[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm sorry, I don't know which chapter of verse those appear. I would indeed cite their sources if I knew them.

Empty-headed female harlot! why do you try and pass your lies off on unsuspecting souls? If you cannot provide a source, that means you made it up. Kindly leave your satanic ramblings off our Godly forum.

By the way, I just realised that I accidentally mixed up the words 'reap' and 'sow'. That happens when I'm deprived of sleep.

No, it happens when you reject Christ our Saviour and embrace feminaziism and liebralism. Everything you say, do or think will be scrambled because satan is your father.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[OnYourKnees]

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Heh, if there really was a hell and heaven and the alternative was that or spending eternity with xtians and the xtian god, well, then, I wouldn't say no to the demon sodomy.

But the point still stands, how could someone who hates almost everyone expect love from everyone in return?

Well, that whole "love me, or be cast into eternal hellfire" thing is mighty motivating.

[TwinkBoy]

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But the point still stands, how could someone who hates almost everyone expect love from everyone in return?

BINGO Rachael love!!

I suppose that in their self righteous, LITTLE xtian minds, steeped with a good dose of EGOTISM...they EXPECT others to love them no matter what, right?

Hmmm....EGOTISM.....EGO....isn't that the modern word for what the Bible calls one's....SINFUL SELF?? sniff...sniff...ELLO loves! What's that ODOR I now smell? Could it be?....Is it?....OH ROCKY!....IT IS the DISTINCT scent of even MORE....HYPOCRISY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chow,
Twink

PS--Is there ANY possibility that ANYONE here is named Brad or Janet...DAMIT??? lol

If not, then how about DOCTOR SCOT?

OK then I'll even settle for NO NECK!

COME ON LOVES!...give me a BONE here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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She has no point. She is merely attempting to validate her enema fetish.

WHO has an enema fetish, Pastor Al?

Well, that whole "love me, or be cast into eternal hellfire" thing is mighty motivating.

Not to me. Saying something like that reeks of over-compensation. Besides, I know the bible was written by chauvinistic males who wanted money, so a more accurate translation of that sentence would be 'Believe this bulldonkey and give us your money or we'll kill your families and burn you at the stake!!'

Hmmm....EGOTISM.....EGO....isn't that the modern word for what the Bible calls one's....SINFUL SELF?? sniff...sniff...ELLO loves! What's that ODOR I now smell? Could it be?....Is it?....OH ROCKY!....IT IS the DISTINCT scent of even MORE....HYPOCRISY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hypocrisy on an xtian board? Who'da thunk it!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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WHO has an enema fetish, Pastor Al?

Answer: you do, harlot. Your DOF file is revolting. We have photos.

Not to me. Saying something like that reeks of over-compensation. Besides, I know the bible was written by chauvinistic males who wanted money, so a more accurate translation of that sentence would be 'Believe this bulldonkey and give us your money or we'll kill your families and burn you at the stake!!'

I defy you to prove one word of that hateful Godmockery! You are just parroting the liebral talking points handed out at your last communist cell meeting.

Hypocrisy on an xtian board? Who'da thunk it!

You provide us with more hypocrisy than we need, thanks. The mere fact that you claim to be a "loving wife" and then turn around and tell us that your husband is expected to scrub toilets is proof positive that you are a filthy liar. And don't you think that spitting on Christ, who died temporarily for your sins is the ultimate in hypocrisy? Jesus does, believe you me.

[OnYourKnees]

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a more accurate translation of that sentence would be 'Believe this bulldonkey and give us your money or we'll kill your families and burn you at the stake!!'

I believe that's the Catlicker version.

And you can see it's worked rather well for them!! Well, other than that whole "all going straight to Hell" thing.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Answer: you do, harlot. Your DOF file is revolting. We have photos.

Yes, and I for one would like to know who photoshopped those to add in all those 'extras'. Whoever it is, has a sick, sick mind!

I defy you to prove one word of that hateful Godmockery! You are just parroting the liebral talking points handed out at your last communist cell meeting.

I'm not 'parroting' anything. It's common sense. Look at what happened to people in the past during things like the Inquisition.

You provide us with more hypocrisy than we need, thanks. The mere fact that you claim to be a "loving wife" and then turn around and tell us that your husband is expected to scrub toilets is proof positive that you are a filthy liar. And don't you think that spitting on Christ, who died temporarily for your sins is the ultimate in hypocrisy? Jesus does, believe you me.

Well I'm not going to be cleaning toilets when it isn't my turn. We take turns at it, one week I'll do it another week he'll do it etc. Marriage is meant to be a partnership, not a case of 'Wife!!! Git me a beer! Then git me a remote control and some 'tater chips! Then git out of this room while I'm watching the game!'

I believe that's the Catlicker version.

And you can see it's worked rather well for them!! Well, other than that whole "all going straight to Hell" thing.

If it were not the case for your bible/religion, then you wouldn't accept tithes, would you?

[OnYourKnees]

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If it were not the case for your bible/religion, then you wouldn't accept tithes, would you?

I'm not a Pastor. Nobody's tithing in my direction, Van Embezzlebutt! And if they were, it'd be going to the CHURCH, not to ME!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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...mindless female yapping deleted...

'Wife!!! Git me a beer! Then git me a remote control and some 'tater chips! Then git out of this room while I'm watching the game!'

Well, it is clear that you already know, deep in your heart, how a Godly husband should address his wife. You have the instincts of a servant because God made you that way. Why not give up this "equality" nonsense and do what comes naturally, girl. Start by running out and fetching his slippers.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I'm not a Pastor. Nobody's tithing in my direction, Van Embezzlebutt! And if they were, it'd be going to the CHURCH, not to ME!

But in the cases of the Pastors, if it isn't going to them, then come come they all have large lavish mansions, servants, stables, boats, multiple luxuries cars, gulfstream jet etc?

Well, it is clear that you already know, deep in your heart, how a Godly husband should address his wife. You have the instincts of a servant because God made you that way. Why not give up this "equality" nonsense and do what comes naturally, girl. Start by running out and fetching his slippers.

LOL if I started acting like a subservient slave (outside of....uhh....certain situations of course ) he'd simply laugh and ask me what the hell I was doing.
If he wanted a simple cook, cleaner and.....uhhh....mindless receptacle, he wouldn't have married me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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If he wanted a simple cook, cleaner and.....uhhh....mindless receptacle, he wouldn't have married me.

He would if he couldn't find a dream girl such as you describe.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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He would if he couldn't find a dream girl such as you describe.

Hmm, and I wondered why it was that you've been hanging around the lobotomy ward so much.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Hmm, and I wondered why it was that you've been hanging around the lobotomy ward so much.

Does it bother you? I'll have a nurse close the curtain in your cubicle.

[SalvationSeeker]

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the Jesus of the bible barely accepted anyone, yet everyone else is supposed to accept him?

Finally!
You're starting to realise what Jesus is about.
Praise Jesus!

Jesus won't accept most:
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven;
But he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Matthew 7:21

But everyone has to accept Him or burn!
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life:
No man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
John 14:6

See the kind of mercy Jesus has for us True Christians?
Everyone will burn in hell except us, I'd call that pretty damn loving and merciful.

[Brother Temperance]

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But the point still stands, how could someone who hates almost everyone expect love from everyone in return?

Your liberal backwardness never ceases to astound me. God loves us. In fact, He loves us so much that He sent His only begotten son (who is also Himself) to die for us:
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Think about what that means. After God had created everyone in the world, and created them as so intrinsically sinful that He thought they all deserved to burn in Hell for eternity, He then went to the trouble of conceiving a Son and sending Him to be tortured to death, just so that He could spare a tiny minority of the world's population from the Lake of Fire. That is how loving He is. And you still reject His Love?

PS--Is there ANY possibility that ANYONE here is named Brad or Janet...DAMIT??? lol

If not, then how about DOCTOR SCOT?

OK then I'll even settle for NO NECK!

COME ON LOVES!...give me a BONE here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, no such luck. I shan't give you a "bone", but you can have some warning points instead.