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Howdy I am Adrian Walter Wright aka Andy Wright. I am interestedabout learning about your religion ( I am a catholic). So how are you all doing!!!
I am a pirate are you?
I am a pirate are you?
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A catholic, eh? You mean the religion whose church cannot officially state that the world isn't flat?
(I'm not a landover baptist by the way, I'm a pagan.)sigpic
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what they think it is flat, now that is Failing good pal.Comment
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Originally posted by Wright with it. View PostHowdy I am Adrian Walter Wright aka Andy Wright. I am interestedabout learning about your religion ( I am a catholic). So how are you all doing!!! I am a pirate are you?
Friend,
We, thanks to Jesus everlasting love, are doing fine. Even better that Christ has led you here to free you from your enslavement to that Mary Worshiping Cult! PRAISE!
BTW Pay that baby eaten harlot heathen Rachael van Hellsinner no heed friend. She is just jealous that Jesus doesn't lover her like us.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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What? It's true, from an official standpoint, the Pope isn't able to admit, officially, that the earth is round.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostBTW Pay that baby eaten harlot heathen Rachael van Hellsinner no heed friend. She is just jealous that Jesus doesn't lover her like us.
And let's not even start with his sheltering child-rapists from the justice they deserve.sigpic
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Hello Wright With It, (aka Andy Wright) love!!
Oh so you're a Catholic....HA!...How SWEET!! SOooo you're also a pirate? Well isn't that....quaint, love. I'm a PAGAN too, love, hailing from a place of debauchery, corsets, and black fish net stockings!
Anyway love, welcome to Landover Baptist. Why am I here? Oh I love to make the lives of these BIBLE THUMPERS as miserable as I can. Someone must keep them on their toes so they feel like they are "saving souls" you know...snicker, snicker....
Oh, I'm sure once the self righteous pastors here discover you're a Catholic you'll receive all kinds of "correction." But, don't be alarmed, love, the PSYCHOSIS here is RAMPANT...lol.
Love & Light
Twink"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
"Don't dream it...BE IT!"Comment
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Catholics are disgusting, obviously, but nowhere in the Bible does God state that the world is round. Therefore, it would be arrogant and heretical to claim with absolute certainty that such is the case.sigpicComment
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Some folks think the Bible pretty clearly states that the world is round, and hangs on nothing in space.Comment
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Friend, I need to ask you something. Are you some kind of mentally incompetent foreigner? Or a nigra possibly? The reason I ask is because you are not speaking God's preferred language, American, and that displeases Jesus.Originally posted by Wright with it. View Post
"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18 (KJV1611)
Try and do better. God cares about Grammar.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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He is a Catholic butt-pirate. His local priest has almost certainly kept him on a steady diet of red wine and amyl nitrate since the age of six. The real wonder is that he's still able to type at all.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Welcome friend!
A Cathy-LICK and a "pirate" (it is indeed a HOMER code word for butt-pirate). Well, you've got some real work to do friend! Worshipping idols and being a butt pirate is NOT part of being one of God's True Christians. So REPENT SINNER! And give a hefty tithe to LBC. That's a good place to start as you work your way to becoming a True Christian.
Oh, and pay no attention to those two HEATHEN (HELL-singer and Twinkie Boy---a well known HOMER around these parts).Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"Comment
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Yes, actually, I am. I am also known as Captain Jackaline Magpie; leader of the Feared Dyslexic Dugongs (my press-gang).Originally posted by Wright with it. View PostHowdy I am Adrian Walter Wright aka Andy Wright. Hello. My name is Alie, though you may refer to me as either Your Majesty, Your Highness, Your Excellency, My Lady, or Our Lady of Nerds. (You see, Alie is the Queen of the Nerds). I am interested about learning about your religion ( I am a catholic). My mother is Catholic. I'm not, though. I don't mean to be insulting, but have you noticed that the most recent Pope looks a little... Demonic? So how are you all doing!!! Normally, questions are ended with question marks, not exclamation points. I am a pirate are you?
Notice the Demonicness of his face:
There be devious thoughts in that there head!!
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