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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #31
    Re: Helloooo LBC !!

    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
    Anyone can get AIDs, you all now where AIDs originated from right?
    Satan gifted it to his witches to poison people.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • TwinkBoy
      CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2006
      • 212

      #32
      Re: Helloooo LBC !!

      My, my, my...I'm a wild and an untamed thing.......

      The...ah...."wisdom"...here never ceases to amaze me. So well informed you all are especially about such matters as AIDS and incest. LOL

      And VIRGINia....dear sweet seeker of truth...your last post was especially...ah..."insightful" my dear. Especially when you said, "If not, it's off to the Hot Spot, where the rusty, multi-pronged phalluses of Satan's horde will pump in and out of his already-desecrated chocolate socket for the long hours of æternity."

      Now THAT IS funny!! May I use it in the future my dear?

      Now, as for AIDS being "God's punishment" don't you all reallllly think that is a BIT MUCH? I mean, afterall, why would the "god" who is "love" be so...heartless....so dastardly? And all this thinking that all illness is caused by "demons"! I bet you all STILL think people with Epilepsy are "demon possessed", no?

      Oh well, let me leave all of your "wise" (snicker, snicker) people with this tidbit of "wisdom".........

      And crawling on the planets face
      Is a creature called the human race.
      Lost in time and lost in SPACE
      Living their lives with NO MEANING.............

      Love & Light Happy Campers,
      Twink
      "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

      "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #33
        Re: Helloooo LBC !!

        Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post

        Now, as for AIDS being "God's punishment" don't you all reallllly think that is a BIT MUCH? I mean, afterall, why would the "god" who is "love" be so...heartless....so dastardly? And all this thinking that all illness is caused by "demons"! I bet you all STILL think people with Epilepsy are "demon possessed", no?
        God drowned the world in The Flood and killed everyone but Noah and his family. God destroyed Sodom and Gomorra with fire for their wickedness. When Jesus returns He will personally slay all the wicked personally and leave their bodies for the birds to eat then raise them from the dead just to toss them into Hell.

        Now how is AIDs a "bit too much" for God?

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Enobarbus
          Professor of English Landover University
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 3496

          #34
          Re: Helloooo LBC !!

          The Department of Faith (DOF) has files on you twinkie:


          Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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          • TwinkBoy
            CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2006
            • 212

            #35
            Re: Helloooo LBC !!

            Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
            The Department of Faith (DOF) has files on you twinkie:


            http://www.whitehouse.org/dof/index.asp
            OHhhhh....Rocky Bobby!! Be still my heart!!

            Now, down to some REAL business. Dean Eno I mean reallyyyyy love I just can't seem to find the file on me at DOF. But, at least I've accomplished some fame and I'll take your "esteemed" word that the file on me is there (hmmm...come to think of it I think the DHS has files on me too...hmmm....lol). All I can say is: What's a GIRL to do????

            Love & Light,
            Twink
            "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

            "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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            • Enobarbus
              Professor of English Landover University
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 3496

              #36
              Re: Helloooo LBC !!

              Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
              OHhhhh....Rocky Bobby!! Be still my heart!!

              Now, down to some REAL business. Dean Eno I mean reallyyyyy love I just can't seem to find the file on me at DOF. But, at least I've accomplished some fame and I'll take your "esteemed" word that the file on me is there (hmmm...come to think of it I think the DHS has files on me too...hmmm....lol). All I can say is: What's a GIRL to do????

              Love & Light,
              Twink
              It's not published you fool; there is just a file on every unsaved trash and homer in the country. That means at least two files on you and probably more.
              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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              • Brother Love
                Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 403

                #37
                Re: Helloooo LBC !!

                Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                It's not published you fool; there is just a file on every unsaved trash and homer in the country. That means at least two files on you and probably more.
                He ain't goin to gets it even if ya explains it to him in detail. His mind is too blinded by SATAN.
                Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


                "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                • Poetic Peter
                  Christian Poet Emeritus
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1696

                  #38
                  Re: Helloooo LBC !!

                  Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                  Anyone can get AIDs, you all now where AIDs originated from right?

                  Besides babies are sometimes born with AIDs or at least HIV, due to a parent havin' it. 'S not like it's restricted to the gay community, wake up we don't live in the 19th century anymore boys. Gay's aren't the root of all evil and it ain't illegal.

                  Actually, now I think about it there should be cases of mental retardation in your quaint litt'l town, I mean after all
                  incest is a godly thing.
                  I mean climbing into bed with your sister is just sick, but Caine and Abel musta done it and Noah's grandchildren.
                  Personally I'd rather shack up with a cat than get into bed with a family member again.


                  daughter of Dameon and his sister



                  Urmmm, so that's why he's so...sensitive nowadays against incest;
                  yet he embraces homerism and pussyspreading.



                  The bonobo community has cause for worry.

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                  • tommy
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 392

                    #39
                    Re: Helloooo LBC !!

                    Hello LBC!
                    The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                    Exodus 15:3

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                    • Dameon_ACLUtard
                      Liberal Hate Monger
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 363

                      #40
                      Re: Helloooo LBC !!

                      Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                      daughter of Dameon and his sister



                      Urmmm, so that's why he's so...sensitive nowadays against incest;
                      yet he embraces homerism and pussyspreading.
                      Man, cussing out retards is just below the belt. Ah well, if you can't cuss out the weak and handicapped who can you cuss?

                      By cooterspreading do you mean I like to spread around a bit of cooter (You heard ladies) because man you know how it is... Or do you mean I make other people wimps?
                      Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 12-29-2006, 08:41 PM. Reason: vulgarities.
                      Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                      • Poetic Peter
                        Christian Poet Emeritus
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 1696

                        #41
                        Re: Helloooo LBC !!

                        Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                        ...so do you mean I like to spread around a bit of cooter...
                        .................................................. .............................

                        That's not what you mean

                        as Sheba knows all too well.



                        Sheba

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #42
                          Re: Helloooo LBC !!

                          Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                          Man, cussing out retards is just below the belt. Ah well, if you can't cuss out the weak and handicapped who can you cuss?
                          As True Christians™, we never "cuss out" anyone. But the Bible does tell us that God hates cripples of all kind.

                          "Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries." -- Leviticus 21:17-23
                          The japs are even worse than you Demontard; they enjoy retard wrestling as a spectator sport. Jesus hates japs and He hates retards, but I'm not sure if He would object to jap retard wrestling...
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Dameon_ACLUtard
                            Liberal Hate Monger
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 363

                            #43
                            Re: Helloooo LBC !!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            The japs are even worse than you Demontard; they enjoy retard wrestling as a spectator sport. Jesus hates japs and He hates retards, but I'm not sure if He would object to jap retard wrestling...
                            That's some funny s**t! Gotta love retards scrapping.

                            That's not what you mean

                            as Sheba knows all too well.


                            Sheba
                            Can't say I've been with Sheba before... how much is she? Do you get her on mates rates? Discount for regulr customers? Maybe if I say you referred me she'll lower the price...

                            As long as she's not an ex-girlfriend of yours man, I don't take charity. I can find a cat of my own.
                            Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 12-31-2006, 09:39 AM. Reason: obscenity removed
                            Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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