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  • Not Tom Cruse
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    • Jan 2009
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    #1

    Tom Cruse Rant

    Do you think Sarah Palin will win the presidential election in 2012, and do you honestly think president elect Obama will rape children, destroy life ect... ?
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
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    #2
    Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

    Originally posted by Tom Cruse View Post
    Do you think Sarah Palin will win the presidential election in 2012, and do you honestly think president elect Obama will rape children, destroy life ect... ?
    Yes Tom.

    Do you honestly believe that space aliens control all life on this planet? And do you honestly believe that anyone believes you aren't queer, you Godless midget?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
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      • Sep 2006
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      #3
      Re: Tom Cruse Rant

      Is it true the only reason you married poor Katie is because you got caught in a hot tub having sex with Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20?

      That's why you jumped up and down on the couch huh?

      Who is Suri's real Dad, as you are infertile?
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      • Not Tom Cruse
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        #4
        Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Yes Tom.

        Do you honestly believe that space aliens control all life on this planet? And do you honestly believe that anyone believes you aren't queer, you Godless midget?
        Sorry for any confusion but I'm not actually Tom Cruse. I just picked a celebrity name because i don't feel comfortable using my own name.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

          Originally posted by Tom Cruse View Post
          Sorry for any confusion but I'm not actually Tom Cruse. I just picked a celebrity name because i don't feel comfortable using my own name.
          Why? Did your parents name you something embarassing?

          Please tell us about yourself. You don't have to use your real name. Just tell us your age, church, hobbies, favorite scriptures, etc.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Not Tom Cruse
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            #6
            Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

            Sure, i don't see why not.
            My name is Ben. I live in Rhode island. I went to church when i was young, about 4 years old.(At this point i lived in Nebraska) After i moved from Nebraska to Rhode Island i stopped going, mainly because my parents stopped also. However i recently went to a Catholic church service in my town recently and found it quite refreshing and inspiring. I must say it had Zero aspects of the Landover Baptist church. Im 18 now and i enjoy playing the French horn and doing most other stuff high schoolers do.

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            • Not Tom Cruse
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              #7
              Re: Tom Cruse Rant

              i would also like to comment on this.

              This is a quote from Pastor Ezekiel:

              Dear Tom Cruse,

              You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

              Reason: Being a queer midget demon worshiper
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              I moved your first post into the "introduction" section under the title "Tom Cruse Rant." I suggest you go there and explain yourself. Why do you want us to join your cult?

              Don't ask stupid questions, ok? That might be hilarious at the Sciencetology mansions in Hellywood, but not on God's favorite forum.
              -------

              I'm not sure if this was because you thought i was the actual Tom Cruse. Even so, i fail to see how labeling me a "queer midget demon worshiper" is appropeate.

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              • Not Tom Cruse
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                #8
                Re: Pastor Ezekiel Rant

                Its ok Pastor Ezekiel

                Luke chapter 6 (GWT)

                27 "But I tell everyone who is listening:
                Love your enemies.
                Be kind to those who hate you.
                28 Bless those who curse you.
                Pray for those who insult you.

                I forgive you.
                -Ben.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Tom Cruse Rant

                  Originally posted by Not Tom Cruse View Post
                  I'm not sure if this was because you thought i was the actual Tom Cruse. Even so, i fail to see how labeling me a "queer midget demon worshiper" is appropeate.
                  The truth hurts sometimes. How would YOU decribe Tom Cruise?

                  How old are you boy? Why can't you spell or use proper American grammar and punctuation?

                  Are you some kind of Godless foreigner?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Pastor Ezekiel Rant

                    Originally posted by Not Tom Cruse View Post
                    Its ok Pastor Ezekiel

                    Luke chapter 6 (GWT)

                    27 "But I tell everyone who is listening:
                    Love your enemies.
                    Be kind to those who hate you.
                    28 Bless those who curse you.
                    Pray for those who insult you.

                    I forgive you.
                    -Ben.
                    Benny! I was saying those things about Tom Cruise! You have no reason to be upset.

                    Aren't you the one who was worried about using his real name?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Not Tom Cruse
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                      #11
                      Re: Tom Cruse Rant

                      AHH BOY! Ya scared me there.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                        Originally posted by Not Tom Cruse View Post
                        Sure, i don't see why not.
                        My name is Ben. I live in Rhode island. I went to church when i was young, about 4 years old.(At this point i lived in Nebraska) After i moved from Nebraska to Rhode Island i stopped going, mainly because my parents stopped also. However i recently went to a Catholic church service in my town recently and found it quite refreshing and inspiring. I must say it had Zero aspects of the Landover Baptist church. Im 18 now and i enjoy playing the French horn and doing most other stuff high schoolers do.
                        Well I should hope not! Landover Baptist is a Christian church. Catlicks are not. They worship Mary. We worship Jesus, as the KJV Bible commands.

                        Take a look at THIS thread for more information on the papist cult.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                          • May 2008
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                          #13
                          Re: Tom Cruse Rant

                          Originally posted by Not Tom Cruse View Post
                          Sorry for any confusion but I'm not actually Tom Cruse. I just picked a celebrity name because i don't feel comfortable using my own name.
                          That explains why you can't spell the celebrity name correctly. "Cruise".
                          Originally posted by Not Tom Cruse View Post
                          i recently went to a Catholic church service in my town recently and found it quite refreshing and inspiring. I must say it had Zero aspects of the Landover Baptist church.
                          Of course not. They're God-hating pagan Mary-worshippers, not Christians.
                          Im 18 now and i enjoy playing the French horn and doing most other stuff high schoolers do.
                          Fornicating? Praying to Satan? Dressing like a gothtard? Cutting yourself?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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