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  • #16
    Re: Former lurker now poster

    Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
    I was gonna post somewhere else, but whenever somebody does that without an introduction post, you people get pissed.

    So, what do you want to know about me?
    So, you were a lurker, and you lead off with these ridiculous posts?

    How long did you lurk, 15 minutes?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #17
      Re: Former lurker now poster

      Welcome back, gurl, have you had a change of heart? Have you given up wearing those hoodies, yet?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #18
        Re: Former lurker now poster

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Welcome back, gurl, have you had a change of heart? Have you given up wearing those hoodies, yet?
        Yes, I have given up those sinful hoodies!

        I think I was under the spell of some evil, satanic, witch! I think she was a lesbian, too (all witches are lesbians, aren't they?)

        Now I just need to find a good, godly husband and start making more soldiers for Christ!
        Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
        1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
        1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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        • #19
          Re: Former lurker now poster

          Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
          Yes, I have given up those sinful hoodies!

          I think I was under the spell of some evil, satanic, witch! I think she was a lesbian, too (all witches are lesbians, aren't they?)

          Now I just need to find a good, godly husband and start making more soldiers for Christ!
          You also need to learn how to properly capitalize "Godly."
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: Former lurker now poster

            Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
            Now I just need to find a good, godly husband and start making more soldiers for Christ!
            What a remarkable (and speedy) change of heart -- I am praying the LORD finds you a Godly husband. However, a large blowfly began dive-bombing my head the minute I clicked on your thread. As everyone knows, flies are the spies of Satan, as he is Lord of them all. How DARE Satan spy on me!

            ... Or perhaps the fly is a grubby, buzzing omen regarding your conversion? It all means something, I am sure.
            True Christians are Perfect!

            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

            For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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