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[EmberCowgirl]

My Name is Ember , and i came here with a question
I wanted to know if reenactments are wrong. I have been doing Civil War reenactments for the past year. I am a Confederate Calvary officer; I took my husband place (with his permission of Corse) after a Brain less coworker got him injured at work. His family has been doing reenactments for years and we did not want to break with tradition. So are Reenactments wrong?
God Be With You
Ember

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No woman can ever truly take a Man's place. I'm sorry to hear that Jesus had your Husband suffer an injury.

Tell us about yourself. How old are you? How many soldiers for Christ are you raising? What church does your Husband have you attending? What is his favorite pie?

[EmberCowgirl]

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I am 21 , and i go to Midway Baptist Church . We did not leave our church when we moved so now we drive 2 hours every week back home just for church. I have no kids as of right now , i have only been married a year. Humm i dont know what else to say i go to work i come home , cook dinner and clean the house .

[Talitha]

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I am 21 , and i go to Midway Baptist Church . We did not leave our church when we moved so now we drive 2 hours every week back home just for church. I have no kids as of right now , i have only been married a year. Humm i dont know what else to say i go to work i come home , cook dinner and clean the house .

Welcome.
You've been married a whole year and not given Birth yet?
No wonder Jesus saw fit to injure your husband.

Of course It's wrong for a Woman to pretend to be a Man. Perhaps that's why you haven't given Birth yet. Are you a Homer?

[Micah Boenheffer]

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The thought of a woman playing fake soldiers is making my stomach pretty sour right now. An officer no less makes it absolutely unacceptable. Abso-cursing-lutely unacceptable!!!

Reenactments are generally OK. They are a bit questionable as it is almost like putting on a play and pretty much only nancy boys put on plays. Although being as how it is a play about people slaughtering each other in a wholesale manner it does balance out as somewhat acceptable. The honorable carnage moves it from the fairy values column to the family values column in my book.

We do some reenactments up where I live. In the past few years we have started doing reenactments based on Newt Gingrich novels. That way we get to win the war this time. The way it would have been if the Jewey McJewersons hadn't got their grubby hands involved in the whole affair.

We also do some slavery reenactments too. We don't have any liver lips around here so we just round up some of the younger white men who have the most tattoos to play the slaves. Unfortunately that is not too hard anymore. I even convinced my church elder to do strip searches on a bi-annual basis in order to check for those in the congregation with hidden tattoos. Reminding him of Leviticus 19:28

"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

Excommunicating those who had them. It got to be so bad that we had to stop doing it.

However, you should not worry as you can still participate. Now what you can do in these battle reenactments is play a camp wench. Maybe throw in a little something extra by playing a strumpet going mad due to the ravages of syphilis. Like back in the good old days before some papist invented penicillin and took all the fun out of the suffering that whores had to suffer as punishment for choosing whoring as a profession. Also the suffering they spread to the adulterous soldiers who couldn't resist temptation. Who dishonored their young brides back on the plantation who were having to work so tirelessly to keep an eye on and discipline all those big bucks.

So yes reenactment. No, don't play a soldier. Hell no to playing an officer. Yes to playing a harlot. It would be a good choice for a young woman such as yourself who is possibly barren as you ought to be working on a second child by now.

Hope this has been helpful and God Bless!

[EmberCowgirl]

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Ok maybe i should clear some things up. Normally I am dressed as in full women’s garb and me and my mother in-law give demonstrations on how the food from that era was cooked as well as teaching people what family life was like. I am only filling in for my husband tells his leg is better and he can ride again which should be in the next few months. All thoe I am the one who trained the horse to be able to have a gun fired over his head as well as saber fighting, we did not want to lose his spot in the Calvary. And I am not barren I want kids now but my husband wants to wait tell we move back closer to home, I have to respect my husband so I have to wait. It does bother me I am the only one out of my friends without a child.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I am reminded of Abraham’s troubles (Genesis 16:1-3, 15-16, 17, 21:1-2). You will recall Abram was in his eighties and that Sarai, his wife, was about 10 years younger, yet they had no children. Sarai, had a slave-girl, Hagar, and suggested to Abram, that he take Hagar the Egyptian, her slave-girl. This worked and Hagar gave Abram a son; to be called Ishmael. Abram was eighty-six years old when Hagar bore him Ishmael.


When Abram (who later gets his name changed to Abraham, but that's not important at the moment) was about 100 years old, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said to him, "I am God Almighty;" walk before me, and be blameless. And I will make my covenant between me and you, and will make you exceedingly numerous." And after this Sarai, now called Sarah, bore Abraham a son called Isaac.


So the solution to your infertility is clear; have your husband go into one of your servant girls – the rest will follow. (And make sure to choose him a good-looking one, it’s the least you can do if you are not up to the job without God’s help.) Don't worry too much about the servant and child, you should throw them out when you get your own son.

[EmberCowgirl]

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well as i said before its not me i want children now but my husband wants to wait another year are so before we have kids.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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well as i said before its not me i want children now but my husband wants to wait another year are so before we have kids.

Would you mind using proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation when posting on God's favorite forum? He cares about it, as the Bible tells us...

"...one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

Where is your Godly Husband in all this? Why isn't he posting here instead of you?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I am reminded of Abraham’s troubles (Genesis 16:1-3, 15-16, 17, 21:1-2). So the solution to your infertility is clear; have your husband go into one of your servant girls – the rest will follow.

So the solution is clear - though you have to obey your husband, first and foremost you must obey your LORD.

Please report back (with photos, for proof).

[EmberCowgirl]

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My Husband is a work , the same as every day. I am sorry about my grammar, spelling and punctuation . I am used to short handing everything i write .

[Nobar King]

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My Husband is a work , the same as every day. I am sorry about my grammar, spelling and punctuation . I am used to short handing everything i write .

Well, get un-used to it, missy!!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I did some research on this one on the internets, and what I found was shocking to say the least!

TWO porno-sluts share the name Ember, and one is GOTH WHORE to boot! The other is just as whorish, but she is not a goth.

"Cowgirl" is a disgusting sexual postion that sluts like this one use in their sinful, non-procreational sex!

So, PornslutGirl, why do you come to our Godly forums to spread your . . . filth!?!