[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

<< Did you know that Ted Haggard Abused Methamphetamine for years? Thats not counting the time he spent being secretly gay. Maybe those gay demons finally got to him eh? Haggard is a much a role model is Jeffery Dahmer, if you know what I mean. >>

The way that poor, gentle, innocent, dignified and learned friend of our Pastor Zeke's was persecuted and DRIVEN from his church was the most frightening example of mob mentality and downright sour-grapes-ism I've witnessed in YEARS!

No one stopped to think, "Gee, this whole thing is based on the testimony of an AVOWED CRACK-DEALING MASSEUSE"

Well, the dirty, sickening drug-dealing-man-whore bought his 5 minutes of fame. I hope it's worth that eternity in hell that came in the bargain. I have forgiven him for his human frailty, but Our Sweet Lord will not.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Oh yeah? I regret nothing! If I'm in hell, I'll make sure to remember the good times. Heck, I'll even try to argue with God (I hear he is fun at debates).

Maybe I'll pull out a cigar, look at Satan, and say, "Hey, you got a light?" and then laugh harder then hell!

I'm curious.

Since your clothing will all have burned off, from whence will you pull this cigar?

Is it in your will to have an Arturo Fuente Canone jammed into your rectum before burial, so you may have it handy when resurrected to damnation?

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

For the sake of argument, thats why!

Captain, the only thing you and I have in common are that we are both humans.

Jenny, I did not say there are loopholes in Leviticus, I said if you bothered to read further then you would see them.

Trust me, I'll be quite happy without eternal life. But since you got your hopes up by believing in it...

As I am not hacking this forum or trolling it, mearly discussing religion with you, I see nothing wrong with what I am doing here. Banning me would prove nothing, and acheive nothing either.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

I see, you'll answer everyone's question but mine.

[Repentant Liberal]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

For the sake of argument, thats why!

Captain, the only thing you and I have in common are that we are both humans.

Jenny, I did not say there are loopholes in Leviticus, I said if you bothered to read further then you would see them.

Trust me, I'll be quite happy without eternal life. But since you got your hopes up by believing in it...

As I am not hacking this forum or trolling it, mearly discussing religion with you, I see nothing wrong with what I am doing here. Banning me would prove nothing, and acheive nothing either.

You claim all these loopholes, and even imply we don't read past Leviticus, which is weird because EVERYTHING about Jesus Christ, his life, and his guiding our way to heaven is past Leviticus. Even ignoring the complete ignorance thusfar I'd love to hear some of the loopholes, "for the sake of argument".

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Yeah Smokey, let's hear you theories about a book you've probably never even read!

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

I see, you'll answer everyone's question but mine.

I did not answer it because it was posted while I was still writing the other response. In hounor of your disgusting and twisted imagination, here is a response just for you.
I will not have a cigar buried you-know-where when I die, the fact that you thought of that sickens me. It was a joke, but if it comes to that, I'll buy one off Satan (maybe I'll sell him fire). I hear that he started the tobbaco companies, so getting one measly cigar should not be difficult.

[JennyD]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Jenny, I did not say there are loopholes in Leviticus, I said if you bothered to read further then you would see them.

No, you said that if Pastor Ezekiel read past Leviticus, he'd see other ways of getting to Heaven.

The ONE way of getting to Heaven isn't even discussed in the Pentateuch. That was my point.

So, where in the Bible have you spotted these "other ways" to get to Heaven?

And let's not have any more idiotic Clintonesque hide-the-cigar distractions, OK? That was totally disgusting and inappropriate for a Christian church forum!

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Take it up with Rev. Rodimer, he was the one who said it in the first place. At least I used "You-know-what"
The gem that says if you forgive, God will forgive you to (I believe thats a prayer many of you use)
That other nice little piece on how if you show mercy, so will god. But lets do the landover and overlook that.

Sorry for not providing verses, it has been so long since I bothered to read the bible that I just cannot remember. But I have remembered damn well that they are there!

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

I'm curious.

Since your clothing will all have burned off, from whence will you pull this cigar?

Is it in your will to have an Arturo Fuente Canone jammed into your rectum before burial, so you may have it handy when resurrected to damnation?

There Jenny, see that ^
Sorry for the double post.

[JennyD]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Take it up with Rev. Rodimer, he was the one who said it in the first place. At least I used "You-know-what"
The gem that says if you forgive, God will forgive you to (I believe thats a prayer many of you use)
That other nice little piece on how if you show mercy, so will god. But lets do the landover and overlook that.

Sorry for not providing verses, it has been so long since I bothered to read the bible that I just cannot remember. But I have remembered damn well that they are there!

Ah, so what you're saying is, you think the Bible says what you want it to say, but can't prove it, so you're going to attack one of our Pastors and tell him HE doesn't know what the Bible says.

That makes sense.

I hope you enjoy Hell, since the only way to Heaven is through following Jesus.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Hah! I knew it! You know NOTHING of God's word! And you won't even bother to look up any of your vaguely remembered "other ways into heaven"! Back up your blasphemy or shut your sinning trap Smokey!

And you didn't answer my question about why you hate Jesus and Landover so much? Who hurt you boy? It certainly wasn't Jesus, he has "nuttin' but love" for you!

And yet you insist on ignoring him! Such pride and vanity!

His ways are always grievous; thy judgments are far above out of his sight: as for all his enemies, he puffeth at them.

He hath said in his heart, I shall not be moved: for I shall never be in adversity.

His mouth is full of cursing and deceit and fraud: under his tongue is mischief and vanity.
Psalm 10:5-7

[bathbuddy]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

It is... unfortunate that a worshiper such as yourself should resort to hypocrisy, name calling and intolerance in order to save others. It is very childish and inhumane. You do not preach the holy religion. You preach racism, sexism and evil. You follow Satan, not the Holy Lord. I feel a lot of pity for you.

You are human. Humans are fallible. But you have crossed the path to the dark. I do not think anyone can save you now, not even I.

Ban me, if you will. If it rests on your conscience, there is still good in you. If not...

I am sorry and I hope you will learn before it is too late. I shall pray for you.

I will have to agree that Pastor Ezekiel is in need of saving, he is a very naughty boy in need of exorcism... He thinks he has the answers but I have a sneaking suspicion he is rorting money!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Rorting? What kind of magical spell is that Friend?

Apologise to the good Pastor NOW!

[bathbuddy]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

rorting as is lining his own pockets with funds, I suggest you audit the good pastors accounts... I think you will be suprised!