hello, i'm a stupid juggalo

[juggalo]

im new and lets start on the wrong foot shall we i have no political affiliation i want to know why i should convert to christianity if you give me a good reason i might but i am not going to do the paypal because i have no money i belive what i want i am not goth but i do seem to have if i remember right at least 15 of the traits you have given to the goths
i have an inverted crusifix hanging on my wall right next to the correct one because it is just an image nothing more i will as soon as i am permitted have an image of ABK as my avatar i have a deepseated hatred of child molesters and rapists i listen to bands like black sabbath, alice cooper, bau haus, ICP, ABK, Twiztid, rob zombie, white zombie
i live by two words Semper Fidelis
my moto is sex drugs &rock-n-roll speed weed and birth controle lifes a bitch until we die so **** this world lets get high

i dont realy care what you call me as things like that are just lables but i want you to know i am a JUGGALO, psychopathic soldier and so on
now let get on with the attempts at conversion

[OnYourKnees]

Re: hello

im new and lets start on the wrong foot shall we i have no political affiliation i want to know why i should convert to christianity if you give me a good reason i might but i am not going to do the paypal because i have no money i belive what i want i am not goth but i do seem to have if i remember right at least 15 of the traits you have given to the goths
i have an inverted crusifix hanging on my wall right next to the correct one because it is just an image nothing more i will as soon as i am permitted have an image of ABK as my avatar i have a deepseated hatred of child molesters and rapists i listen to bands like black sabbath, alice cooper, bau haus, ICP, ABK, Twiztid, rob zombie, white zombie
i live by two words Semper Fidelis
my moto is sex drugs &rock-n-roll speed weed and birth controle lifes a bitch until we die so **** this world lets get high

i dont realy care what you call me as things like that are just lables but i want you to know i am a JUGGALO, psychopathic soldier and so on
now let get on with the attempts at conversion

God hates fools and retards. You appear to be both.

Sorry, no chance here.

Pastors, would you care to ban this lunatic?

[Star Finder]

Re: hello

you call me as things like that are just lables

what is a lable? is that related to babble?

cause you are one babbling fool.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: hello

Hello Juggalo,

I see you are a nihilist, and this has lead you to the natural result: hedonism.

I'd like to point out that you can be happier, even as unsaved and damned as you are, by taking a postive outlook toward life.

It's true, you may be nuked along with the rest of us tonight or next Monday.

If so (and we should always live as if we're about to vaporize),
what would you like to do?

I like to comfort people with uplifting thoughts, and so, now remind you to get cracking.
Open the KJV Bible in print or online.

The hourglass empties so very fast.

Cheers,
Peter

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: hello

i live by two words Semper Fidelis

Then you're a wannabe Marine?

my moto is sex drugs &rock-n-roll speed weed and birth controle lifes a bitch until we die so **** this world lets get high

Nope, not a Marine. A goth.

i dont realy care what you call me as things like that are just lables but i want you to know i am a JUGGALO, psychopathic soldier and so on
now let get on with the attempts at conversion

Obviously you are merely a punk. Get thee gone, Demon.

[Talitha]

Re: hello

i am not going to do the paypal because i have no money

Do you know how much Real Estate is in Freehold?
I guess not.

Sonny, I suggest you get yourself down to the poor house in whatever Redneck town you live. They'll give you some food and a Preacher man down there will attempt to save your sorry Soul.
This is the wrong place for you.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: hello

i want to know why i should convert to christianity if you give me a good reason i might

Because God told you to and if you don't, you'll spend eternity roasting in the pits of Hell. What next, are you going to ask for a good reason to eat and breathe?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: hello

Even the font he uses is called "Franklin Gothic Medium," yet he still makes the ridiculous claim that he's not a goth.

The irony... can't... take it...

[OPCjustin (On Moderation)]

Re: hello

im new and lets start on the wrong foot shall we i have no political affiliation i want to know why i should convert to christianity if you give me a good reason i might but i am not going to do the paypal because i have no money i belive what i want i am not goth but i do seem to have if i remember right at least 15 of the traits you have given to the goths
i have an inverted crusifix hanging on my wall right next to the correct one because it is just an image nothing more i will as soon as i am permitted have an image of ABK as my avatar i have a deepseated hatred of child molesters and rapists i listen to bands like black sabbath, alice cooper, bau haus, ICP, ABK, Twiztid, rob zombie, white zombie
i live by two words Semper Fidelis
my moto is sex drugs &rock-n-roll speed weed and birth controle lifes a bitch until we die so **** this world lets get high

i dont realy care what you call me as things like that are just lables but i want you to know i am a JUGGALO, psychopathic soldier and so on
now let get on with the attempts at conversion

So your a dirty goth clown?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/kamai40/shags/juggalo.jpg

That is a Juggalo

[WickedWitch]

Re: hello

<snip: grammatically incorrect, incoherent babbling, utter and absolute nonsense>

Great Gods of Olympus, child!! Literary communication requires punctuation, otherwise there would be posts like yours everywhere! Look at that rambling mess; talk about a run-on sentence, there's not a single period in there! If you'd care to translate that into English, I'd be happy to reread it.

I'm not a Landover Baptist, indeed by their standards I'm headed straight for hellfire, but I think I'll just let them rip you to pieces. I can't defend the illiterate, I can't understand what they write. So, to the Landoverites: This one's all yours. And to Juggalo: Enjoy the brainwashingconversion to Christianity.

(Psst, I'm sure everybody suspected you were a fan of ICP based on your username... It's not like it's some huge mystery or anything. *Rolls her eyes*)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello

Great Gods of Olympus, child!! Literary communication requires punctuation, otherwise there would be posts like yours everywhere! Look at that rambling mess; talk about a run-on sentence, there's not a single period in there! If you'd care to translate that into English, I'd be happy to reread it.

"If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you ... Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die." -- Dt.13:6-10

Keep your false Gods off of our godly forum, harlot.

[Brother V]

Re: hello

i want you to know i am a JUGGALO, psychopathic soldier and so on

Friend, you are aware that the ICP claims to be christian?

From wiki

In November 2002, ten years after the first Joker's Card was released, in the final track of The Wraith: Shangri-La, ICP revealed their big secret: "It ain't about Violent J, or Shaggy, the Butterfly or '17'. When we speak of Shangri-la what you think we mean? Truth is, we follow God, we've always been behind him." All of the joker cards are a reference to your sins on earth like "The Wraith" (the sixth joker card) is reference to him coming back and judging the dead.

Friend, they are talking about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. That Jesus, he's one cool (as you might call him) mofo!

Based on their record sales, ICP is probably the bestselling hardcore christian band ever!

PRAISE JESUS!

You should stop idolizing them, and perhaps worship the same "righteous dude" that they worship.

You'll note that ICP has worked with other christian acts, such as alice cooper; three 6 mafia and members of 2 live crew.

If Jesus is good enough for them (your heroes) perhaps He's good enough for you?

2 Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;

(fyi, quick means alive) Friend, Jesus is going to judge you. Do you want heaven (yes) or hell (no).

The choice is kindof yours.

YIC
V

[juggalo]

Re: hello

Friend, you are aware that the ICP claims to be christian?

From wiki



Friend, they are talking about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. That Jesus, he's one cool (as you might call him) mofo!

Based on their record sales, ICP is probably the bestselling hardcore christian band ever!

PRAISE JESUS!

You should stop idolizing them, and perhaps worship the same "righteous dude" that they worship.

You'll note that ICP has worked with other christian acts, such as alice cooper; three 6 mafia and members of 2 live crew.

If Jesus is good enough for them (your heroes) perhaps He's good enough for you?

2 Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;

(fyi, quick means alive) Friend, Jesus is going to judge you. Do you want heaven (yes) or hell (no).

The choice is kindof yours.

YIC
V

yes i know this but they do this for the butterfly

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: hello

i live by two words Semper Fidelis

Hmm, fidelity

fi·del·i·ty (fĭ-děl'ĭ-tē, fī-) Pronunciation Key
n. pl. fi·del·i·ties

1. Faithfulness to obligations, duties, or observances.
2. Exact correspondence with fact or with a given quality, condition, or event; accuracy.
3. The degree to which an electronic system accurately reproduces the sound or image of its input signal.

Did you just say "always accurate in electronic sound reproduction" friend? Well let me tell you Jesus has the best audio system around. It never loses azimuth or distorts and it is only available here at Landover Baptist.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: hello

im new and lets start on the wrong foot shall we i have no political affiliation i want to know why i should convert to christianity if you give me a good reason i might but i am not going to do the paypal because i have no money i belive what i want i am not goth but i do seem to have if i remember right at least 15 of the traits you have given to the goths
i have an inverted crusifix hanging on my wall right next to the correct one because it is just an image nothing more i will as soon as i am permitted have an image of ABK as my avatar i have a deepseated hatred of child molesters and rapists i listen to bands like black sabbath, alice cooper, bau haus, ICP, ABK, Twiztid, rob zombie, white zombie
i live by two words Semper Fidelis
my moto is sex drugs &rock-n-roll speed weed and birth controle lifes a bitch until we die so **** this world lets get high

i dont realy care what you call me as things like that are just lables but i want you to know i am a JUGGALO, psychopathic soldier and so on
now let get on with the attempts at conversion

Wow, so many cliches all jammed into one relatively small post! I'm impressed.