[TwinkBoy]

Re: Helloooo LBC !!

WOW! You people are realllyyy on top of things aren't you? Now let's see....

Zeke, is that a REAL pic of you? Goddddd, cuz if it is you are....a.....well....nice looking young man. MEOW.......

Poetic Peter, are you a REAL poet? Gosh I'd really like to read some of your original poetry as I LOVE poetry. BTW love, what does "DOF" stand for? Department of Fruit?

More Saved, I'm glad you discovered what my name means because outside of "private" circles I really don't wish to be raunchy (if you know what I mean). But anyway's, PRAISE THE DIVINE!!

Dameon, sorry for the long intro but....well...once I get started I just can't stop (you know how it is I'm sure). Anyway's I'm glad you liked my post and I'll be reading some of your's too (you know we MUST stick together as family).

On Your Knees, I'm really UNsure of what to make of your name...but...whatever. At first I thought your name meant.....(bleep).... but then I got out of the cutter and realized what your name really means, love. Sorryyy. I do like your phrase "ride the lightning," however. Boy I'm surprised you know that term. How much time have you spent in Frisco, love? We'll talk later (call me).

And, my dear, dear BROTHER LOVE.....looks like you were up early this A.M. I suppose "Jack" had to "go home" right? That's ok as I'm SURE "Mr. Daniels" will be back this evening to help you "untwined." Anyway, love, let's get to it Brother. Let's debate the "finer points" of SPIRITUAL MATTERS shall we? BTW checked out your profile and found your "Salvation Show" site and it's LOVELY! Who set it all up for you? You NEVER stop amazzzzing me Love. Hmm....Salvation Show...did you change the name because in your post above I notice you wrote Sal-A-vation Show? Perhaps it was just a typ-oooo. However, I'm sure you have some sal-A-vation going on at your SHOWS (and believe me people Brother Love puts on one HECK of a show!!). Yes sir--ry, Brother Love is the BEST SHOW-man on the planet! Better than that good old "faith healer" Mr. Benny Hinn!! And the MONEY collected at his SHOWS is phenomenal (more about this latter people of LBC because I've not only done EXTENSIVE investigating into just how much the Show takes in BUT also on how the MONEY is spent).

Well, I just want everybody to know how HAPPY I am to be here. I think this is going to be FANTASTIC and FUN. Now, I admit I'm a bit "fruity" as Pastor Zeke (wow..be still my heart) says but I just want everybody to know I'm an educated and sophisticated PERSON. I'm also NOT a trouble maker as I just report the FACTS whatever those FACTS are (ask Bro Love as he knows I ALWAYS report the TRUTH). Anyway people I've got to go for now as I'm going out for a short time to dine with some "close" friends and I'll be back this evening if I have a chance.

May the Divine One bless all of you GOOD people.

Love & Light,
Twink

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Helloooo LBC !!

Were Mark Twain alive again;
were he a pervert homer
and had he lost his brilliant wit

I think this boy'd be him.

So it goes and so it is
a stalking skank of twink
Mark Twank

Poetic Peter, are you a REAL poet?
Gosh I'd really like to read some of your original poetry as I LOVE poetry.
BTW love, what does "DOF" stand for? Department of Fruit?

yes/you just did/Department of Faith

Cheers,

Peter
Poet Lariat

[see_the_light]

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WOW! You people are realllyyy on top of things aren't you? Now let's see....

Zeke, is that a REAL pic of you? Goddddd, cuz if it is you are....a.....well....nice looking young man. MEOW.......

Poetic Peter, are you a REAL poet? Gosh I'd really like to read some of your original poetry as I LOVE poetry. BTW love, what does "DOF" stand for? Department of Fruit?

More Saved, I'm glad you discovered what my name means because outside of "private" circles I really don't wish to be raunchy (if you know what I mean). But anyway's, PRAISE THE DIVINE!!

Dameon, sorry for the long intro but....well...once I get started I just can't stop (you know how it is I'm sure). Anyway's I'm glad you liked my post and I'll be reading some of your's too (you know we MUST stick together as family).

On Your Knees, I'm really UNsure of what to make of your name...but...whatever. At first I thought your name meant.....(bleep).... but then I got out of the cutter and realized what your name really means, love. Sorryyy. I do like your phrase "ride the lightning," however. Boy I'm surprised you know that term. How much time have you spent in Frisco, love? We'll talk later (call me).

And, my dear, dear BROTHER LOVE.....looks like you were up early this A.M. I suppose "Jack" had to "go home" right? That's ok as I'm SURE "Mr. Daniels" will be back this evening to help you "untwined." Anyway, love, let's get to it Brother. Let's debate the "finer points" of SPIRITUAL MATTERS shall we? BTW checked out your profile and found your "Salvation Show" site and it's LOVELY! Who set it all up for you? You NEVER stop amazzzzing me Love. Hmm....Salvation Show...did you change the name because in your post above I notice you wrote Sal-A-vation Show? Perhaps it was just a typ-oooo. However, I'm sure you have some sal-A-vation going on at your SHOWS (and believe me people Brother Love puts on one HECK of a show!!). Yes sir--ry, Brother Love is the BEST SHOW-man on the planet! Better than that good old "faith healer" Mr. Benny Hinn!! And the MONEY collected at his SHOWS is phenomenal (more about this latter people of LBC because I've not only done EXTENSIVE investigating into just how much the Show takes in BUT also on how the MONEY is spent).

Well, I just want everybody to know how HAPPY I am to be here. I think this is going to be FANTASTIC and FUN. Now, I admit I'm a bit "fruity" as Pastor Zeke (wow..be still my heart) says but I just want everybody to know I'm an educated and sophisticated PERSON. I'm also NOT a trouble maker as I just report the FACTS whatever those FACTS are (ask Bro Love as he knows I ALWAYS report the TRUTH). Anyway people I've got to go for now as I'm going out for a short time to dine with some "close" friends and I'll be back this evening if I have a chance.

May the Divine One bless all of you GOOD people.

Love & Light,
Twink

DON'T TRY TO PASS FOR A SIMPLE HOMER YOU....

Brother Love was right, the BEAST walks amongst the faithful!!!

Revelation 13:11

And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.

his name names his twin hors and the old dragon himself, satan, talks through him.

Brother Love, hold your groun WE ALL PRAY TO THE LORD!

[Brother Love]

Re: Helloooo LBC !!

Well twinkie boy I see ya hasn't changed one iota!! You is still the SHAMELESS SINNER that ya has ALWAYS been! I can't tell ya how many times I has prayed for you HEATHEN SOUL. But that be ok cuz I is goin' to keep on a prayin'a!! JESUS IS goin' to SAVE you SOUL somedays! Ya needs to REPENT and COME TO THE LORD!!

Now, you leaves Pastor Ezekiel and all the others alone! I is REPUKIN' ya in the NAME of the LORD, devil!! As you IS a DEVIL as the good brothers and sisters of Landover WILL soon discover! That be rit folks. This Twinkie fella is SATAN INCARNATE!! His favorite movie is somethin' called the Rocky Whore Picture Show! He's seen it like 785 times! It's full of SIN, homersexualism, queenism, and ever other ABOMINATION you can imagine!! If EVER ANYONE was in BAD needs of SALVATION it be this twinkie fella!! Please join me in prayin' for his HEATHEN SOUL!!

Now, Twinkie, you knows fully well that at my Salvation Shows we is LUCKY to get even $50 in donations! I don't know what you is talkin' bout. You thinks we is gettin' rich off the POOR people who comes to hear the WORD of the LORD? And, as for YOU tellin' the truth....you is makin' me LAUGH cuz you knows you IS a BORN LIAR and ever one here will soon find that out 'bouts ya! You is a typical reporter. You can't finds no stories so ya MAKES THEM ALL UP and create a story which is a LIE!! You will do anything...and I mean ANYTHING....to sell the SMUT you writ. Here ya cold be writen for the LORD but instead you writs GARBAGE!! And, as for ya bein' educated...HA! I DON'T call a MAIL ORDER degree from a DEGREE MILL in FLORIDA in "journalism" EDUCATION!! You is a CHARLATAN and a CARPET BAGGER!!

You wants to talk and debates the BIBLE then so be it! I know more BIBLE KJV1611 in my little finger than you know in your whole head. You THINKS ya knows everthing but truth is ya DON'T knows NOTHIN' bouts the Holy Bible!!

Well, Brothers and Sisters of Landover the DEVIL has landed and it be that twinkie boy. He is a SICK homersexual with FLAMES all 'round him. One time when he came to my Salvation Show he was all dressed up as a GIRL and actin' likes one too! My Deacons had to escort him out (if ya knows what I means) rit in the middle of the LORD'S message. T'was VERY embarrassing! He's been to many of my Salvation Shows and ever time he has been a PROBLEM! Jist waits till he starts postin' somethin' when someone says somethin' bouts homersexual. He's a homersexual "advocate" and a full fledged, card carryin' LIE-beral at that!

[see_the_light]

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Well twinkie boy I see ya hasn't changed one iota!! You is still the SHAMELESS SINNER that ya has ALWAYS been! I can't tell ya how many times I has prayed for you HEATHEN SOUL. But that be ok cuz I is goin' to keep on a prayin'a!! JESUS IS goin' to SAVE you SOUL somedays! Ya needs to REPENT and COME TO THE LORD!!

Now, you leaves Pastor Ezekiel and all the others alone! I is REPUKIN' ya in the NAME of the LORD, devil!! As you IS a DEVIL as the good brothers and sisters of Landover WILL soon discover! That be rit folks. This Twinkie fella is SATAN INCARNATE!! His favorite movie is somethin' called the Rocky Whore Picture Show! He's seen it like 785 times! It's full of SIN, homersexualism, queenism, and ever other ABOMINATION you can imagine!! If EVER ANYONE was in BAD needs of SALVATION it be this twinkie fella!! Please join me in prayin' for his HEATHEN SOUL!!

Now, Twinkie, you knows fully well that at my Salvation Shows we is LUCKY to get even $50 in donations! I don't know what you is talkin' bout. You thinks we is gettin' rich off the POOR people who comes to hear the WORD of the LORD? And, as for YOU tellin' the truth....you is makin' me LAUGH cuz you knows you IS a BORN LIAR and ever one here will soon find that out 'bouts ya! You is a typical reporter. You can't finds no stories so ya MAKES THEM ALL UP and create a story which is a LIE!! You will do anything...and I mean ANYTHING....to sell the SMUT you writ. Here ya cold be writen for the LORD but instead you writs GARBAGE!! And, as for ya bein' educated...HA! I DON'T call a MAIL ORDER degree from a DEGREE MILL in FLORIDA in "journalism" EDUCATION!! You is a CHARLATAN and a CARPET BAGGER!!

You wants to talk and debates the BIBLE then so be it! I know more BIBLE KJV1611 in my little finger than you know in your whole head. You THINKS ya knows everthing but truth is ya DON'T knows NOTHIN' bouts the Holy Bible!!

Well, Brothers and Sisters of Landover the DEVIL has landed and it be that twinkie boy. He is a SICK homersexual with FLAMES all 'round him. One time when he came to my Salvation Show he was all dressed up as a GIRL and actin' likes one too! My Deacons had to escort him out (if ya knows what I means) rit in the middle of the LORD'S message. T'was VERY embarrassing! He's been to many of my Salvation Shows and ever time he has been a PROBLEM! Jist waits till he starts postin' somethin' when someone says somethin' bouts homersexual. He's a homersexual "advocate" and a full fledged, card carryin' LIE-beral at that!

Brother

Don't forget your vision. This is no satan sucking regular homer.

This is the BEAST!

Pray with us from zacharias 3:2

And the LORD said unto Satan, The LORD rebuke thee, O Satan; even the LORD that hath chosen Jerusalem rebuke thee: is not this a brand plucked out of the fire?

We'll all pray toghether until this ABOMINATION goes away...

PRAY TO THE LORD!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Dameon, sorry for the long intro but....well...once I get started I just can't stop (you know how it is I'm sure). Anyway's I'm glad you liked my post and I'll be reading some of your's too (you know we MUST stick together as family).

Yea, I get that man. Nice to see someone else around who just can't get enough of spilling the truth, you know the sordid little truth that apparently isn't the truth.

On Your Knees, I'm really UNsure of what to make of your name...but...whatever. At first I thought your name meant.....(bleep)....

I have to say I had that exact same thought, I just figured he was very dominant. It seems he just wants everyone to pray... right?

You keep trying because you are a confused, would-be "heavy equipment operator."

You put "the make" on every real man here with your "signature".
LOOK at it, Dameon. It addresses every TrueChristian™ reader as if he were your love interest.
You are an omnisexual teeniehomer.


I love you, I hate you, I can't get around you. I breathe you, I taste you, I can't live without you. I just can't take any more, this life of solitude, I guess that I'm out the door and now I'm done with you...


And every dam posting waves that overture again,
emo-stale and fruit to boot.

What, how the hel ldo you come up with this stuff? Do you have a book?

It's a song called Always by Saliva (A heavy metal band). I figured you wouldn't like it, I was originally going to have the lyrics from Stained's song It's been a while:

And it's been awhile
Since I can say that I wasn't addicted
And it's been awhile
Since I can say I love myself as well
And it's been awhile
Since I've gone and f*cked things up just like I always do
And it's been awhile
But all that sh*t seems to disappear when I'm with you

But it was a little long. I could have always used lyrics you would recognise, you all like Electric six right?

[Poetic Peter]

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...What, how the hel ldo you come up with this stuff? Do you have a book?

It's a song called Always by Saliva (A heavy metal band). I figured you wouldn't like it, I was originally going to have the lyrics from Stained's song It's been a while:
But it was a little long. {and insipid too}
I could have always used lyrics you would recognise, you all like Electric six right?

Dameon, you're a minor and I'm with ASCAP.
Please refer this to your parents.

http://www.ascap.com/licensing/generallicensing.html


Thanks,
Peter

The real Always,
by Irving Berlin


I'll be loving you always
With a love thats true always.
When the things youve planned
Need a helping hand,
I will understand always.




BTW,

[Brother Love]

Re: Helloooo LBC !!

Well I sees the DEMON twinkie boy is a makin' the rounds spread his SIN and ABOMINATION ever-where. He be a LOST SOUL and BADLY in needs of SALVATION! Ya'll try talkin' some sense in the boys head cuz he ain't got NO BRAIN and that be for sure!

The boy gots a SERPENTS TONGUE full of LYING, SIN, and ABOMINATION! He be a HEATHEN SINNER 100%!! Sad fact is the boy used to be a Christian (or so the STORY goes).

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Remember: Almighty Intervention Destroys Sodomites!

"TwinkBoy's" (in case anyone is unaware, "twink" is a slang term used by homers to denote one of their kind--or a potential victim--who resembles a child) time will come when Jesus deems it so.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Remember: Almighty Intervention Destroys Sodomites!

You don't die of AIDS...

[Jesus is Lord]

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You don't die of AIDS...

No, but you do fo the resulting dieseases (AKA demons). Scientists say that AIDs is a diesease that ruins one's immune system and that anybody can get it but they are wrong.
AIDs is punishment from God for choosing to be a homer or a wild fornicator. AIDs allows demons (the cause of all "diesease") easier access to the sinner's body. If one lives according to God's will they do not get AIDs. As far as I know there has NEVER been a case of AIDs or STDs (Sexually Transmitted Demons) in Freehold, at least not among the Saved, True Christian™ population. This is because we all live according to God's will, we do not fornicate wildly or have any kind of "relations" with members of the same gender.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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No, but you do fo the resulting dieseases (AKA demons). Scientists say that AIDs is a diesease that ruins one's immune system and that anybody can get it but they are wrong.
AIDs is punishment from God for choosing to be a homer or a wild fornicator. AIDs allows demons (the cause of all "diesease") easier access to the sinner's body. If one lives according to God's will they do not get AIDs. As far as I know there has NEVER been a case of AIDs or STDs (Sexually Transmitted Demons) in Freehold, at least not among the Saved, True Christian™ population. This is because we all live according to God's will, we do not fornicate wildly or have any kind of "relations" with members of the same gender.

Anyone can get AIDs, you all now where AIDs originated from right?

Besides babies are sometimes born with AIDs or at least HIV, due to a parent havin' it. 'S not like it's restricted to the gay community, wake up we don't live in the 19th century anymore boys. Gay's aren't the root of all evil and it ain't illegal.

Actually, now I think about it there should be cases of mental retardation in your quaint litt'l town, I mean after all isn't incest a godly thing? I mean climbing into bed with your sister is just sick, but Caine and Abel musta done it and Noah's grandchildren. Personally I'd rather shack up with a cat than get into bed with a family member.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Anyone can get AIDs, you all now where AIDs originated from right?

Yes. Nigras in Africa engaged in ungodly acts with monkeys and Jesus struck them dead, albeit in a slow and drawn-out fashion... probably because they didn't commit the sin deliberately but simply mistook the monkeys for other nigras, and were thus given time to repent. The LORD works in mysterious ways.

Besides babies are sometimes born with AIDs or at least HIV, due to a parent havin' it. 'S not like it's restricted to the gay community, wake up we don't live in the 19th century anymore boys.

Yes, babies are born with it... so what? It's a natural, logical extension of the concept of Original Sin, only the sins of the parents were so wicked that the babies were born with a terminal disease.

And no, it's not exclusive to homers... and again, so what? Jesus uses AIDS to punish all kinds of sins. In America, though (the only nation blessed by God), the majority of AIDS "victims" are indeed sodomites, and the rest can be linked to them in one way or another. If you're a girl, shacking up with a "bisexual" man (a homer who also happens to fornicate with women) is every bit as abominable as actual homersex. That's why I like to call it second-hand sodomy.

Gay's aren't the root of all evil and it ain't illegal.

It was quite illegal before activist judges shat on the Constitution and forced the passage of pro-sodomite legislation that in no way represented the interests of the American people.

Actually, now I think about it there should be cases of mental retardation in your quaint litt'l town, I mean after all isn't incest a godly thing? I mean climbing into bed with your sister is just sick, but Caine and Abel musta done it and Noah's grandchildren. Personally I'd rather shack up with a cat than get into bed with a family member.

Correlation does not equal causation. Didn't your lieberal science professors teach you anything useful? Jesus has a vast cornucopia of reasons for making people retarded, and although a woman who emulates Noah's offspring may give birth to a mongoloid child, it would be foolish and heretical to assume that "incest" is what incurs His wrath.

By your logic, any and all procreation between people is incest, since we're all descendants of Adam and Eve. It figures that you would rather perpetrate the Scripturally forbidden sin of bestiality than reciprocate God's love in the marriage bed.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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By your logic, any and all procreation between people is incest, since we're descendants of Adam and Eve. It figures that you would rather perpetrate the Scripturally forbidden sin of bestiality than reciprocate God's love in the marriage bed.

>_< Adam and Eve didn't exist. And yes, if I was given the choose of sleeping with my sister or with an animal I would rather sleep with the animal, damn it I'd rather indulge in gay sex than sleep with my sister. Incest is just wrong!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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At least the parts fit, sweetie.

A few posts up, you made the technically correct claim that AIDS doesn't kill people directly. As I said, this is accurate by perverted scienterrorist "logic." So think of AIDS this way: when Jesus decides He wants someone dead, but also wishes--in His infinite compassion--to give the sinner time to repent, He marks him, if you will, for death. Then, a few years later, He comes back and smites him. If the sodomite heeded Jesus' warning during this time and converted to (Landover) Baptist Christianity, he may ascend to Heaven. If not, it's off to the Hot Spot, where the rusty, multi-pronged phalluses of Satan's horde will pump in and out of his already-desecrated chocolate socket for the long hours of æternity.

In other words, AIDS is actually one of the purest examples of God's forgiveness. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.