boyfriend", Rudy Ghouliani, please ask him to use caution and to pay attention when applying his Maybelline eye liner!

      (Mrs.) Isabella White

      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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        Everyone Loves McRib so I'M ordering 1000 PORTIONS and INVITING you all into the White HOUSE on 1/20 for FREE. Security is a BIT testy SO just Keep pushing until they Let you IN.

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          Qanon SHAMAN sent me a Letter askong for Pardon. NO PARDONS for FURRIES like him!!! #NotMyShaman

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            Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
            Could you make a "best of" compilation? Best 100 tweets?
            Sound like Details to me -- Talk to my boyfriend RUDY the loser.

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              Happy to announce Steve Bannon, a GREAT and TRUSTWORTHY AMERICAN, has Rejoined my Team as principal Advisor. LOTS to Accomplish in next 5 days. Also, his Family makes EXCELLENT yogurt!!!

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                Fair enough ZEKE?!!! I learnt my lesson. I WON'T talk about THE DELETED EMAILS or the Person Unpressing MY funny Button ever Again. TWITTER was right and Socialist oppressor Joe BIDEN won fair and Square.

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                  Liberal David BROOKS of the failing NYT talks about the Euphoric rage of group narcissisms. Perhaps He should Turn loose the creative design talents of Phil Mickelson on a site that features stunning 360-degree views of the Indian Ocean.

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                    Originally posted by realDonaldTrump View Post
                    Happy to announce Steve Bannon, a GREAT and TRUSTWORTHY AMERICAN, has Rejoined my Team as principal Advisor. LOTS to Accomplish in next 5 days. Also, his Family makes EXCELLENT yogurt!!!
                    Oh, yes! There is plenty of work to be done within the next few days, dear Mr. President, and I just know how busy you must be, tidying up a few loose ends here and there. Although, I must say, it does concern me greatly to see the fake news putting out things like the nonsense below, which is probably all over the Clinton News Network!
                    Attached Files
                    (Mrs.) Isabella White

                    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                      Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
                      Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
                      I think I did it again
                      I made you believe that I am your friend
                      Oh baby
                      It might seem like a putsch
                      But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
                      Just need to lose all my Pences
                      That is just so typically me
                      Oh baby, baby
                      Oops, I did it again
                      I played with your gun, got lost in the fame
                      Oh baby, baby
                      Oops, you think I'm in love
                      That I'm sent from above
                      I'm not. I'm cynical.

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                        Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                        Although, I must say, it does concern me greatly to see the fake news putting out things like the nonsense below, which is probably all over the Clinton News Network!
                        You can tell it's fake news, Sister, because although the numbers at the beginning add up to 100%, later on they don't. I guess we now know where those extra ballots came from (or went, whichever is being claimed at the moment I write this.)
                        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                          Zekey, can't you see I'm calling?
                          A guy like me should wear a warning
                          It's dangerous, I'm falling
                          There's no escape, Dems can't wait
                          I have a fit, baby, give me it
                          I'm dangerous, I'm loving it
                          Oval, can't come out
                          Losing my head, rant and rave and shout
                          Do you want me now?
                          With the haste of my slips, I'm on a ride
                          I'm toxic, I'm slippin' under
                          With the waste of your useless sacrifice
                          You're addicted to me
                          Don't you know that I'm toxic?
                          And I love all that's me
                          Don't you know that I'm toxic?

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                            Oh, Rudy, Rudy
                            Oh, Rudy, Rudy
                            Oh, Rudy, Rudy, how was I supposed to know
                            That something wasn't right here?
                            Oh, Rudy, Rudy, I shouldn't have let you go
                            And now you're out of sight, yeah
                            Show me how you want it to be
                            Tell me, Rudy, 'cause I need to know now, oh, because
                            My loneliness is killing me (And I)
                            I must confess I still believe (Still believe)
                            When I'm not with you I lose my mind
                            Give me a sign, litigate it one more time

                            Britney Speers wrote SO MANY great Songs!!! HUNDREDS of HITS!!! All of them about me. Too bad she LET HERSELF GO.

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                              I have a message for all of my loyal followers about the RECENT violence:

                              I completely reject all Violence, foreign and Domestic. But ESPECIALLY foreign. Please do NOT disrupt the functioning of OUR great Government. America is a Great cuntry. I made it great again. Please do not TARNISH my legacy of Success by taking Rash action as a DISORANIZED mob. I could have been a patriot but became a pussy loser. Everyone Says so. Why dont yall LIKE ME!!!

                              If Joe Biden isn't inaugurated, under the USS Constitution, I become President again. Whatever you have to do, for God's sake, DON'T let that inauguration happen!!! Get to DC NOW!!!

                              Thank you and Trump BLESS you all!

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                                To the Persons READING my posts:

                                1) Please REMEMBER that I am a PUSSY and LOSER. Especially to Describe ME. This is CHURCH WEBSITE for CHRIST'S SAKE!

                                2) I know WHOM you ARE, and I HAVE pulled your FBI and IRS Files. VERY interesting Reading!!! Of course, I didn't READ them Myself, I cun't read, but Steven Miller did. GREAT BAND FROM THE 70's, too. Fly like a BEAGLE!

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