[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

Sister Basilissa,

While as a Creation Scientist I do appreciate your almost male-level contributions to our Field of Study, I am not sure if it is as good idea to post this image of a Welsh sheep-molesting farmer from Gallic Wales on our Godly website - and considering how this thread was initiated by a similarly-inclined Türk. Dw i'n caru defaid, as they unfortunately say in that remote part of the God-forsaken Britannia.

Of course, Brother Doctor Elmer. I do apologize. I was merely trying to get through the thick skull of Mr. Erdoğan (or whatever his name is), showing him by example why all of our visitors need to make an effort and learn Proper American to post on these Godly forums. If everyone used foreign gibberish, we could not communicate to praise Jesus together.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Introduction

It's a language that has 10 million native speakers (but I'm guessing our Ataturk isn't one of them), in a very remote area of one of the four corners of the world (Isaiah 11:12).

Sister Basilissa,

While as a Creation Scientist I do appreciate your almost male-level contributions to our Field of Study, I am not sure if it is as good idea to post this image of a Welsh sheep-molesting farmer from Gallic Wales on our Godly website - and considering how this thread was initiated by a similarly-inclined Türk. Dw i'n caru defaid, as they unfortunately say in that remote part of the God-forsaken Britannia. The Truth™ about that is as follows:

Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Deuteronomy 27:21
Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.

Let us be more careful in the future? Not everything that True Christian™ tolerate is suitable for the eyes of spiritually and 23:2-Deuteronomistically lower-level humanoids.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Introduction

Well, that's no bat'leth the guy is holding, so I guess it isn't Klingonese.

I think that's one of them Australian abos. He's got a didgeridoo leaning up against that rock. Judging by the poncho, he's on his way to a pride parade in Canberra or some other Godless hellhole.

[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

It's a language that has 10 million native speakers (but I'm guessing our Ataturk isn't one of them), in a very remote area of one of the four corners of the world (Isaiah 11:12).

Well, that's no bat'leth the guy is holding, so I guess it isn't Klingonese.

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

Goodness gracious Sister Bas, what IS that? Klingon? I sure hope you insulted his mother!

It's a language that has 10 million native speakers (but I'm guessing our Ataturk isn't one of them), in a very remote area of one of the four corners of the world (Isaiah 11:12).

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Introduction

Imatataq rimashanki? Mana yachanichu, simiykita mana entendinichu. Kaypi gringokuna kanchis, chayrayku, inglispi rimaway, amahina kaychu!

Goodness gracious Sister Bas, what IS that? Klingon? I sure hope you insulted his mother!

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

Tanrı uludur

Imatataq rimashanki? Mana yachanichu, simiykita mana entendinichu. Kaypi gringokuna kanchis, chayrayku, inglispi rimaway, amahina kaychu!


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Can you understand now why we ask everyone to speak American?

[MuslimJerk]

Re: Introduction

Speak American. This is not some time kind of a Pentecostal snake-handling place, where speaking gibberish would be encouraged.

Tanrı uludur

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

Masjid al-Landover! Allahu Akbar!

Speak American. This is not some time kind of a Pentecostal snake-handling place, where speaking gibberish would be encouraged.

[MuslimJerk]

Re: Introduction

Orthodox Slavs are lower than Turkish Muslims. It was the Ottoman Turks who ruled over the Slavs for centuries, not the other way around.

Amen to that. And before you know it, we Turkish Muslims will be ruling over you Landovarian Baptists, not the other way around.

Masjid al-Landover! Allahu Akbar!

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Introduction

Look MuslimTurk (if that's even your real name), we're tired of racist trolls coming on this forum making tired plays on religious bigotry.

50 bucks says he's actually an Orthodox Slav come here to mock his enemies, even though Slavs are as disgusting as Turks are and icon-worshippers are no more Christian than the Mooslims. In fact, Orthodox Slavs are lower than Turkish Muslims. It was the Ottoman Turks who ruled over the Slavs for centuries, not the other way around.

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

There. Check the Hebrew.

Oh dear. God gave us the KJV so we don't have to check some chicken scratches that clumsily imitate a writing system.


Do you have some suppressed homosexual desires towards Mahomet? Because that's what I gather from the words you underlined there.

[MuslimJerk]

Re: Introduction

You say the verses you quote mention Mahomet?... Where?

Song of Songs 5:16 His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem.

Haggai 2:7 And I will shake all nations, and the desire of all nations shall come: and I will fill this house with glory, saith the Lord of hosts.

There. Check the Hebrew.

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

I don't really have a favorite Bible verse since the Bible is corrupted, but I do like the ones where the coming of Mehmet (phuh) is not only prophesied but mentioned by name like in Song of Songs 5:16 and Haggai 2:7.

Hi and welcome to our friendly forum. I hope we can become better acquainted or even arkadaşım, but first you need to shave the beard, take the towel off your head, use toilet paper, stop worshiping Erdoğan, and accept Jesus into your dark sinful heart.

You say the verses you quote mention Mahomet?... Where?

Song of Songs 5:16 His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem.

Haggai 2:7 And I will shake all nations, and the desire of all nations shall come: and I will fill this house with glory, saith the Lord of hosts.

[Isabella White]

Re: Introduction

I go to the Ayasofya Mosque here in Istanbul, Turkey.

I don't really have a favorite Bible verse since the Bible is corrupted, but I do like the ones where the coming of Mehmet (phuh) is not only prophesied but mentioned by name like in Song of Songs 5:16 and Haggai 2:7.

I found Jesus mentioned in the Kuran but he is just another prophet, not the son of God like you infidel blasphemers claim.

It is my hope that one day you people will convert to the one, true religion of Islam and become the "Masjid Al-Landover"

Well, good day to you, dear Miss Turk, and to . We are so pleased that you have obeyed the leading of the , by visiting . Here, you will find the truths that you desire so greatly, and the freedom of salvation that you crave. Kindly ponder, if you will, these marvelous facts:

John 16:13 "Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.

Luke 1:35 "And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of ."

Matthew 1:21 "And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name : for he shall save his people from their sins."

Once you have accepted as your only and , it will be so easy for you to recognize how you have been deceived by Satan for so many years. You will, undoubtedly, be ashamed to admit that you actually worshiped that disgusting Mohammed — the rapist!