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Hi everybody! WOW! You all are really HOLY ROLLING here aren't you! Well PRAISE the DIVINE for that!! Bless your little self righteous hearts.
Just to let you know a bit about me. I live in the greatest city in the world, Frisco, by the Bay, of course! I'm a free lance investigative reporter. I'm not a "christian" per sey because I believe our ONE COMMON CREATOR is the UNIVERSAL DIVINE ONE who LOVES us ALL. I think the Bible has been messed around with for centuries and basically today all it reflects is NOT God's word but the psychotic OPINIONS of PSYCHOTIC HOLY MEN. But, don't worry because I come here to Landover Baptist to bring you all PEACE and LOVE!!
BTW I see my old "friend" is here preaching his SAME OLD hell-fire-and brimstone stuff. Winning souls for JeSuS HIRAM (for those who don't know it Hiram is Brother Love's first name)? Hi HIRAM....Love!!
Hey people of Landover has the good Brother Love bothered to tell you a little about himself? Has he told you how he was thrown into JAIL and ran OUT OF TOWN down South in the 1960's for instigating RACE RIOTS? Well of course he hasn't has he?
And has the good PREACHER MAN bothered to tell you that he used to be a GRAND CYCLOPS in that "esteemed" group of grown men that wear white sheets? I bet he hasn't mentioned a word about that has he? Or, has this "MAN OF THE LORD" bothered to let you all know here at Landover Baptist that he "rescued" my young behind from NEO-NAZI "associations"? And has our DEAR BROTHER revealed to you that they BANK ROLL many of his "Salvation Shows"? Or has he even bothered to mention to any of you that his two GOONS whom he calls "deacons" are MAFIA hit men? Well I bet the GOOD BROTHER LOVE hasn't breathed a word about all this has he? JESUS I don't blame him!!
Now, Hiram Love, Evangelist Extraordinare, is my "bud" AND he's also my UNCLE so I know ALL the "dirty little family secrets" don't I Uncle Hiram? But don't worry my dear uncle because I won't breath a word about any of them especially about the time I went with you to Colorado City (a orthodox polygamist Mormon town) and how they stripped you NAKED, tarred and feathered you (I still say you should not have told them that Mormons were "morons" with horns and tails, Uncle Hiram). But....sigh....woe is me!!
Oh and I wouldn't even think to mention how when I worked for you and the Salvation Show you took the last dollar from that little old lady in St. Louis as a "donation" and when we were all gathered in the backroom counting the mega-bucks you laughed hysterically about what a FOOL she was for giving you her last dollar in the "name of Jesus" but of course. BTW Uncle Hiram did you know that she died a week later because they turned off her gas and she couldn't pay her gas bill? Oh well, I guess she just met JeSuSssss alittle ahead of schedule. Oh and now don't you fret yourself Uncle because I wouldn't dream of saying one word about "our little secret" or the fishing trip. You know the one. The fishing trip where you taught me about "spare the ROD and spoil the child"!!
Oh, and Uncle Hiram Love, Evangelist for the LORD, mommy is doing fine and so Dorothy. Now you remember Dorothy don't you Uncle? My retarded sister suffering from mental retardation caused by sibling INCEST? Hey, uncle, Dorothy is STILL calling YOU DADDY!! Bet that brings a smile to your old stone face doesn't it Uncle Love?
Oooops! LOL did I ALREADY say TOO MUCH, Uncle? Well now I'm sure all the TRUE CHRISTIANS here will overlook everything I've said. I mean afterall YOU are a man of the LORD, right? Yes sir! Proclaiming the Word and Saving Souls! Winning money...oooops I did it again
.......I mean SINNERS over for JeSuS.
Well PREACH IT Brother Love because I'll be right behind you espousing my own remarks about all your hell-fire-brimstone trash! I'm sure we will have many exchanges on this site aren't you Uncle Brother Love? I'm really looking forwards to letting the good Christian people of Landover Baptist know all about you and your past as well as your present "connections." But, don't worry good Uncle, for GOSH SAKES, because I won't even mention the time you spent in the JOINT after the police arrested you for MONEY LAUNDERING down in that big BAD, EVIL city of illrepute, Birmingham, Alabama!! OH and BTW dearest Uncle I see you are using a spell checker SOMETIMES because most people just don't understand your HILLBILLY lingo! Well good for you! But, you reaaaallllyyyy need to use it EVERY time you post Uncle. I mean afterall this isn't HEE HAW now is it Brother?
Well folks PRAISE THE DIVINE ONE and that's about it for now. But you'll all be hearing a lot more from me as I DIG and come up with DIRT. And I just want to say how fabulously delighted I am that there are obviously some of my own kind here already. HI GIRLS!! I just love when my gay FAMILY is around!! I'm looking forwards to getting to know all of you (SOME more than others cuz there are some real BEEF CAKES here). But, don't worry because I'm NOT going "cruising" anytime soon due to the FACT that I'm involved in a COMMITTED relationship right now....well...ugh...semi-committed relationship (more about that later...call me....). Oh well this is ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS and I'm just giddy about sharing my thoughts, insights, and findings with all of you here at Landover.
Love & Light All....Hidi Ho!! (wink, wink)
TwinkBoy
P.S.--Hey Uncle Brother Love how's your old "friend" Jack doing lately? Are you two still getting together in the evening to "untwined." You know which Jack I'm talking about don't you dear Uncle. I believe Jack's last name is DANIELS (good BIBLICAL name no?). Oh well......
CHOW ALL.........
Just to let you know a bit about me. I live in the greatest city in the world, Frisco, by the Bay, of course! I'm a free lance investigative reporter. I'm not a "christian" per sey because I believe our ONE COMMON CREATOR is the UNIVERSAL DIVINE ONE who LOVES us ALL. I think the Bible has been messed around with for centuries and basically today all it reflects is NOT God's word but the psychotic OPINIONS of PSYCHOTIC HOLY MEN. But, don't worry because I come here to Landover Baptist to bring you all PEACE and LOVE!!
BTW I see my old "friend" is here preaching his SAME OLD hell-fire-and brimstone stuff. Winning souls for JeSuS HIRAM (for those who don't know it Hiram is Brother Love's first name)? Hi HIRAM....Love!!
Hey people of Landover has the good Brother Love bothered to tell you a little about himself? Has he told you how he was thrown into JAIL and ran OUT OF TOWN down South in the 1960's for instigating RACE RIOTS? Well of course he hasn't has he?
And has the good PREACHER MAN bothered to tell you that he used to be a GRAND CYCLOPS in that "esteemed" group of grown men that wear white sheets? I bet he hasn't mentioned a word about that has he? Or, has this "MAN OF THE LORD" bothered to let you all know here at Landover Baptist that he "rescued" my young behind from NEO-NAZI "associations"? And has our DEAR BROTHER revealed to you that they BANK ROLL many of his "Salvation Shows"? Or has he even bothered to mention to any of you that his two GOONS whom he calls "deacons" are MAFIA hit men? Well I bet the GOOD BROTHER LOVE hasn't breathed a word about all this has he? JESUS I don't blame him!!
Now, Hiram Love, Evangelist Extraordinare, is my "bud" AND he's also my UNCLE so I know ALL the "dirty little family secrets" don't I Uncle Hiram? But don't worry my dear uncle because I won't breath a word about any of them especially about the time I went with you to Colorado City (a orthodox polygamist Mormon town) and how they stripped you NAKED, tarred and feathered you (I still say you should not have told them that Mormons were "morons" with horns and tails, Uncle Hiram). But....sigh....woe is me!!
Oh and I wouldn't even think to mention how when I worked for you and the Salvation Show you took the last dollar from that little old lady in St. Louis as a "donation" and when we were all gathered in the backroom counting the mega-bucks you laughed hysterically about what a FOOL she was for giving you her last dollar in the "name of Jesus" but of course. BTW Uncle Hiram did you know that she died a week later because they turned off her gas and she couldn't pay her gas bill? Oh well, I guess she just met JeSuSssss alittle ahead of schedule. Oh and now don't you fret yourself Uncle because I wouldn't dream of saying one word about "our little secret" or the fishing trip. You know the one. The fishing trip where you taught me about "spare the ROD and spoil the child"!!
Oh, and Uncle Hiram Love, Evangelist for the LORD, mommy is doing fine and so Dorothy. Now you remember Dorothy don't you Uncle? My retarded sister suffering from mental retardation caused by sibling INCEST? Hey, uncle, Dorothy is STILL calling YOU DADDY!! Bet that brings a smile to your old stone face doesn't it Uncle Love?
Oooops! LOL did I ALREADY say TOO MUCH, Uncle? Well now I'm sure all the TRUE CHRISTIANS here will overlook everything I've said. I mean afterall YOU are a man of the LORD, right? Yes sir! Proclaiming the Word and Saving Souls! Winning money...oooops I did it again
.......I mean SINNERS over for JeSuS.Well PREACH IT Brother Love because I'll be right behind you espousing my own remarks about all your hell-fire-brimstone trash! I'm sure we will have many exchanges on this site aren't you Uncle Brother Love? I'm really looking forwards to letting the good Christian people of Landover Baptist know all about you and your past as well as your present "connections." But, don't worry good Uncle, for GOSH SAKES, because I won't even mention the time you spent in the JOINT after the police arrested you for MONEY LAUNDERING down in that big BAD, EVIL city of illrepute, Birmingham, Alabama!! OH and BTW dearest Uncle I see you are using a spell checker SOMETIMES because most people just don't understand your HILLBILLY lingo! Well good for you! But, you reaaaallllyyyy need to use it EVERY time you post Uncle. I mean afterall this isn't HEE HAW now is it Brother?
Well folks PRAISE THE DIVINE ONE and that's about it for now. But you'll all be hearing a lot more from me as I DIG and come up with DIRT. And I just want to say how fabulously delighted I am that there are obviously some of my own kind here already. HI GIRLS!! I just love when my gay FAMILY is around!! I'm looking forwards to getting to know all of you (SOME more than others cuz there are some real BEEF CAKES here).
But, don't worry because I'm NOT going "cruising" anytime soon due to the FACT that I'm involved in a COMMITTED relationship right now....well...ugh...semi-committed relationship (more about that later...call me....). Oh well this is ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS and I'm just giddy about sharing my thoughts, insights, and findings with all of you here at Landover. Love & Light All....Hidi Ho!! (wink, wink)
TwinkBoy
P.S.--Hey Uncle Brother Love how's your old "friend" Jack doing lately? Are you two still getting together in the evening to "untwined." You know which Jack I'm talking about don't you dear Uncle. I believe Jack's last name is DANIELS (good BIBLICAL name no?). Oh well......
CHOW ALL.........
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