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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: hey!

    Originally posted by mollychu View Post
    a lot of things.


    Sister Templeton! Watch out! This gook lezbean has her perveted eye on you.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • shaunasaurus
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      • Jan 2007
      • 85

      #17
      Re: hey!

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post

      Exodus 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

      Enjoy those pencils when Satan's fire turns them to ash!

      Yeah you can <obscenity deleted> off, because i'm an artist to.

      Not some extremist baptist with my head shoved up my oven mitt too far to be open to anyone else's point of view.




      STOP USING JESUS AS AN EXCUSE FORBEING A NARROW MINDED BIGOTED A**HOLE.

      Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-09-2007, 03:58 AM. Reason: Profanities removed.

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      • shaunasaurus
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        • Jan 2007
        • 85

        #18
        Re: hey!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Sister Templeton! Watch out! This gook lezbean has her perveted eye on you.

        You must be gay if that's all you can think about, if gay tendencies.

        And isn't that AGAINST your religion?
        Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-09-2007, 03:58 AM. Reason: Profanity removed.

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        • Virginia Day Templeton
          Christ's Battle Axe
           
          • Dec 2006
          • 2827

          #19
          Re: hey!

          Originally posted by mollychu View Post
          a lot of things.


          Are you saying you would like to spend an eternity in Hell, being violated night after night (the Sun never rises in those wastes) by the venomous spiked tallywhackers of Satan's hideous servants, subsisting only on their rancid, radioactive ejaculate... just to attract the fleeting affections of some equally-damned male hoodlum?

          Jesus will be happy to oblige you.
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          • mollychu
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            • Jan 2007
            • 143

            #20
            Re: hey!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Sister Templeton! Watch out! This gook lezbean has her perveted eye on you.

            Oh yes. because everyone knows i just LOVE screwing old women.



            even though im straight.

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #21
              Re: hey!

              Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
              Yeah you can (obscenity deleted) off, because i'm an artist to.
              You can tell me to (ahem) off, but you can't tell God! Enjoy your graven images now. Maybe Satan will let you spend part of your eternity in Hell drawing with the blackened embers of your own ribs.
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              • shaunasaurus
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                • Jan 2007
                • 85

                #22
                Re: hey!

                Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                Are you saying you would like to spend an eternity in Hell, being violated night after night (the Sun never rises in those wastes) by the venomous spiked tallywhackers of Satan's hideous servants, subsisting only on their rancid, radioactive ejaculate... just to attract the fleeting affections of some equally-damned male hoodlum?

                Jesus will be happy to oblige you.

                Sounds like you have some sort of fantasy in your mind right now about that.

                You seem to go into so much detail.

                EWWWWW.

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                • Virginia Day Templeton
                  Christ's Battle Axe
                   
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 2827

                  #23
                  Re: hey!

                  Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                  even though im straight.
                  Every homosexual who has ever lived has said this.

                  Thanks for the heads-up, Brother Zeke! I'll be sure to bring my trusty taser along next time I visit the modern-day Sodom in which Ms. Chu resides, wherever that may be. I guess I'll just have to keep it with me always.
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                  • shaunasaurus
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                    • Jan 2007
                    • 85

                    #24
                    Re: hey!

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    You can tell me to (ahem) off, but you can't tell God! Enjoy your graven images now. Maybe Satan will let you spend part of your eternity in Hell drawing with the blackened embers of your own ribs.


                    Probably not, because i create artwork with a meaning and a message.

                    Art isn't pornography.

                    Art NEVER was.

                    And God LOVES the fine arts.

                    And He loves me too, so he'll forgive me for doing what i must here.

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                    • shaunasaurus
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                      • Jan 2007
                      • 85

                      #25
                      Re: hey!

                      Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                      Every homosexual who has ever lived has said this.

                      Thanks for the heads-up, Brother Zeke! I'll be sure to bring my trusty taser along next time I visit the modern-day Sodom in which Ms. Chu resides, wherever that may be. I guess I'll just have to keep it with me always.

                      GO TO HELL.

                      I'M NOT GOING TO STAND FOR YOU INSULTING MY FRIEND LIKE THAT, YOU "LEZBEAN"

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                      • OnYourKnees
                        On Extended Furlough
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 4729

                        #26
                        Re: hey!

                        Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
                        Probably not, because i create artwork with a meaning and a message.

                        Art isn't pornography.

                        Art NEVER was.

                        And God LOVES the fine arts.

                        And He loves me too, so he'll forgive me for doing what i must here.
                        When and how did God tell you exactly what He loves?

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                        • mollychu
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                          • Jan 2007
                          • 143

                          #27
                          Re: hey!

                          But guys.....God is an artist.




                          He created every single one of you and made you all unique.

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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #28
                            Re: hey!

                            Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                            But guys.....God is an artist.

                            He created every single one of you and made you all unique.
                            That was very sweet. (No, really, I'm not being sarcastic. It's a nice thought.)

                            But why would you think that the fellow who told us not to make any graven images of anything likes human-made representational artwork? He said in His book not to.

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                            • mollychu
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                              • Jan 2007
                              • 143

                              #29
                              Re: hey!

                              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                              That was very sweet. (No, really, I'm not being sarcastic. It's a nice thought.)

                              But why would you think that the fellow who told us not to make any graven images of anything likes human-made representational artwork? He said in His book not to.

                              Yah....i'm still trying to figure out why.


                              God makes all of us unique......i dont understand why he doesnt want artists to use their talent.... ):

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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131

                                #30
                                Re: hey!

                                Molly, I thought you said you were agnostic? So then you do believe in the jesus-god? The biblical deity? Because it kinda seems like you do. And if you do, sorry to tell you, but the biblical god....well....isn't about love.
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                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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