hey!

[mollychu]

hey guys. ive been here for a while. but i got bored and decided to introduce myself. (:


twinkboy, mind if i use your idea a bit?


my name is molly. you can call me molly. you dont have to call me molly chu
i play the clarinet. i use the clarinet for playing MUSIC AND MUSIC ONLY. i dont use it to have sex, despite popular belief. i'm also learning how to play the trumpet.
i love broadway music. it just makes me happy, k? (:
i also draw. no artistic nude drawings from me, though. i'm horrible at drawing human anatomy. i prefer drawing animals.
im agnostic! heck yes i am. and i dont like it when people try to convert me, so please dont.
im a womaaannnn. no i wont cook for you. i burn everything i try to cook. i burnt mac and cheese once microwaving it.
i like videogames. preferably Zelda. Link is a hunk-sickle.
im not a lesbian. i like guys. seriously!
i dont smoke or do drugs. its pointless. they're cooler ways to die.
i actually dont enjoy hearing about how much i'm going to burn in hell. i prefer to enjoy life while i'm living. i dont like the idea of becoming a brain-washed highly religious person that goes by every single word of the bible for the rest of my life. i dont let the Bible control my life. i'm slightly religious.

i'm not giving out my age or location for safety purposes


wellll...thats it. i guess. hey people.



-molly

[OnYourKnees]

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my name is molly. you can call me molly. you dont have to call me molly chu

How about Chu-Bacca?

i play the clarinet. i use the clarinet for playing MUSIC AND MUSIC ONLY. i dont use it to have sex, despite popular belief.

So your perversions are now the object of popular beliefs?

im agnostic! heck yes i am. and i dont like it when people try to convert me, so please dont.

Only you can convert you, by giving your heart to Jesus. We can only provide you knowledge and guidance, in the form of accurate descriptions of what the Bible really says about God and Jesus and everything else (with chapter and verse so you can review it over and over again when offline, and explain to to your MOM), so you may make the right choice. We won't fill your head with lies about God and Jesus being all about some mamby-pamby love for everyone, and everybody going to Heaven. That's not what the Bible says, so it's not what we say.

i actually dont enjoy hearing about how much i'm going to burn in hell. i prefer to enjoy life while i'm living. i dont like the idea of becoming a brain-washed highly religious person that goes by every single word of the bible for the rest of my life.

My dear, if you don't like HEARING about burning in Hell, what makes you think EXPERIENCING it will be better?

i dont let the Bible control my life. i'm slightly religious.

Is that anything like being somewhat pregnant, or a little bit damned?

Revelation 3:16
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

God's pretty clear on this. "Slightly religious" means you get sucked up in God's Crazy Straw, then spit into Hellfire. That sounds much more fun than simply reading and following what the Bible says, doesn't it?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: hey!

hey guys. ive been here for a while. but i got bored and decided to introduce myself. (:


twinkboy, mind if i use your idea a bit?


my name is molly. you can call me molly. you dont have to call me molly chu
i play the clarinet. i use the clarinet for playing MUSIC AND MUSIC ONLY. i dont use it to have sex, despite popular belief. i'm also learning how to play the trumpet.
i love broadway music. it just makes me happy, k? (:
i also draw. no artistic nude drawings from me, though. i'm horrible at drawing human anatomy. i prefer drawing animals.
im agnostic! heck yes i am. and i dont like it when people try to convert me, so please dont.

Friend,

You come into Jesus' Favorite Forum and attempt to set standards. We can not accept that. Christ has comissioned us to spred His Holy Word(r) to all friend. For His sake we must convert you, threw any means necessery.

Can't you show some respect for our beliefs friend?

[mollychu]

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Friend,

You come into Jesus' Favorite Forum and attempt to set standards. We can not accept that. Christ has comissioned us to spred His Holy Word(r) to all friend. For His sake we must convert you, threw any means necessery.

Can't you show some respect for our beliefs friend?

i do respect your beliefs. however, if theres something i dont agree about (for example, trying to shut down deviantart?), i will try my hardest to stand up for what i believe in.


and when i said the stuff about converting, i didnt mean specifically you guys. i meant, people to trying to convert me in general. i have people in real life that always try to get me to convert to all these religions. and i always turn them down. but only because their belief's are different than mine.



and btw all, i made a typo in my first post. i meant to say you all can call me Molly.<3333 you dont have to add the chu at the end if you dont want.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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i love broadway music. it just makes me happy, k? (:

I'm sure you will enjoy all the Sodomist music you can handle when you're burning in the fiery pits of Hell.

i also draw. no artistic nude drawings from me, though. i'm horrible at drawing human anatomy. i prefer drawing animals.

Exodus 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

Enjoy those pencils when Satan's fire turns them to ash!

im agnostic! heck yes i am. and i dont like it when people try to convert me, so please dont.

When Jesus Himself casts you down into the Pits of Hell, are you going to say, "I don't like eternal torment. Please don't," or will you realize that it's all too late?

i actually dont enjoy hearing about how much i'm going to burn in hell.

Yet you continue to live awash in sin. Do you refuse to carry an umbrella then complain when people tell you that you'll get wet walking in the rain?

[mollychu]

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I'm sure you will enjoy all the Sodomist music you can handle when you're burning in the fiery pits of Hell.

How is broadway music sodomist? its not. does the BIBLE forbid BROADWAY MUSIC?? did musicals exist back then?

Enjoy those pencils when Satan's fire turns them to ash!

why did God give me the talent to draw if i cant even use it?

When Jesus Himself casts you down into the Pits of Hell, are you going to say, "I don't like eternal torment. Please don't," or will you realize that it's all too late?

Oh well.

Yet you continue to live awash in sin. Do you refuse to carry an umbrella then complain when people tell you that you'll get wet walking in the rain?

everyone sins.


wouldnt you find it annoying when you're STICKING to one religion or lifestyle, and theres people CONSTANTLY trying to make you change? Wouldnt you find that even a little bit annoying?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How is Broadway music sodomist? its not. does the BIBLE forbid BROADWAY MUSIC?? did musicals exist back then?

Of course not. But it is a well-known fact that Broadway musicals are written by and for sodomites.

why did God give me the talent to draw if i cant even use it?

Have you ever considered that Jesus gives us all choices? Certainly He gave you any abilities or talents you may have, but it is up to you to resist satan's temptations to waste your life drawing deviant imagery that can only lead more innocent people into a life of depravity and enlarge the population of hell.

Oh well. everyone sins.

That attitude will get you a one-way ticket to eternity in satan's rape rooms, little miss. Of course we are all sinners, but my sins have been washed away by the blood of Christ. Just because all of your pals engage in perverted acts with farm animals, it doesn't follow that you should just shrug your shoulders and join in.

wouldnt you find it annoying when you're STICKING to one religion or lifestyle, and theres people CONSTANTLY trying to make you change? Wouldnt you find that even a little bit annoying?

There is only one true religion. One true God. Our "lifestyle" is to follow the greatest authority in the world; Jesus Christ, who died temporarily for our sins. All else are false cults designed and funded by satan in order to ensure that you find yourself in a pit of scalding sulfur and bile when you die.

I noticed that you didn't deny being a Godless chink in your profile, Ms. Chubaca.

[mollychu]

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I noticed that you didn't deny being a Godless chink in your profile, Ms. Chubaca.

Ooops, silly me!




ahhh well. what a disapointment. too bad i said i wouldnt let the Bible ruin my life, so i will continue to draw. its what i love doing. and if Jesus cant accept that, then, well.....

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I was going to reply, but Pastor Ezekiel did a far better job than I, but that's to be expected thanks to his years of Bible study and his Y-chromosome (which is the Godly chromosome).
Thankfully True Christian™ men have strong, virile Y-chromosomes so the effeminate allure of Broadway musicals have no effect on them, keeping them safe from the temptations of sodomy.

[OnYourKnees]

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wouldnt you find it annoying when you're STICKING to one religion or lifestyle, and theres people CONSTANTLY trying to make you change? Wouldnt you find that even a little bit annoying?

Miss Chu-pacabra:

I'd find it annoying if people were coming to my door, trying to convert me to something, or to sell me Girl Scouts, or whatever. Absolutely!

However, if I were to go to a Jehovah Witless forum, and talk to them about religion, I wouldn't have much right to be upset if they tried to convert me. That's why they're there, and I'd be on their turf. I would be the rude one if I tried to tell them what they should discuss on their forum. Just like if I went to one of their meeting places, and started making fun of their religion. I'd be the intruder, and the rude one.

We, as I've already mentioned, are here to share with you (and all comers) the truth about what the Bible says, and who it tells us God and Jesus really are. Rather than the feel-good hippie Jesus so many preachers talk about, with Heaven for all and Hell for none, we believe in sharing the whole story.

All we can do is give you information and help you to see the Light. If you choose to put on your Blu-Blockers and ignore the Light, that's on your head.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Miss Chu-pacabra:

I'd find it annoying if people were coming to my door, trying to convert me to something, or to sell me Girl Scouts, or whatever. Absolutely!

However, if I were to go to a Jehovah Witless forum, and talk to them about religion, I wouldn't have much right to be upset if they tried to convert me. That's why they're there, and I'd be on their turf. I would be the rude one if I tried to tell them what they should discuss on their forum. Just like if I went to one of their meeting places, and started making fun of their religion. I'd be the intruder, and the rude one.

We, as I've already mentioned, are here to share with you (and all comers) the truth about what the Bible says, and who it tells us God and Jesus really are. Rather than the feel-good hippie Jesus so many preachers talk about, with Heaven for all and Hell for none, we believe in sharing the whole story.

All we can do is give you information and help you to see the Light. If you choose to put on your Blu-Blockers and ignore the Light, that's on your head.

And, of course, you must tithe and get all your friends to tithe as well.

[mollychu]

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i would tithe, but i'd rather spend my money for something worthwhile.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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What could be more worthwhile than the Salvation of your immortal soul?

[mollychu]

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What could be more worthwhile than the Salvation of your immortal soul?

a lot of things.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Hi Molly. I don't think you'll have much luck with the 'don't try to convert me' request, because that's all they'll ever try to do. That, and try and get their mitts on your mo...er, get you to tithe, of course.