[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Where to start...
Ah yes.
My age should not matter, my points remain the same if I'm 6 or 97.

Maybe in fairyland it shouldn't, but here in God's world it does.

You have been asked a direct question by a True Christian Pastor(tm). Answer it or I'll have to ask you to leave, hippie.

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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Did I say I was not a hippie or did you have a lobotomy?
Fine, I'm 19, though I still fail to see how it matters. For a godly christian you seem angry. Just so we are clear, define "hippie"

[Bob4God]

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Did I say I was not a hippie or did you have a lobotomy?
Fine, I'm 19, though I still fail to see how it matters. For a godly christian you seem angry. Just so we are clear, define "hippie"

Ah, so you're a young and rebellious young man then. I've spent many an hour behind the woodshed, ministering so sweetly to young men such as yourself.

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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Ah, so you're a young and rebellious young man then. I've spent many an hour behind the woodshed, ministering so sweetly to young men such as yourself.

Nice to know. Are you confessing to gay rape or sadism? Lucky I'm not your kid!

[JennyD]

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Well you make a fine point. God gives life, and thus ONLY God can take it away. If he wants someone to die, they die. You have no right to go around interpreting the Bible to your own personal liking. It says "THOU SHALT NOT KILL" There is no, "unless God told you to" "Unless it is Justice" "Unless he made me angry" exceptions here. God can bring justice, you cannot. I cannot. If you try you will find yourself in Jail for life, then in hell for life.

Execution is not murder. Are you so dull-witted as not to comprehend this simple fact? Are executioners in jail for life? Of course not, they're not murderers! They're carrying out the Law!

God commands us to kill those who practice witchcraft, who attempt to contact spirits, who commit adultery, who worship false gods, who commit sodomy, who are disobedient to parents, and who are raped in the city but not in the country -- among others.

Why do you think we should ignore God's Word? Do you think you are God?

[Mr. Johnson]

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I'm new here too forrest dweller. From the sound of your posts you are obviously here for direction and Gods servants to help yo to find your way.

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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Mostly I'm here to understand their beliefs. No harm can come from knowing. Although, some of the things said of these forums are worthy of L. Ron Hubbard if you know what I mean.

[Mr. Johnson]

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Mostly I'm here to understand their beliefs. No harm can come from knowing. Although, some of the things said of these forums are worthy of L. Ron Hubbard if you know what I mean.

I'd be careful using references to scientology here. Hubbard is an evil devil worshipping pile of poo.

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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yeah, he was also batOBSCENITY DELETED insane, like some of the people here (not mentioning any names)

[Brother Temperance]

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Also, I forgot to mention this in the other post, but the term "forest_dweller" does not in any way imply that I practice witchcraft. I simply love the forest, and I always have. It is the only place I ever felt at home, at peace.

No, the fact that you're a witch implies that you practice witchcraft. The fact that you're only at home in the forest just means that you're a despicable maladjust who is unfit to live in civilised society.

No, I do not. I can never take piece in a tyrant that has insane followers and demands absolute obedience in exchange for the worst punishment imaginable.

We're not asking you to take a piece of God. If you want to pretend you've got a piece of Our Lord, become a Catholic and nibble on one of their death cookies.

By worst punishment imaginable I mean eternity. Think about it. You might like the first 1,000 years in heaven. Meeting saints and having tea with angels, etc. But then the next 1,000 years comes... then 1,000,000 years pass by. Eventually it wears you tired, and you simply want it to end. But no end will ever come. You are going to stay here, having the same conversations with God, over, and over, and over again. Suddenly the Angels turned boring, their constant singing irritates you from it's repetitiveness. And another billion years pass. Eventually you will find yourself hating it. Hating God, hating his angels, hating everything in heaven. You will have him for robbing you of purpose. For robbing you of rest. You stuck in a cursed existence, surrounded for all eternity by the beings you (at least now) despise so much. And no end is in sight. There will never be a end to your miserable existence in heaven. That is why I want to just die. Just to lose my consciousness and stay like that. That would be true rest, not eternity.

I'm pretty sure you're allowed to go to sleep in Heaven. But I agree with you: you shutting up would be a vital element of paradise.

yeah, he was also batOBSCENITY DELETED insane, like some of the people here (not mentioning any names)

Friend, there's no need for that kind of language. Why can't you just be polite?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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yeah, he was also batpoo-poo insane, like some of the people here (not mentioning any names)

Whose INSANE? You'd better not be referring to me!

Who sent you?!? Are you part of the Conspiracy? Where's Brother JH, at least tell me that!

I'm adding you to my list of those Under Suspicion. It's getting PRETTY long, that list of mine!

How much rock salt is too much rock salt? For daily consumption I mean. My lips are starting to get really chapped.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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Good post, Captain Portway. I know that with you on the case, this will be over in no time. I don't think the Bible says anything about rock salt intake. I'd just down as much as you think you need and trust Jesus.

[Mr. Johnson]

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yeah, he was also batOBSCENITY DELETED insane, like some of the people here (not mentioning any names)

Like some people here?

So please, tell us, what is insane about following God? Do you think it sane to want to go to Hell?

I'm sure others would like to hear this one.

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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No, the fact that you're a witch implies that you practice witchcraft. The fact that you're only at home in the forest just means that you're a despicable maladjust who is unfit to live in civilised society.

We're not asking you to take a piece of God. If you want to pretend you've got a piece of Our Lord, become a Catholic and nibble on one of their death cookies.

I'm pretty sure you're allowed to go to sleep in Heaven. But I agree with you: you shutting up would be a vital element of paradise.

Friend, there's no need for that kind of language. Why can't you just be polite?

Oh but if you returned the favor I would be a lot nicer. Are you all mean because I'm not part of your church? Or....?
I'm not antisocial, frankly it is people like YOU who make me dislike cities, towns, etc. Death cookies? What the bloody hell are you talking about?
I do not want a piece of God, I cannot fine peace in God (it was a typo, I type a little too fast)
"despicable maladjust who is unfit to live in civilized society" ??? And here you are telling me to be nice, hypocrite. And show some respect to the catholics, all other branches of christianity evolved from them.

And geez captain, you seem very paranoid for someone who is, *ahem* 1000% percent sane. Do you mind telling me who brother JH is?

Mr. Johnson, I'm not mentioning any names (in fear of getting hit by a hammer for the glory of christ ) I never said it was insane to follow Jesus, its like you want to take my words out of context.

You should take a look at some of the things said on this forum (particularly in the men's board) and see how much, er, sanity it involves.

PS, are all the members of this board (well most of them anyways) part of the same church? Do you see your church as the only way to salvation? Just curious.

[Mr. Johnson]

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PS, are all the members of this board (well most of them anyways) part of the same church? Do you see your church as the only way to salvation? Just curious.

Church does not get you into the realm of our Lord. Following God's word does. If your church provides the guidance of God's true word and you follow it then you will recieve slavation. That salvation includes giving your life to Jesus. God commands that we be washed in the blood of His Son Jesus to recieve glory.

God's word is the ONLY way to salvation friend. Once you realize this your life will become clear.

Are you a heathen sinner seeking help or just someone here to insult God's flock?