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Sister Jenny,
I think we established yesterday that he is a retarded.sigpic
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is going on here?!??! My precious Pastor Zeke would NEVER, EVER, EVER cheat on me.
Who are you? Why are you doing this again? He is a good man, who treats me like gold (the way GOD intended). What do you want? Leave my Zekey alone!!!!!!!! Do you HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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I am nothing if not a tolerant, humble True Christian(tm) Pastor, who is always prepared to forgive the vilest of sins.Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
My team of joo lawyers, on the other hand, are not quite so understanding.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Peter Ezekiel
I think the simple solution to all this might be to take up that dusty Book again and make it your True Blue, Tried n' True Friend. I know it's a hard book, but many things in life are hard. We've all experienced that at one time or another.Originally posted by Forest_dweller View Post
You mustn't think that everyone here is perfect. They're not. "Frailty, thy name is woman." (Maybe that's Shakespeare, actually.) But my point is, they're all willing to help. And there's even a special thread for people like you called "Bible in a Year" where it breaks it all down into little digestable pieces.
Just above all, don't get discouraged, 'kay?Comment
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Not to mention cuddly!Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View PostAnd neither am I. Zeke is the most GOD fearing, law abiding man I have ever known.
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With some people you must wait and see ("By their fruits you shall know them") but with Pastor Zeke, you don't need to wait to see the fruits.
It's all there. You look at him, and you know. You just know.
I would suggest a sit-down with him. Golly, I'll provide the pot roast! Because everyone who sits down with our blessed pastor leaves nourished and fulfilled and I'd count myself LUCKY for any extra drop of his knowledge I could get.
(Don't worry, I'll leave you menfolk alone for the heavier discussion after I clear the plates. Lots of embroidery to catch up on.)Comment
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Don't worry Sis, I'm spending extra time withOriginally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View PostZekeyPastor Zeke in my Prayer Closet keeping an eye on him for you.
Sometimes our sessions last for hours.
You can never do enough for Jesus being so near Rapture time
He's Coming, My Lord, he's COMING!!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Pastor Zeke is the most kind-hearted man of God that I have ever met. I am stunned that a person would come onto this forum and impugn one of the most tolerant, gentle examples of humanity. He guides us to Jesus."Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).Comment
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Amen Brother Alex! No one can lead a Fellowship Circle like Pastor Zeke. And when he is ministering to me, I feel completely filled with the sweet, sweet love of Jesus.sigpic
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Well well well,,,
THe notorious Pastor Zeke caught with the package. er, a package.
I have been ashamed and full of self-loathing since my "christian teaching" session I had with Zekey some years ago.
Maybe this will be the end of the lies.I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!Comment
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Pastor Ezekiel is a scummy liar. He is all that is wrong with this forum summed up in one nast character who thinks he knows the Bible but in reality all he is is an evil, arrogant, egotistical swine.Comment
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Listen L. Ron,Originally posted by ellandroadhero View Post
Nobody cares what you think. And by 'nast' I assume you are refering to Thomas Nast, the German-born American cartoonist who came up with the donkey and the elephant to represent the Democrat and the Republican parties respectively.
He went by Nast usually, being a trendsetter in the one-name department. So by saying Pastor Zeke is a 'nast character' you're saying that he is either a donkey or an elephant? Make up your mind!
Your subtle references to 19th century political cartoonists are a little too elitist for our forums Mr. Smarty Pants!sigpic
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IMHO, the only thing you got right in THIS post was capitalizing the 'B' in Bible.Originally posted by ellandroadhero View Post
I mean this as a friend, but perhaps if you could put your hostility aside, you could relax a little, and therefor be more open to love. The love of Jesus, and the love of Pastor Zeke.
The whole of Landover Baptist Church is lined up here to love you, if you'll just let them in
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