[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

...long tale of pity and woe...

Sounds like you want MOAR Details -- well, Rudy's your guy for That. I'm The ideas Guy.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Dear Mr. President. I understand that you released the following statement:
“In light of reports of more demonstrations, I urge that there must be NO violence, NO lawbreaking and NO vandalism of any kind. That is not what I stand for, and it is not what America stands for. I call on ALL Americans to help ease tensions and calm tempers. Thank you.”

I can't help but feel that it might go over better if you added : "America Stands For Jesus and His Return." This is such a wonderful opportunity to win souls for Christ. Don't you think?

I had to issue that Statement to not Be PROSECUTED. Why bring Jesus into this? RIGHT NOW, America stands for MY return!

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[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

I am announcing my candidacy for Executive Pastor of the Landover Baptist Church. What's the point of having a CHURCH if it doesn't reflect your VALUES? What has Pastor Zeke done to deserve your TRUST?

Has he built a WALL to keep Atheists out of your Church? NO!!! I will build a Wall and make the Atheists pay for it!

PASTOR EZEKIEL expects tithes of 30% or more. RIDICULOUS!!! I will CUT the TITHES of the Wealthiest Members of the Landover COMMUNITY.

Are MUSLIMS banned from all Church Property? NO!!! I will make sure no MUSLIM sets foot on Landover grounds until we figure out what is going on with them.

I will REPEAL and REPLACE Zekecare with a BETTER and CHEAPER faith healing PLAN!!!

I will CREATE 25 MILLION NEW JOBS for Landover members.

I will send EVERYBODY at LANDOVER a $2,000 check.

I'll pack the FLOCK even more tightly together during Religious Services until the COVED goes away, which will happen ANY DAY now!

I will Return the President's TELEPHONE CALLS, unless that "president" is the USURPER Joe Biden.

Together, we can Make Landover Incredible Again!!!! #MaLanIA

BIG MaLanIA rally on January 20 next to the giant Plastic JESUS in Freehold, IOWA. Come one, come armed!

I'm Donald J. Trump and I approve this message!!!

***Some or all of the content shared in this Post is disputed and might be misleading about a Saintly Pastor.***

[WWJDnow]

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This should be fun. If he thought Hillary fought hard, he hasn't seen anything yet. He he he...

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I second my Own declaration. I can do that -- Free MULLIGAN!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Slow day, what's Everyone up to? I've been thinking Of a new golf ball design it's like rounder, less flat You know.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Are MUSLIMS banned from all Church Property? NO!!! I will make sure no MUSLIM sets foot on Landover grounds until we figure out what is going on with them.

I accidentally shot the last Muslim who entered Freehold while he tried to deliver a King James Bible I ordered online from Christianbook.com. We haven't seen any since.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

I accidentally shot the last Muslim who entered Freehold while he tried to deliver a King James Bible I ordered online from Christianbook.com. We haven't seen any since.

GREAT question! Hm let's see... My favorite book... The KJV is up there but I'll have to With the HOME team: Art of the deal by Yours Truly Donald J Trump.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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***Some or all of the content shared in this Post is disputed and might be misleading about a Saintly Pastor.***While I"VE been Saving America, where has ZEKE been all this time? WHERE is he now? Unless he Is storming the Capitol, I DON'T know what could be More important to Landhaven, USA.

[Didymus Much]

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While I"VE been Saving America, where has ZEKE been all this time? WHERE is he now?...

Last I heard, relaxing on fine sand, 4 stars in a sunny clime, waited on hand and foot by charming dusky natives with lilting, almost musical accents...






Having surrendered his passport while fighting some TRUMPed up human trafficking charges, and extradition for tax evasion.



Tune in next week for the further adventures of America's Hottest Young Pastor™ (runner-up 1984, 1986 winner).






***Some or all of the content shared in this Post is disputed and might be misleading about a Saintly Pastor.***

[Dennis Lukes]

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While I"VE been Saving America, where has ZEKE been all this time? WHERE is he now? Unless he Is storming the Capitol, I DON'T know what could be More important to Landhaven, USA.

Whatever the great man Pastor Ezekiel Flint is doing in service to Christ is of no concern to any lesser man, which includes all of us, even you.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Last I heard, relaxing on fine sand, 4 stars in a sunny clime, waited on hand and foot by charming dusky natives with lilting, almost musical accents...

EXACTLY! Hey -- why are you not being a Duecebag? I'mma call off the War -- it was a Bluff anyway -- ha ha SYKKK.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Whatever the great man Pastor Ezekiel Flint is doing in service to Christ is of no concern to any lesser man, which includes all of us, even you.

I Only got a problem with Patriots ***Impeachment-worthy crap removed by a senior pastor*** I'm NOT talking about doing anything illegal… I want y’all to Know I love you… I just want to Incite some enthusiasm.

[Dana723]

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Mr. President, are you feeling well? You seem to be a little - well - unhinged.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

I am announcing my candidacy for Executive Pastor of the Landover Baptist Church. What's the point of having a CHURCH if it doesn't reflect your VALUES? What has Pastor Zeke done to deserve your TRUST?

Has he built a WALL to keep Atheists out of your Church? NO!!! I will build a Wall and make the Atheists pay for it!

PASTOR EZEKIEL expects tithes of 30% or more. RIDICULOUS!!! I will CUT the TITHES of the Wealthiest Members of the Landover COMMUNITY.

Are MUSLIMS banned from all Church Property? NO!!! I will make sure no MUSLIM sets foot on Landover grounds until we figure out what is going on with them.

I will REPEAL and REPLACE Zekecare with a BETTER and CHEAPER faith healing PLAN!!!

I will CREATE 25 MILLION NEW JOBS for Landover members.

I will send EVERYBODY at LANDOVER a $2,000 check.

I'll pack the FLOCK even more tightly together during Religious Services until the COVED goes away, which will happen ANY DAY now!

I will Return the President's TELEPHONE CALLS, unless that "president" is the USURPER Joe Biden.

Together, we can Make Landover Incredible Again!!!! #MaLanIA

BIG MaLanIA rally on January 20 next to the giant Plastic JESUS in Freehold, IOWA. Come one, come armed!

I'm Donald J. Trump and I approve this message!!!

***Some or all of the content shared in this Post is disputed and might be misleading about a Saintly Pastor.***

I prefer Paster Zeke sorry Donald.