[WickedWitch]

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Good, and stay behind closed doors. I don't think you understood what I meant... See, I'm only ever submissive in the bedroom. Always! Hmm, it's probably more like 98% of the time.
In the home: working in the kitchen, cleaning the home, caring for, and popping out children, that's where you belong. I don't actually do a whole lot of cooking. I use the microwave and instant/ready-made foods. I do like to cook, though. And I'm a terrible housekeeper! But the fact that I want 13 children has nothing to do with the fact that you believe that having kids is my role in life. I want children because I want the pride and satisfaction of knowing that I've brought new life into the world, and that each one of those lives will be a physical representation of the love their father and I share. It's really idealistic, but that's why I want children.
Are you good at cooking and cleaning? Already answered
If so, then you would make a fine maidservant, maybe even a decent wife. Uhh...

You better accept Jesus ASAP, so we can arrange something as I'm currently wifeless.

Uhh... That's..... Very sweet of you... But I'm not going to get married and have children until after I graduate university.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: hello

You do exactly that at every chance you get!

I see someone's been abusing the edit button on my post.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: hello

I don't think you understood what I meant... See, I'm only ever submissive in the bedroom.

It's a start atleast.

I don't actually do a whole lot of cooking. I use the microwave and instant/ready-made foods. I do like to cook, though. And I'm a terrible housekeeper!

You'll learn.
My chefs will teach you.

But the fact that I want 13 children has nothing to do with the fact that you believe that having kids is my role in life. I want children because I want the pride and satisfaction of knowing that I've brought new life into the world, and that each one of those lives will be a physical representation of the love their father and I share. It's really idealistic, but that's why I want children.

Your reasons matter little for our Lord, He will judge you according to your works.
Not your reasons.

Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
1 Timothy 2:15

Uhh... That's..... Very sweet of you... But I'm not going to get married and have children until after I graduate university.

Oh please!
There is no need to play "hard to get".
And once you've accepted Jesus you won't care about such things as "university" anyways.

Go over to the "Christians singles" forum and tell us more about yourself.
We better not derail this thread any further.

I have already expressed my skills at working in the kitchen, cleaning the home, and caring for children. I am also not a heathen as that vile excuse for a woman is! She mocks our Lord! I serve my lord and my men, I would be a much better candidate for a wife.

What men would that be?
And no reason I can't have you both:

If he take him another wife;
Her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
Exodus 21:10

I see someone's been abusing the edit button on my post.

Maybe you're just going senile?
A sinful life can do that to a person.

[Hvidlilje]

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Why my father, my brother and any other man who need my bidding.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: hello

And you call that easy? My math teacher tried for 2 years to teach me times table and finally she gave up at 3 times.

Um, 3 times what?

3 times 2348967? 3 times 4?

Just trying to determine the degree to which you are retarded.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: hello

But the fact that I want 13 children has nothing to do with the fact that you believe that having kids is my role in life. I want that number of children because my lord Satan demands I have enough for a coven, with one to spare in case another gets burned at the stake.

That's what I thought.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: hello

Maybe you're just going senile?
A sinful life can do that to a person.

I see.
And I suppose this:

Last edited by SalvationSeeker : Yesterday at 09:47 PM. Reason: minor clarification.

Means nothing, then?

[fiat lux]

Re: hello

GOD hates retards.

Who the f**k you think you are to call me retard?
I'll punch your big jewish nose and i'll smash your glasses cause you must be either a money-worshiping jew or a four-eyed homo nerd or both. Only them could make such a big fuss about their education.
I went to school only because I liked to beat up those pathetic sissies. They were sooo pride they can do multiplications and subtractions and can write and spell correctly...but they were squealing like piglets when I kicked their homo asses.

Education is for Satan worshipers. The God fearing folks only need to read their Bibles. Do you think Presidet Bush became president because he won some spelling contest in school? or that he knows what an abscissa is? or where the capital of Badjikistan is? No, and he don't need to know that crap to do God's work.

School is an indoctrination camp run by satanists trying to steal True Christian children away from God. The less time you spend learning their crap, the better.

Praise Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Listen retard, just because you ride the short bus to school every day, that's no reason to throw a tantrum. Insulting our beloved Pastor Pistle just earned you a shiny new batch of infraction points. Better apologize. And wipe that drool off your chin, God hates that.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: hello

Who the f**k you think you are to call me retard?
I'll punch your big jewish nose and i'll smash your glasses cause you must be either a money-worshiping jew or a four-eyed homo nerd or both. Only them could make such a big fuss about their education.
I went to school only because I liked to beat up those pathetic sissies. They were sooo pride they can do multiplications and subtractions and can write and spell correctly...but they were squealing like piglets when I kicked their homo asses.

Education is for Satan worshipers. The God fearing folks only need to read their Bibles. Do you think Presidet Bush became president because he won some spelling contest in school? or that he knows what an abscissa is? or where the capital of Badjikistan is? No, and he don't need to know that crap to do God's work.

School is an indoctrination camp run by satanists trying to steal True Christian children away from God. The less time you spend learning their crap, the better.

Praise Jesus!

Watch your tongue there.
I've shown you my merciful side, but if you insult Pastor Pistle again you're not going to see that side again.

Like God, I very little patience for wicked people. Better repent.
Now, do you have any other questions regarding the Bible or have you realised that what we preach is the infallible truth right out of God's Word?

[OnYourKnees]

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I do believe this person, whom we believed to be simply a vile sinner, may have a demon! The demon's words are highlighted in red, and the poor wretch's truthful words in blue.

Who the f**k you think you are to call me retard?
I'll punch your big jewish nose and i'll smash your glasses cause you must be either a money-worshiping jew or a four-eyed homo nerd or both. Only them could make such a big fuss about their education.
I went to school only because I liked to beat up those pathetic sissies. They were sooo pride they can do multiplications and subtractions and can write and spell correctly...but they were squealing like piglets when I kicked their homo asses.

Education is for Satan worshipers. The God fearing folks only need to read their Bibles. Do you think Presidet Bush became president because he won some spelling contest in school? or that he knows what an abscissa is? or where the capital of Badjikistan is? No, and he don't need to know that crap to do God's work.

School is an indoctrination camp run by satanists trying to steal True Christian children away from God. The less time you spend learning their crap, the better.

Praise Jesus!

Granted, his spelling is atrocious.

Fiat, there is such a thing as home schooling, where students can learn proper reading, writing, arithmetic (even those tricky multiplication tables), and Bible-quoting.

There are also True Christian schools.

However, before you can converse intelligently, we must rid you of your Demon of Retardedness. Kindly be home and sedated by 8 pm Central Time today; some nice gentlemen in white coats, acting on behalf of LBC, will arrive to pick you up in a large white van with a cushy, upholstered interior. They'll even give you a nice jacket to wear! You will be taken to the LBC Reprogramming Exorcism Center in Freehold.

You may wish to let your friends and family know that you will be away getting to know Jesus for a few weeks, so they don't worry.

If you should forget to self-sedate, don't worry. The gentlemen will bring a tranquilizer gun with them. (I do recommend self-sedation; the darts cause some nasty bruising.)

[fiat lux]

Re: hello

Watch your tongue there.
I've shown you my merciful side, but if you insult Pastor Pistle again you're not going to see that side again.

Like God, I very little patience for wicked people. Better repent.
Now, do you have any other questions regarding the Bible or have you realised that what we preach is the infallible truth right out of God's Word?

Sorry, but the Pastor started it. He wrongfully accused me of being a retard! Just because i don't like school that doesn't mean i'm a funny walking, slow talking, mouth drooling retard! I see he's a highly respected member of this church but he can't just make unfounded accusations, can he?

My question to you is this: if a christian is harmed, should he turn the other cheek or should he fight back? I guess the Bible is a bit ambiguous on this matter; does the NT ("turn the other cheek...etc") trumps the OT ("eye for an eye...etc")?
..and thanks for the patience you show for the worthless sinner I am.

[Rextopherious]

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I think europeans are okay

[tommy]

Re: hello

I think europeans are okay

I think Americans are okay. European media portray them as stupid, fat, monolinguistic, bible-thumping(which is absolutely positive, but shown in a negative way) idiots who are incredibly untalented for geography.

[fiat lux]

Re: hello

I think Americans are okay. European media portray them as stupid, fat, monolinguistic, bible-thumping(which is absolutely positive, but shown in a negative way) idiots who are incredibly untalented for geography.

Maybe you're reading the "Old Europe" media. Some "young" europeans are quite sympathetic towards americans.

http://www.wrensworld.com/ode2amer.htm