Is Landover Baptist Righteous enough for me?

[Bro. Jack Schaap]

Greetings Bros & (lowly) sisters,

I came upon this site a couple of days ago. Obviously, there are many of you on here that are rightous enough for you to be in my online presence. But is Landover Baptist, as a whole, the kind of place that can truly appreciate my near divine company? I have found that at other churches the membership roll is made up of vile heathen who sin at every turn. They attend movies and allow their womenfolk to wear pants. During their "worship" times, they utilize the guitar and the drums, whose beats come from the darkened heathen races of the jungles of Africa. I have even been to churches where the men do not wear a coat and tie. Blasphemy!!

I hope Landover is not one of these places.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Righteous enough for me?

Friend,

If you are looking for righteous Christians we are not the place and you should move on. However if you are looking for Righteous(r) TRUE Christians(tm) then Jesus has led you to the proper place.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Righteous enough for me?

Greetings Bros & (lowly) sisters,

I came upon this site a couple of days ago. Obviously, there are many of you on here that are rightous enough for you to be in my online presence. But is Landover Baptist, as a whole, the kind of place that can truly appreciate my near divine company? I have found that at other churches the membership roll is made up of vile heathen who sin at every turn. They attend movies and allow their womenfolk to wear pants. During their "worship" times, they utilize the guitar and the drums, whose beats come from the darkened heathen races of the jungles of Africa. I have even been to churches where the men do not wear a coat and tie. Blasphemy!!

I hope Landover is not one of these places.

GOD is not mocked! Neither His Church nor His flock. Your 'near divine' company is mere pride that goeth before a fall. When you get to HELL, see how you like SATAN'S huge, barbed demon machine slapping at your backside for eternity.

[Bro. Jack Schaap]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Righteous enough for me?

Pastor,

My apologies for claiming near divinity. Perhaps in my excitement for finding this site and my zeal for True Righteousness, I did overstep the boundaries. I will take whatever chastisement you mete out upon my blasphemous soul.