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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12997

    #16
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by MuslimTurk View Post
    Masjid al-Landover! Allahu Akbar!
    Speak American. This is not some time kind of a Pentecostal snake-handling place, where speaking gibberish would be encouraged.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • MuslimJerk
      Unsaved trash
      • Jan 2022
      • 9

      #17
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      Speak American. This is not some time kind of a Pentecostal snake-handling place, where speaking gibberish would be encouraged.
      Tanrı uludur
      As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12997

        #18
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by MuslimTurk View Post
        Tanrı uludur
        Imatataq rimashanki? Mana yachanichu, simiykita mana entendinichu. Kaypi gringokuna kanchis, chayrayku, inglispi rimaway, amahina kaychu!


        ...


        Can you understand now why we ask everyone to speak American?
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Dennis Lukes
          Innkeeper for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2018
          • 2388

          #19
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Imatataq rimashanki? Mana yachanichu, simiykita mana entendinichu. Kaypi gringokuna kanchis, chayrayku, inglispi rimaway, amahina kaychu!
          Goodness gracious Sister Bas, what IS that? Klingon? I sure hope you insulted his mother!
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12997

            #20
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
            Goodness gracious Sister Bas, what IS that? Klingon? I sure hope you insulted his mother!
            It's a language that has 10 million native speakers (but I'm guessing our Ataturk isn't one of them), in a very remote area of one of the four corners of the world (Isaiah 11:12).

            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

            Comment

            • handmaiden
              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 11619

              #21
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              It's a language that has 10 million native speakers (but I'm guessing our Ataturk isn't one of them), in a very remote area of one of the four corners of the world (Isaiah 11:12).

              Well, that's no bat'leth the guy is holding, so I guess it isn't Klingonese.
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • Dennis Lukes
                Innkeeper for Christ
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2018
                • 2388

                #22
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                Well, that's no bat'leth the guy is holding, so I guess it isn't Klingonese.
                I think that's one of them Australian abos. He's got a didgeridoo leaning up against that rock. Judging by the poncho, he's on his way to a pride parade in Canberra or some other Godless hellhole.
                I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                • Elmer G. White
                  Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                  Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                   
                  • Apr 2014
                  • 10289

                  #23
                  Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  It's a language that has 10 million native speakers (but I'm guessing our Ataturk isn't one of them), in a very remote area of one of the four corners of the world (Isaiah 11:12).

                  Sister Basilissa,

                  While as a Creation Scientist I do appreciate your almost male-level contributions to our Field of Study, I am not sure if it is as good idea to post this image of a Welsh sheep-molesting farmer from Gallic Wales on our Godly website - and considering how this thread was initiated by a similarly-inclined Türk. Dw i'n caru defaid, as they unfortunately say in that remote part of the God-forsaken Britannia. The Truth™ about that is as follows:

                  Exodus 22:19
                  Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

                  Deuteronomy 27:21
                  Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.

                  Let us be more careful in the future? Not everything that True Christian™ tolerate is suitable for the eyes of spiritually and 23:2-Deuteronomistically lower-level humanoids.


                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12997

                    #24
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                    Sister Basilissa,

                    While as a Creation Scientist I do appreciate your almost male-level contributions to our Field of Study, I am not sure if it is as good idea to post this image of a Welsh sheep-molesting farmer from Gallic Wales on our Godly website - and considering how this thread was initiated by a similarly-inclined Türk. Dw i'n caru defaid, as they unfortunately say in that remote part of the God-forsaken Britannia.
                    Of course, Brother Doctor Elmer. I do apologize. I was merely trying to get through the thick skull of Mr. Erdoğan (or whatever his name is), showing him by example why all of our visitors need to make an effort and learn Proper American to post on these Godly forums. If everyone used foreign gibberish, we could not communicate to praise Jesus together.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                    Comment

                    • Dennis Lukes
                      Innkeeper for Christ
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2018
                      • 2388

                      #25
                      Re: Introduction

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      learn Proper American to post on these Godly forums. If everyone used foreign gibberish, we could not communicate to praise Jesus together.
                      Amen. If they can't use God's language, they can at least rum their babbling through Google Translate to make it somewhat comprehensible. That is, unless they're using a language so obscure it doesn't even appear there, such as Fula, Quechua, Elvish and whater you posted earlier.
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                      • Vengeance Puriel
                        Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2018
                        • 324

                        #26
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by MuslimTurk View Post
                        Amen to that. And before you know it, we Turkish Muslims will be ruling over you Landovarian Baptists, not the other way around.

                        Masjid al-Landover! Allahu Akbar!
                        Turkish: Bu kilise sadece Amerikan İngilizcesi ve uygun gramer konuşur. Bu, Tanrı'ya ve bu kilisenin iyi insanlarına saygıdan dolayı gereklidir.

                        Translation: This church speaks only American English and proper grammar. This is necessary out of respect for God and the good people of this church.
                        -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                        -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                        -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                        • Vengeance Puriel
                          Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2018
                          • 324

                          #27
                          Re: Introduction

                          Originally posted by MuslimTurk View Post
                          Tanrı uludur
                          God is great!
                          -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                          -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                          -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                          • Romeo Rovagnati
                            Jesuit Insurgency Operative
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2016
                            • 758

                            #28
                            Re: Introduction

                            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                            50 bucks says he's actually an Orthodox Slav come here to mock his enemies, even though Slavs are as disgusting as Turks are and icon-worshippers are no more Christian than the Mooslims. In fact, Orthodox Slavs are lower than Turkish Muslims. It was the Ottoman Turks who ruled over the Slavs for centuries, not the other way around.
                            I would say that they are superior to Muslims, but you pointed out a fact, Mr. Lukes. It is a fact that Orthodox got massacred most of the times in history by Catholics, Muslims and Commies. No wonder Slavs are barely mentioned in any history book of Western Europe.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14656

                              #29
                              Re: Introduction

                              I've highlighted a salient word in yellow for you.

                              Originally posted by MuslimTurk View Post
                              Code:
                              [COLOR=DarkRed][B]His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is [COLOR="Maroon"][U]altogether lovely[/U]..[/B]
                              Code:
                              [COLOR=DarkRed][B]And I will shake all nations, and the [COLOR="Maroon"][U]desire[/U]
                              Originally posted by MuslimTurk View Post
                              the coming of Mehmet..(phuh) is not only prophesied but mentioned by name like in Song of Songs 5:16 and Haggai 2:7
                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              Where? Song of Songs 5:18 His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem. Haggai 2:7 And I will shake all nations, and the desire of all nations shall come: and I will fill this house with glory, saith the Lord of hosts.
                              ..[/B][/COLOR]
                              [/COLOR]
                              [/COLOR]There. Check the Hebrew.
                              [/COLOR]
                              Thank you for your post. I have followed your suggestion and checked the Hebrew. The highlighted word is unfamiliar to me but I did notice it contains NO LETTER D. Both the Hebrew words DO contain that letter and can hardly be equivalent to the name you've presented.

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                              • MuslimJerk
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2022
                                • 9

                                #30
                                Re: Introduction

                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                I've highlighted a salient word in yellow for you.

                                Thank you for your post. I have followed your suggestion and checked the Hebrew. The highlighted word is unfamiliar to me but I did notice it contains NO LETTER D. Both the Hebrew words DO contain that letter and can hardly be equivalent to the name you've presented.

                                Mehmet, Muhammad, Mohammed, what difference does it make?.
                                As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11

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