Jossi DeadDog's Introduction

[Jossi DeadDog]

"You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums
Dear Jossi Daedog,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Smartmouthing a True Christian™
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You are on your way out, dogeater. Stop spewing hatred.
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=290095
Quote:
"Now it takes a foreign newspaper to inform us that President Obama seeks Russia deal to slash nuclear weapons."

And you automatically believe a foreign newspaper for what reason?

Would you believe that same paper if it was saying something negative about Georgie boy?
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forums"

So let me get this straight- I'm not allowed to disagree with anyone here right? I have to think like everyone here or what exactly?

You won't let me argue my point of view with people who disagree with me?

People don't agree on everything, some guy named Hitler tried that and it didn't work. No matter what your beliefs are you can't say that the crimes committed against Jews were in anyway "right"

I think you need to listen to people who disagree with you, and back up your claims with LOVE, real love, not the kind that condemns everyone who is NOT like you to "the pits of hell"

I found this site by accident, but when I read the 27 reasons that Obama is the Anti-Christ I laughed until I nearly cried.

You claim to be a religious leader, but yet you seem very hateful to me, and I seem hateful to you.

Tell me why you think I'm hateful, and I will give you my reasons for seeing you as hateful.

I don't expect a reply, I have never been treated kindly by any Christian even when I went to a private Baptist school, what I expect is that you will ignore me instead of showing love.

My own definition of love is the way I feel about my little brother and my husband because they make me happy.

I grew up in a very rich/conservative house, everyone on my fathers side of the family are highly placed republican government officials, they are all very cruel, drunk, and afriad of anyone who is not like them. From what I've read of your posts I think you would belong with these people much more than I do.

Pastor Ezekiel you are afraid of people like me, that's why you don't want to hear from me, I have my own opinions and since I'm not like you that makes me the enemy.

If you're not afriad of me then reply and tell me why you think I'm hateful when you don't even know me. I joined this site this morning, and yet you know so much about me?

Tell me Pastor Ezekiel, what do you know about me?

When I do not get a reply or you kick me off this site it will confirm what I've said, you are afraid of me.

If you truly do have the power of God then you shouldn't be afraid of me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel

Your posts have been 100% hateful and argumentative since you first logged on. This is a Christian forum, and we support our country (God's favorite) and our president. Your rights on this forum are listed HERE.

This is not a debate site. If you are here to flame us, please read THIS first. If you think you know more about the Holy Bible than we do, please read THIS.

I'll bet your husband beats you every day. What church does he have you attending?

[JennyD]

Re: Jossi DeadDog's Introduction

So let me get this straight- I'm not allowed to disagree with anyone here right? I have to think like everyone here or what exactly?

You won't let me argue my point of view with people who disagree with me?

You're welcome to disagree with anyone you like, and express it in a manner which respects the fact that you are an UNINVITED GUEST on a Christian CHURCH forum.

Comprende?

I grew up in a very rich/conservative house, everyone on my fathers side of the family are highly placed republican government officials, they are all very cruel, drunk, and afriad of anyone who is not like them.

Of course they are, dear.

Pastor Ezekiel you are afraid of people like me, that's why you don't want to hear from me, I have my own opinions and since I'm not like you that makes me the enemy.

Actually, we are not interested in your opinions, or those of any human. God's opinion is the only one that matters, and it is expressed in the Bible.

If you don't like God's position, take it up with Him.

When I do not get a reply or you kick me off this site it will confirm what I've said, you are afraid of me.

Translation: "I'm going to be as rude as I want so you will ban me, then claim that you banned me not because I'm a hateful, God-mocking jerk who barged into your church's forum uninvited and started insulting your Lord and Savior, but because you're "afraid" of a snippy teenager who was rejected from Hogwarts School of Weenie Wannabe Witches."

[Nobar King]

Re: Jossi DeadDog's Introduction

My own definition of love is the way I feel about my little brother and my husband because they make me happy.

You didn't really just write that, did you? You're really sick and need professional help.

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: Jossi DeadDog's Introduction

Why always with the fighting?

It's nearly shabat, let's break the challah, share a little sweet-wine and some fellowship, why not?

Hymie

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jossi DeadDog's Introduction

Why always with the fighting?

It's nearly shabat, let's break the challah, share a little sweet-wine and some fellowship, why not?

Hymie

If I ever get my hands on you I'll wring your scrawny joo neck! Don't you come around here pimping your kike holidays.

We're good Christian folk. We don't take kindly to Christ-killers.

Acts 3:14 But ye denied the Holy One and the Just, and desired a murderer to be granted unto you; 3:15 And killed the Prince of life, whom God hath raised from the dead; whereof we are witnesses.

That "ye" Peter is talking about is YOU, Hymie!

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: Jossi DeadDog's Introduction

If I ever get my hands on you I'll wring your scrawny joo neck! Don't you come around here pimping your kike holidays.

We're good Christian folk. We don't take kindly to Christ-killers.

Ach, Pastor Zeke! Always with the angry! You need perhaps to breathe deeply a little.

Speaking of breathing deeply, when are you going to make an honest shiksa of Sister Thumpala? I look forward to supporting the huppala on that joyous day.

If it's any help I know a good Reform Temple not far from Landover with a young cantor who sings like one of your angels. A converted Indonesian he is, funnily enough. Says he used to be someone's houseboy. Drop me a line, I can get you a discount not just on the Rabbi's fee, but the knaidlachen as well.

That "ye" Peter is talking about is YOU, Hymie!

Oy, I know. But if my reading of your goyish testament is anything to go by, I think Paulie provides my kind with a loophole somewhere in Galatians, yes?

Hymie