Introduction

[MuslimJerk]

I go to the Ayasofya Mosque here in Istanbul, Turkey.

I don't really have a favorite Bible verse since the Bible is corrupted, but I do like the ones where the coming of Mehmet (phuh) is not only prophesied but mentioned by name like in Song of Songs 5:16 and Haggai 2:7.

I found Jesus mentioned in the Kuran but he is just another prophet, not the son of God like you infidel blasphemers claim.

It is my hope that one day you people will convert to the one, true religion of Islam and become the "Masjid Al-Landover"

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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It's fortunate timing you arrived today. We're a little unsure if whether this is Profit Muhammad - can you confirm? Thx.

[MuslimJerk]

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It's fortunate timing you arrived today. We're a little unsure if whether this is Profit Muhammad - can you confirm? Thx.

A turtle? Nah. Looks more like a false god of the hindu infidels.

Long Live Pakistan!

[Dennis Lukes]

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Hi there, have a picture of Muhammad, the pedophile false prophet currently getting gang-raped up the ass by pigs in Hell while other pigs defecate directly into his mouth. He was lower than a pig in life and he's lower still in the afterlife. Rest in poop, faggot heathen MoHAMmad!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Also, please tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Long Live Pakistan!

So if someone from Afghanistan is an Afghan, and someone from Kazakhstan is a Kazakh, does that mean someone from Pakistan is a Paki?

[Didymus Much]

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...someone from Kazakhstan...

I just tried pronouncing that, and I think I hit the cat after the last syllable.

[MuslimJerk]

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the pedophile false prophet

"Pedophilia" is a concept made up by infidels to insult our holy prophet.

The truth is that while sex at 9 may cause physical and psychological damage to some girls, this is only on rare occasions. Most of the time it works just fine.

Ask my 6 year old Armenian wife, for example, how much she enjoys it when I am disgusting . I'm so excited for when she will turn 9 so I can consummate our marriage!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Look MuslimTurk (if that's even your real name), we're tired of racist trolls coming on this forum making tired plays on religious bigotry. You came here; you came here for a reason; stop the blowhard tirade and LISTEN. Jesus loves you. He wants to smother you in His love. He wants to hold you tight to His bosom as you weep and relieve yourself of a heavy burden. You've been carrying it so long, so long now let GO! It's over. Welcome to Christ.

[Isabella White]

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I go to the Ayasofya Mosque here in Istanbul, Turkey.

I don't really have a favorite Bible verse since the Bible is corrupted, but I do like the ones where the coming of Mehmet (phuh) is not only prophesied but mentioned by name like in Song of Songs 5:16 and Haggai 2:7.

I found Jesus mentioned in the Kuran but he is just another prophet, not the son of God like you infidel blasphemers claim.

It is my hope that one day you people will convert to the one, true religion of Islam and become the "Masjid Al-Landover"

Well, good day to you, dear Miss Turk, and to . We are so pleased that you have obeyed the leading of the , by visiting . Here, you will find the truths that you desire so greatly, and the freedom of salvation that you crave. Kindly ponder, if you will, these marvelous facts:

John 16:13 "Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.

Luke 1:35 "And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of ."

Matthew 1:21 "And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name : for he shall save his people from their sins."

Once you have accepted as your only and , it will be so easy for you to recognize how you have been deceived by Satan for so many years. You will, undoubtedly, be ashamed to admit that you actually worshiped that disgusting Mohammed — the rapist!

[Basilissa]

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I don't really have a favorite Bible verse since the Bible is corrupted, but I do like the ones where the coming of Mehmet (phuh) is not only prophesied but mentioned by name like in Song of Songs 5:16 and Haggai 2:7.

Hi and welcome to our friendly forum. I hope we can become better acquainted or even arkadaşım, but first you need to shave the beard, take the towel off your head, use toilet paper, stop worshiping Erdoğan, and accept Jesus into your dark sinful heart.

You say the verses you quote mention Mahomet?... Where?

Song of Songs 5:16 His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem.

Haggai 2:7 And I will shake all nations, and the desire of all nations shall come: and I will fill this house with glory, saith the Lord of hosts.

[MuslimJerk]

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You say the verses you quote mention Mahomet?... Where?

Song of Songs 5:16 His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem.

Haggai 2:7 And I will shake all nations, and the desire of all nations shall come: and I will fill this house with glory, saith the Lord of hosts.

There. Check the Hebrew.

[Basilissa]

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There. Check the Hebrew.

Oh dear. God gave us the KJV so we don't have to check some chicken scratches that clumsily imitate a writing system.


Do you have some suppressed homosexual desires towards Mahomet? Because that's what I gather from the words you underlined there.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Look MuslimTurk (if that's even your real name), we're tired of racist trolls coming on this forum making tired plays on religious bigotry.

50 bucks says he's actually an Orthodox Slav come here to mock his enemies, even though Slavs are as disgusting as Turks are and icon-worshippers are no more Christian than the Mooslims. In fact, Orthodox Slavs are lower than Turkish Muslims. It was the Ottoman Turks who ruled over the Slavs for centuries, not the other way around.

[MuslimJerk]

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Orthodox Slavs are lower than Turkish Muslims. It was the Ottoman Turks who ruled over the Slavs for centuries, not the other way around.

Amen to that. And before you know it, we Turkish Muslims will be ruling over you Landovarian Baptists, not the other way around.

Masjid al-Landover! Allahu Akbar!