Do you think Sarah Palin will win the presidential election in 2012, and do you honestly think president elect Obama will rape children, destroy life ect... ?
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Yes Tom.Originally posted by Tom Cruse View PostDo you think Sarah Palin will win the presidential election in 2012, and do you honestly think president elect Obama will rape children, destroy life ect... ?
Do you honestly believe that space aliens control all life on this planet? And do you honestly believe that anyone believes you aren't queer, you Godless midget?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Sorry for any confusion but I'm not actually Tom Cruse. I just picked a celebrity name because i don't feel comfortable using my own name.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYes Tom.
Do you honestly believe that space aliens control all life on this planet? And do you honestly believe that anyone believes you aren't queer, you Godless midget?
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Why? Did your parents name you something embarassing?Originally posted by Tom Cruse View PostSorry for any confusion but I'm not actually Tom Cruse. I just picked a celebrity name because i don't feel comfortable using my own name.
Please tell us about yourself. You don't have to use your real name. Just tell us your age, church, hobbies, favorite scriptures, etc.

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Sure, i don't see why not.
My name is Ben. I live in Rhode island. I went to church when i was young, about 4 years old.(At this point i lived in Nebraska) After i moved from Nebraska to Rhode Island i stopped going, mainly because my parents stopped also. However i recently went to a Catholic church service in my town recently and found it quite refreshing and inspiring. I must say it had Zero aspects of the Landover Baptist church. Im 18 now and i enjoy playing the French horn and doing most other stuff high schoolers do.
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Re: Tom Cruse Rant
i would also like to comment on this.
This is a quote from Pastor Ezekiel:
Dear Tom Cruse,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.
Reason: Being a queer midget demon worshiper
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I moved your first post into the "introduction" section under the title "Tom Cruse Rant." I suggest you go there and explain yourself. Why do you want us to join your cult?
Don't ask stupid questions, ok? That might be hilarious at the Sciencetology mansions in Hellywood, but not on God's favorite forum.
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I'm not sure if this was because you thought i was the actual Tom Cruse. Even so, i fail to see how labeling me a "queer midget demon worshiper" is appropeate.
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Re: Pastor Ezekiel Rant
Its ok Pastor Ezekiel
Luke chapter 6 (GWT)
27 "But I tell everyone who is listening:
Love your enemies.
Be kind to those who hate you.
28 Bless those who curse you.
Pray for those who insult you.
I forgive you.
-Ben.
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Re: Tom Cruse Rant
The truth hurts sometimes. How would YOU decribe Tom Cruise?Originally posted by Not Tom Cruse View PostI'm not sure if this was because you thought i was the actual Tom Cruse. Even so, i fail to see how labeling me a "queer midget demon worshiper" is appropeate.
How old are you boy? Why can't you spell or use proper American grammar and punctuation?
Are you some kind of Godless foreigner?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pastor Ezekiel Rant
Benny! I was saying those things about Tom Cruise! You have no reason to be upset.Originally posted by Not Tom Cruse View PostIts ok Pastor Ezekiel
Luke chapter 6 (GWT)
27 "But I tell everyone who is listening:
Love your enemies.
Be kind to those who hate you.
28 Bless those who curse you.
Pray for those who insult you.
I forgive you.
-Ben.
Aren't you the one who was worried about using his real name?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Well I should hope not! Landover Baptist is a Christian church. Catlicks are not. They worship Mary. We worship Jesus, as the KJV Bible commands.Originally posted by Not Tom Cruse View PostSure, i don't see why not.
My name is Ben. I live in Rhode island. I went to church when i was young, about 4 years old.(At this point i lived in Nebraska) After i moved from Nebraska to Rhode Island i stopped going, mainly because my parents stopped also. However i recently went to a Catholic church service in my town recently and found it quite refreshing and inspiring. I must say it had Zero aspects of the Landover Baptist church. Im 18 now and i enjoy playing the French horn and doing most other stuff high schoolers do.
Take a look at THIS thread for more information on the papist cult.

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tom Cruse Rant
That explains why you can't spell the celebrity name correctly. "Cruise".Originally posted by Not Tom Cruse View PostSorry for any confusion but I'm not actually Tom Cruse. I just picked a celebrity name because i don't feel comfortable using my own name.
Of course not. They're God-hating pagan Mary-worshippers, not Christians.Originally posted by Not Tom Cruse View Posti recently went to a Catholic church service in my town recently and found it quite refreshing and inspiring. I must say it had Zero aspects of the Landover Baptist church.
Fornicating? Praying to Satan? Dressing like a gothtard? Cutting yourself?Im 18 now and i enjoy playing the French horn and doing most other stuff high schoolers do.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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