[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Email 339,991

Bill,
Need your advice on this one. The Prez, Biden, and I installed bugs in Trump's magnificent, luxurious penthouse apartment on highly desirable Fifth Avenue.

It's worse than we feared. Our friends in the fake news media have been making him out to be an incompetent moron, but Donald Trump is a stable genius. I'm concerned--this Donald is a real winner--and I think we should get "Operation Fake Pee Pee Tape" up and running, just in case we need it.

Ideas?

Hilary

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Email 339,990

Dear Wall Street,
The Clinton Foundation is accepting offers.

You all know the little people love Dems that's why
ONLY I can roll back worker protections cuz
nobody suspects Them. I mean Us. Mwaaha hh ha.

$50k minimum speaking fee.

Hillary

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Melania's been halping Me with a little speach for INORGORATION day tomorrow. It STILL needs a Lot of work.

*SNIFFFF* I am happy to join with you Today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for FREEDOM in the history of our nation.

Let us not wallow in the valley of DIspair, I say to you today, my friends. Even as we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the True meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the Red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood. To Enjoy an unparalleled Japanese omakase dining experience in an intimate, dark wood & gold setting.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four FIVE little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Why does Martin Luther King get all the attention??? He wasn't even REALLY a King like I was Going To be. And he STARTED Antifa terrorism Movement. I've done more for BLACKS than anybody. They should STOP celebrating Martin Lluther King day and make TRUMP DAY a National holiday. Would have Happened in my Second Term.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Must admit he PUTS on a Great show tho. Can't ARGUE with 35 million records and eight Grammy Awards. Classy GUY.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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During Exec time today i was Wondering if the Commander in Chief should parachute out of the Whitehouse. Not been done BEFORE apparently.


I hired Olympic skater Klete Keller (big Fan of mine) to PLAN something special. Because Nobody knows how to do That, not really. Someone can get A band, yes. Red carpet, yes. Something special, can they do that -- yes, but no. So WE'LL see.

[Didymus Much]

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Ran across this tidbit of which I was previously unaware (from https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/18/polit...b/index.html):

...Melania Trump spent the majority of her time in the White House in the large bedroom suite typically reserved for Presidents and their spouse, adjacent to the West Sitting Hall, according to a source with knowledge of the arrangement.
"Donald Trump slept in his own bedroom, which was previously a study or den during other administrations," the source said of the arrangement...

Melanomia's snoring is that bad?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Ran across this tidbit of which I was previously unaware (from https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/18/polit...b/index.html):

Melanomia's snoring is that bad?

Ha Ha! Melanomia!! I'm gonna STEAL that the way Biden STOLE the election. You never know when an ASSASSIN will Strike. I am a pussy hiding in the closet so Melania was the DECOY. Besides, she's getting a little LONG IN THE TOOTH for my taste.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Here's my FAVORITE Picture of Martin Luther King. He was HOT:

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I am raising $2 billion from individual and corporate donors for my new Presidential Library, PussyLoser World. It's going to be TERRIFFICK!!! There will be roller coasters, a golf course, arcade games, a water park, an animal park for pussycats, a full-sized Capitol building that you can STORM, a private militia training camp, and a Pussy museum dedicated to me, The Pussy Loser, and the GREATNESS of my Presidency. Of course, there will be FIVE STAR accommodations and the kind of Fine Dining Experience you can only get from Loser property. We might even house my Presidential Papers if the government offers me enough RENT. And the best part of all of this is I'm going to make A LOT of money. Corporate sponsorship inquiries WELCOME!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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THANK YOU, America, for making Me the BIGGEST LOSER PUSSY EVER. It is TOTALLY deserved!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Just asked the JOINT CHIEFS to place US Military forces on HIGH Alert. May have to GRAP PUSSIES this afternoon. Listen, we have forces--MILITARY forces--we'll hit them like THEY'VE never been Hit before. It should have been done During obama, bush. And even BEFORE that. So that's where we are.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Also asked the JOINT CHEFS to pour all the left over Salt on Melania's Rose garden. Ha ha Biden will HAVE to eat Tasteless food -- although the garden Will look slightly better.

[Isabella White]

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Also asked the JOINT CHEFS to pour all the left over Salt on Melania's Rose garden. Ha ha Biden will HAVE to eat Tasteless food -- although the garden Will look slightly better.

Now, Mr. President, while I have always, always, always been very loyal and faithful to you, I must say: I was greatly disappointed when I learned that the First Lady was going to re-design that beautiful rose garden. And I think someone else would agree!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Now, Mr. President, while I have always, always, always been very loyal and faithful to you, I must say: I was greatly disappointed when I learned that the First Lady was going to re-design that beautiful rose garden. And I think someone else would agree!

GREAT Question! Isabella I think you would be My Favorite auntie if We didn't ALL hate eachother. SomeTimes it seems I CAN read your secret Ideas (BUT still mine). To BE honest -- who cares about the Rose Garden? Jim Kennedy was probably going NUTS with all Yoko Ono's BS and let her Do it to keep Her busy. Like with Malania and her kid, Brent is it? Brad. He keeps her from Screwing with MY Exec time.