Hi I'm new here

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

Hello christians. I am here to learn some more about christianity, and learn more about your specific church and your beliefs. So, if you do not mind, can someone please answer these questions?

1. Do you dismiss all other religions as 'satanic"?
2. Do you take the entire bible as indisputable fact?
3. Do you follow the bible and everything is says?
4. Do you hate muslims, jews, black people, etc?
5. Do you think that the bible can disprove science, and not vise versa?

[Bob4God]

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These questions are very, very common, forest dweller. (Are you a witch? The Bible demands that all witches be put to death.)

1. There is only one TRUE religion, and that is ours. We wouldn't be part of it if it weren't true! The devil has led people astray from the original Biblical teachings, thus causing hordes of new religions to pop up over the years. Only we follow the true teachings of the Bible, so yes, all other religions are following satan, even if they don't believe in him.

2. Yes.

3. Absolutely, although there are parts of it that the secular liberal government won't allow us to follow, such as putting witches to death and killing homosexuals and disobedient children. We have been pushing for years to replace the outdated constitution with the Holy Bible KJV1611, and we will prevail! SHOUT GLORY TO GOD!

4. We only hate those who GOD hates. So if they've had a chance to hear the good news, and choose to reject it, we are to despise them as GOD despises them. The Bible tells us to have nothing to do with the sinful trash of the world if they are unwilling to convert.

5. The Bible has disproven science over and over.

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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The bible also says "Thou shalt not kill" and "Love they neighbor as you love thyself"
I believe burning someone to death counts as hating them and killing them (and thats 2 commandments VS the one you put up)
I am not a witch, as witch refers to a female who practices magic. I am a male, and as such am incapable of being a witch. If you meant to ask if I practiced magic, then the answer is yes. A little here, a little there is you know what I mean.

[Brother V]

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The bible also says "Thou shalt not kill" and "Love they neighbor as you love thyself"
I believe burning someone to death counts as hating them and killing them (and thats 2 commandments VS the one you put up)
I am not a witch, as witch refers to a female who practices magic. I am a male, and as such am incapable of being a witch. If you meant to ask if I practiced magic, then the answer is yes. A little here, a little there is you know what I mean.

Friend, it's not murder if God tells you to do it.

Additionally, that commandment, (Exodus 20:13) refers to murder. It doesn't refer to the death penalty.

If you read it in the NIV (sorry brethren) it says "You shall not murder.

When you follow the spirit of the law, you will be able to understand.

Additionally, Deuteronomy 18:10 says we aren't to have enchanters, which would cover your magic practices.

Get right with Jesus, friend, in 2012, when Palin is elected president, we'll be able to do away with that nasty constitution, and replace it with the KJV1611.

PRAISE JESUS

YIC
V

[Bob4God]

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The Bible is full of instances where GOD commands the killing of countless heathens and sinners because of their wickedness. You might recall when GOD eradicated Sodom and Gommorah for their extremely high homo population.

Thou Shalt Not Kill means that we are not to go around killing people for the fun of it. We are permitted to kill (and take the enemie's women and children as slaves if we like) as long as GOD has authorized it. GOD created life and He can certainly take it away, like He did with the great flood. The Bible is quite clear on who we are allowed to kill and who we shouldn't.

Let me ask you this: If somebody went on a murderous rampage and butchered hordes of innoncent men, women and children, would it be 'hateful' to put them to death for it? Of course not! It's justice!

I would refer you to the following thread for information on True Christian tolerance:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=8116

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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Well you make a fine point. God gives life, and thus ONLY God can take it away. If he wants someone to die, they die. You have no right to go around interpreting the Bible to your own personal liking. It says "THOU SHALT NOT KILL" There is no, "unless God told you to" "Unless it is Justice" "Unless he made me angry" exceptions here. God can bring justice, you cannot. I cannot. If you try you will find yourself in Jail for life, then in hell for life.
Also, I forgot to mention this in the other post, but the term "forest_dweller" does not in any way imply that I practice witchcraft. I simply love the forest, and I always have. It is the only place I ever felt at home, at peace.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Well you make a fine point. God gives life, and thus ONLY God can take it away. If he wants someone to die, they die. You have no right to go around interpreting the Bible to your own personal liking. It says "THOU SHALT NOT KILL" There is no, "unless God told you to" "Unless it is Justice" "Unless he made me angry" exceptions here. God can bring justice, you cannot. I cannot. If you try you will find yourself in Jail for life, then in hell for life.

Friend,

The Bible makes it very clear that sinners kill themselves when they break God's laws. When they are stonings are just Christian assisted suicides.

Also, I forgot to mention this in the other post, but the term "forest_dweller" does not in any way imply that I practice witchcraft. I simply love the forest, and I always have. It is the only place I ever felt at home, at peace.

Don't you take peace in Jesus?

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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No, I do not. I can never take piece in a tyrant that has insane followers and demands absolute obedience in exchange for the worst punishment imaginable. By worst punishment imaginable I mean eternity. Think about it. You might like the first 1,000 years in heaven. Meeting saints and having tea with angels, etc. But then the next 1,000 years comes... then 1,000,000 years pass by. Eventually it wears you tired, and you simply want it to end. But no end will ever come. You are going to stay here, having the same conversations with God, over, and over, and over again. Suddenly the Angels turned boring, their constant singing irritates you from it's repetitiveness. And another billion years pass. Eventually you will find yourself hating it. Hating God, hating his angels, hating everything in heaven. You will have him for robbing you of purpose. For robbing you of rest. You stuck in a cursed existence, surrounded for all eternity by the beings you (at least now) despise so much. And no end is in sight. There will never be a end to your miserable existence in heaven. That is why I want to just die. Just to lose my consciousness and stay like that. That would be true rest, not eternity.

[Micah Boenheffer]

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No, I do not. I can never take piece in a tyrant that has insane followers and demands absolute obedience in exchange for the worst punishment imaginable. By worst punishment imaginable I mean eternity. Think about it. You might like the first 1,000 years in heaven. Meeting saints and having tea with angels, etc. But then the next 1,000 years comes... then 1,000,000 years pass by. Eventually it wears you tired, and you simply want it to end. But no end will ever come. You are going to stay here, having the same conversations with God, over, and over, and over again. Suddenly the Angels turned boring, their constant singing irritates you from it's repetitiveness. And another billion years pass. Eventually you will find yourself hating it. Hating God, hating his angels, hating everything in heaven. You will have him for robbing you of purpose. For robbing you of rest. You stuck in a cursed existence, surrounded for all eternity by the beings you (at least now) despise so much. And no end is in sight. There will never be a end to your miserable existence in heaven. That is why I want to just die. Just to lose my consciousness and stay like that. That would be true rest, not eternity.

You won't get want you want druid, but you will get what you need.
Like getting your flesh stripped from you by a rusty nail and have the rest roasted off. Then it will just be repeated forever. No rest. No boredom, but no rest. EVER!

Rev 20:10-And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

Did you ever stop to think that boredom and hatred were just products of sin and living in a sinful world. You won't know boredom or hatred in HEAVEN. EVER!

Rev 21:4-And GOD shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

Why wouldn't you want what I have? Are you so jealous and proud that you would turn away from eternal salvation? It's GOD's world and not your world. You don't get to live by your rules. Your life and death and salvation are in HIS hands.

[Brother V]

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Think about it. You might like the first 1,000 years in heaven. Meeting saints and having tea with angels, etc. But then the next 1,000 years comes... then 1,000,000 years pass by. Eventually it wears you tired, and you simply want it to end. But no end will ever come.

Friend, you have obviously never read the Bible (KJV1611).

Tea was never mentioned in it.

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No results were found for tea in the version(s):King James Version.
Try refining your search using the form above.

However, Wine is mentioned all the time.

(212 times as a whole word, to be exact).

Now, you can go off and have your tea party wherever you want. But my saviour turned water into wine. So I know what kind of party I'm going to be attending.

YIC
V

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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Brother V, is that your best reason to argue with me?

[Bob4God]

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Brother V, is that your best reason to argue with me?

Brother V is not arguing with you, he is merely correcting your foolishness.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brother V, is that your best reason to argue with me?

Pal, this is not a debate sight. Please take a look at THIS thread for new posters. It may answer many of your questions.

Please tell us about yourself. Are you one of these sodomite hippies who go around hugging trees all day? How old are you? Why do you hate Jesus?

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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Where to start...
Ah yes.
My age should not matter, my points remain the same if I'm 6 or 97.
I am not a "sodomite", and your assumption that anyone who does not read the bible 24/7 is a sodomite is foolish. I am not a hippie (I do not dress like one, nor do I do around popping acid tabs and making crappy music). I do not hate Jesus, I simply think that there is no evidence to suggest that he was the literal son of god. His simple teachings have taught me a lot, though I have learned more from nature itself. Teachings such as "Love thy neighbor as you love thyself" have a special place in my heart. The only difference between me and christians is that I activly seek peace and wisdom, through whatever sources will teach me. I believe that if the world followed the one teaching "love thy neighbor as you love thyself" would make this worlod a beautiful place to live, and God would be present in our day to day lives.

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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You won't get want you want druid, but you will get what you need.
Like getting your flesh stripped from you by a rusty nail and have the rest roasted off. Then it will just be repeated forever. No rest. No boredom, but no rest. EVER!

Rev 20:10-And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

Did you ever stop to think that boredom and hatred were just products of sin and living in a sinful world. You won't know boredom or hatred in HEAVEN. EVER!

Rev 21:4-And GOD shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

Why wouldn't you want what I have? Are you so jealous and proud that you would turn away from eternal salvation? It's GOD's world and not your world. You don't get to live by your rules. Your life and death and salvation are in HIS hands.

"Like having your flesh ripped off with a rusty nail and having the rest burned off". Intresting. Do you personaly wish this on me, or is this one of your fantasies for anyone who does not agree with you? You have quite a sick mind.
As for hell, let me put it this way. Lets assume that I'm wrong and that God really is the guy featured in the bible, not a omnipotent force. Then I have a safe case that I will go to heaven. I live a quiet life. I do not indulge in every "sinful" urge I get. I do not steal, cheat or kill. I forgive those who have harmed me, and do not hold grudges. So will a merciful and just God ignore this and instead notice that I do not worship Jesus? Will he send me to hell because I seek wisdom, and let nature be my guide? Because according to Jesus, if we forgive others, God will forgive us. Do you really think that the monsters who tortured and killed witches (my own kind, some might say) during the inquisition are in heaven? Did God look at their horrible deeds and say "Well I can see you where a real nasty piece of work in life... what else do we have on this list... AH! But you believed in Jesus! Well let me ignore the rest of my book of commandments here and let you in." I really think hell is hardly what I deserve. Either way this whole "after life" is really more of a bet, I think my money is in a safe place if you know what I mean.