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  • slant wannabe
    Unsaved Trash
    • Sep 2008
    • 12

    #1

    Sup

    I'm new here and this looks like a great forum! Thanks for making it, I'm going to learn a lot here.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22863

    #2
    Re: Sup

    Originally posted by Ryuzaki View Post
    I'm new here and this looks like a great forum! Thanks for making it, I'm going to learn a lot here.
    That's not much of a biblical name you have there boy, (are you a boy?) tell us where are you from, what church do you attend, what is your favorite Bible verse and what is your greatest sin for which you wish Jesus's forgiveness?
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    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • slant wannabe
      Unsaved Trash
      • Sep 2008
      • 12

      #3
      Re: Sup

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      That's not much of a biblical name you have there boy, (are you a boy?) tell us where are you from, what church do you attend, what is your favorite Bible verse and what is your greatest sin for which you wish Jesus's forgiveness?
      Sorry, was did I have to make a Biblical name, I heard this somewhere and thought it sounded cool. I can't say where I'm from, and my favorite bible first is probably John 3:16. I'll have to think about the greatest sin.

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      • Jean Poole
        Mother of 20
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 384

        #4
        Re: Sup

        "Sup"? What kind of way is that to greet True Christians™? I have never felt so disrespected in all my years. Please apologize and come up with a proper greeting, such as:

        "Hello, my name is John (John is a proper American name). Thank you for your graciousness in allowing me on to God's Favorite Forum™. I am indeed blessed."
        God hates Seth Cochrane.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22863

          #5
          Re: Sup

          Originally posted by Ryuzaki View Post
          Sorry, was did I have to make a Biblical name,
          I am too boy, and probably so is God.
          I heard this somewhere and thought it sounded cool.
          Anime is not “cool” it leads to backsliding and the gateway to Hell
          I can't say where I'm from,
          So you’re either a retard, a woman, a foreigner, a minor,
          an orphan or lost at a truck-stop. Which is it?
          and my favorite bible first is probably John 3:16
          Everyone says that, I’m thinking of asking, “Apart from John:3:16, which is your favorite bible verse?”.
          I'll have to think about the greatest sin.
          Well there we have it – you are filled with pride, such pride that either you think you have committed no sin, in which case you disagree with God, or you have so many, you can’t choose.


          Anyway, are you a slant? We get a lot here – Jesus sends them to rid them of their heathenism.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • slant wannabe
            Unsaved Trash
            • Sep 2008
            • 12

            #6
            Re: Sup

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Everyone says that, I’m thinking of asking, “Apart from John:3:16, which is your favorite bible verse?”
            It's a good bible verse, but I guess my second favorite is Matthew 28:20.

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            . Well there we have it – you are filled with pride, such pride that either you think you have committed no sin, in which case you disagree with God, or you have so many, you can’t choose.
            You wanted to know my greatest sin I wanted to confess, and a single one didn't jump out at me.

            Originally posted by Jean Poole View Post
            "Sup"? What kind of way is that to greet True Christians™? I have never felt so disrespected in all my years. Please apologize and come up with a proper greeting,
            Well, sorry, didn't realize I was insulting anyone. I hear "sup" a lot and didn't realize it was blasphemous.

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Anyway, are you a slant? We get a lot here – Jesus sends them to rid them of their heathenism.
            I guess I am a slant, hope you can help me.

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            • Gadget
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Sep 2008
              • 9

              #7
              Re: Sup

              Originally posted by Ryuzaki View Post
              I'm new here and this looks like a great forum! Thanks for making it, I'm going to learn a lot here.

              Welcome to the forum my friend, need any help- let me know & I can assist, with GOD @ your side you can do ANYHTING! YOu are the one!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #8
                Re: Sup

                Originally posted by slant wannabe View Post
                I'm new here and this looks like a great forum! Thanks for making it, I'm going to learn a lot here.
                Yes, I hope that you learn how to address your betters with some respect, and to learn about all the things that Jesus expects out of you boy. If you imagine that Jesus is some kind of hippie who runs around throwing flowers at everything, then you have another think coming.

                Look at what Jesus actually said:

                Matthew 10:34
                Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

                Luke 12:51
                Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

                Luke 22:36
                He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

                Revelation 19:11
                And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • slant wannabe
                  Unsaved Trash
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 12

                  #9
                  Re: Sup

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Yes, I hope that you learn how to address your betters with some respect, and to learn about all the things that Jesus expects out of you boy. If you imagine that Jesus is some kind of hippie who runs around throwing flowers at everything, then you have another think coming.

                  Look at what Jesus actually said:
                  You gave me an infraction for alleged whining, while all I did was point out how you twisted my words into something I did not say. Typical Republican.

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                  • slant wannabe
                    Unsaved Trash
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 12

                    #10
                    Re: Sup

                    So do you keep deleting my post because you know I'm right:


                    Real mature, making it so I can't post:

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Sup

                      Originally posted by slant wannabe View Post
                      This is a blessing from Jesus Himself! Ten minutes is not too long for someone of your intellect to craft a worthy post. Hopefully this will improve your responses and make you a more worthy member.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • slant wannabe
                        Unsaved Trash
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 12

                        #12
                        Re: Sup

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        This is a blessing from Jesus Himself! Ten minutes is not too long for someone of your intellect to craft a worthy post. Hopefully this will improve your responses and make you a more worthy member.
                        You guys have a response for everything! How long did it take you to come up with that post? The only reason for increasing my post time was so I couldn't expose the corruption of this forums' leaders as quickly.

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                        • f5istehkey
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 3

                          #13
                          Re: Sup

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          This is a blessing from Jesus Himself! Ten minutes is not too long for someone of your intellect to craft a worthy post. Hopefully this will improve your responses and make you a more worthy member.
                          Oh wow. so you think he should waste time on the forum?
                          Lets quote the oh mighty SATAN verse 4:52: "your gay"

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Sup

                            My already limited patience has been pushed to its limit with the likes of you.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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