[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Slow night! So What's everyone Up to? I'm settling into a couple of re-runs of the 2016 election. MALANIA was so hot. I miss her evil glare.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

I'M wrecking my brain Trying to get more Salt on my fries. It keeps Bouncing off. There's about 2.5 lb of salt on the Floor and not on my fries. House-keeping needs to smarten up round here.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

MULLIGAN! 700-second rule.
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I'M wrecking my brain Trying to get more Salt on my fries. It keeps Bouncing off. There's about 2.5 lb of salt on the Floor and not on my fries. REMIND me To fire House-keeping in the Morning -- oh it's 3.30am, don't Worry I'll Stay up and Do it myself.
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[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

WHERE was I?!!! I remember. It wa Email 339,999.

Dear Benghazi,
PLEASE attack us next week.
IT will help my campaign FOR Prz in 3 or 2 years I forgoet

Yours,
*****HILLARY*****!!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Email 339,998

***Underage fornication removed by your friendly Pastor, and, frankly, you wouldn't be able to perform anyway... ***Mom

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Email 339,997

ZEKE,
Where are you? Christ! Are you always like this? Pick up Your phone.

Put the hay in the cart, put the hay in the cart. He Knows.

HILLARY RODHMAN CLINTON

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Email 339,998

***Underage fornication removed by your friendly Pastor, and, frankly, you wouldn't be able to perform anyway... ***Mom

The deleted Deleted email?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Say what you will about RUDY GIULIANI, the man knows GOOD PIZZA. I'm putting Rudy in charge of selecting the Frozen Pizzas we SERVE in the at Mar-a-Lago Club dining room.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Speaking of Pizzas, anyone else who wants a PARDON, we're going by the GODFATHER RULE. I do this favor for you, and Someday--and this day may NEVER come--I'll ask YOU for a Favor, and, whatever it is, you MUST do it. And you have to KISS the PRESIDENTIAL RING that I Had made from some gemstones just sitting around the Smithsonian Display Cases.

GUESS WHAT? Favor Day has arrived!!! Send Rudy Giuliani $2 million dollars in UNMARKED, NON-SESQUICENTENNIAL bills.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Why are my deleted e-mails being DELETED???

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Email 339,996

Mr. Trump,
Would any of your sons take Chelsea off our Hands?
SHE's not getting any prettier.
But Eric's not exactly a catch so... think about it.

Your humble admirer,
Hilary

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Email 339,995

Bill,
We found another intern for you.
Jeff says she's you're type.
Name's Monica - in the blue dress
Hillary

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Email 339,994

Hey Obama,
As we agreed on the phone, AFTER your turn it's MY turn.

MY TURN! Don't you dare declare matrial law and run for a
3rd term like you've been promising Soros.

Hilary

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Email 339,993

Dear Susan,

I spoke with Ben Ghazi. He's certainly a charmer, our Ben. If he were a woman, I'd really be into him. Bill is such a dud in the sack!

Anyway, Ben says everything is in place. This is going to the best false flag op since we had those kids killed in Long Island.

Thanks for all of your support on this one!

Hilary

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Email 339,992

Barack,
Some three star at the Pentagon keeps calling to ask about the pizza place. I don't understand why he cares how we blow off steam. What's so bad about a little clean fun, right? And the kids all seem to enjoy the free pizza, especially the really young ones. But if this gets out it will be a complete disaster!

We need to terminate this guy with extreme prejudice. Want me to use the same team that took care of Ron Brown?

Hilary