[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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As WELL as the Letter, I flushed concrete down the toilets and stripped out the copper wire. $2 a kilo!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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People are saying that I Won't leave a letter for the Next President. NOT TRUE! I sent a very GRACIOUS note to Rep. Ocasio-Cortez (UNPLEASANT WOMAN!) congratulating her on her Victory.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Twitch just banned me. Not for the Capitol Protest. They banned me because there were some hot girls watching and I took my clothes off.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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DON'T worry Clunky -- the SS will be Along soon to Add the dick jokes.

[Cranky Old Man]

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[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Now, Mr. President, while I have always, always, always been very loyal and faithful to you, I must say: I was greatly disappointed when I learned that the First Lady was going to re-design that beautiful rose garden. And I think someone else would agree!

GREAT Question! Isabella I think you would be My Favorite auntie if We didn't ALL hate eachother. SomeTimes it seems I CAN read your secret Ideas (BUT still mine). To BE honest -- who cares about the Rose Garden? Jim Kennedy was probably going NUTS with all Yoko Ono's BS and let her Do it to keep Her busy. Like with Malania and her kid, Brent is it? Brad. He keeps her from Screwing with MY Exec time.

[Isabella White]

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Also asked the JOINT CHEFS to pour all the left over Salt on Melania's Rose garden. Ha ha Biden will HAVE to eat Tasteless food -- although the garden Will look slightly better.

Now, Mr. President, while I have always, always, always been very loyal and faithful to you, I must say: I was greatly disappointed when I learned that the First Lady was going to re-design that beautiful rose garden. And I think someone else would agree!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Also asked the JOINT CHEFS to pour all the left over Salt on Melania's Rose garden. Ha ha Biden will HAVE to eat Tasteless food -- although the garden Will look slightly better.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Just asked the JOINT CHIEFS to place US Military forces on HIGH Alert. May have to GRAP PUSSIES this afternoon. Listen, we have forces--MILITARY forces--we'll hit them like THEY'VE never been Hit before. It should have been done During obama, bush. And even BEFORE that. So that's where we are.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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THANK YOU, America, for making Me the BIGGEST LOSER PUSSY EVER. It is TOTALLY deserved!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I am raising $2 billion from individual and corporate donors for my new Presidential Library, PussyLoser World. It's going to be TERRIFFICK!!! There will be roller coasters, a golf course, arcade games, a water park, an animal park for pussycats, a full-sized Capitol building that you can STORM, a private militia training camp, and a Pussy museum dedicated to me, The Pussy Loser, and the GREATNESS of my Presidency. Of course, there will be FIVE STAR accommodations and the kind of Fine Dining Experience you can only get from Loser property. We might even house my Presidential Papers if the government offers me enough RENT. And the best part of all of this is I'm going to make A LOT of money. Corporate sponsorship inquiries WELCOME!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Here's my FAVORITE Picture of Martin Luther King. He was HOT:

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Ran across this tidbit of which I was previously unaware (from https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/18/polit...b/index.html):

Melanomia's snoring is that bad?

Ha Ha! Melanomia!! I'm gonna STEAL that the way Biden STOLE the election. You never know when an ASSASSIN will Strike. I am a pussy hiding in the closet so Melania was the DECOY. Besides, she's getting a little LONG IN THE TOOTH for my taste.

[Didymus Much]

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Ran across this tidbit of which I was previously unaware (from https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/18/polit...b/index.html):

...Melania Trump spent the majority of her time in the White House in the large bedroom suite typically reserved for Presidents and their spouse, adjacent to the West Sitting Hall, according to a source with knowledge of the arrangement.
"Donald Trump slept in his own bedroom, which was previously a study or den during other administrations," the source said of the arrangement...

Melanomia's snoring is that bad?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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During Exec time today i was Wondering if the Commander in Chief should parachute out of the Whitehouse. Not been done BEFORE apparently.


I hired Olympic skater Klete Keller (big Fan of mine) to PLAN something special. Because Nobody knows how to do That, not really. Someone can get A band, yes. Red carpet, yes. Something special, can they do that -- yes, but no. So WE'LL see.