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[LissyLovesHerself]

Well to start off, my names Alyssa. Sadly the username I chose has been changed to LissyLovesHerself. I have no idea why, but thats beside the point.
So anyways, I made a mistake when coming her. I posted a in a controvesial without reading the FAQ's! Of course, Immediately I was attacked. Everyone learns from their mistakes, after all, though.

Sadly, I do not have the same views as everyone here does. I love God with all my heart, but I consider myself more open-minded to others and their beliefs. Thats just me though, I don't like to be mean to people and tell them they're wrong.
I've accepted that If I died now I'd go to hell, most likely. But I'm only 16 and I have time to change that somewhere along the road. Hopefully soon.
Sorry I guess I talk alot=)

[LissyLovesHerself]

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Oh dear, I mean to say I posted a reply in a controversial thread.
Sorry, blame the fingers. They move to fast.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well to start off, my names Alyssa. Sadly the username I chose has been changed to LissyLovesHerself. I have no idea why, but thats beside the point.
So anyways, I made a mistake when coming her. I posted a in a controvesial without reading the FAQ's! Of course, Immediately I was attacked. Everyone learns from their mistakes, after all, though.

Sadly, I do not have the same views as everyone here does. I love God with all my heart, but I consider myself more open-minded to others and their beliefs. Thats just me though, I don't like to be mean to people and tell them they're wrong.
I've accepted that If I died now I'd go to hell, most likely. But I'm only 16 and I have time to change that somewhere along the road. Hopefully soon.
Sorry I guess I talk alot=)

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Alyssa. Jesus has called you here to set you straight on the road to Salvation.

First of all, we follow the entire Holy Bible, not just some of it like most churches out there. Your opinion or imagination has nothing to do with Salvation. The Bible commands us to avoid unsaved scum like queers, witches, gypsies and goths. No where are commanded to "tolerate" them.

What church does your father take you too? How often does he beat you, as God commands Christian fathers to do?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh dear, I mean to say I posted a reply in a controversial thread.
Sorry, blame the fingers. They move to fast.

We've already heard about your "fast fingers" in the female masturbation thread. That's enough perversion, thanks.

[LissyLovesHerself]

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We've already heard about your "fast fingers" in the female masturbation thread. That's enough perversion, thanks.

Haha well I told you I didn't do that, not with my fingers. I find that gross.
But anyway, my grandparents take me to church every Sunday, not my father. Its a small church called St. Mary'. Catholic, though. Thats not a bad thing is it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Haha well I told you I didn't do that, not with my fingers. I find that gross.
But anyway, my grandparents take me to church every Sunday, not my father. Its a small church called St. Mary'. Catholic, though. Thats not a bad thing is it?

I meant what CHRISTIAN church do you attend. Papists aren't Christians. They worship Christ's mommy.

How many times have you been molested by priests? Why don't your parents take you to a Christian church?

[LissyLovesHerself]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Alyssa. Jesus has called you here to set you straight on the road to Salvation.

First of all, we follow the entire Holy Bible, not just some of it like most churches out there. Your opinion or imagination has nothing to do with Salvation. The Bible commands us to avoid unsaved scum like queers, witches, gypsies and goths. No where are commanded to "tolerate" them.

What church does your father take you too? How often does he beat you, as God commands Christian fathers to do?

My dad doesn't beat me. He's Jewish.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My dad doesn't beat me. He's Jewish.

SWEET JESUS!! A Christ killer!!

No wonder you masturbate all the time.

[LissyLovesHerself]

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I meant what CHRISTIAN church do you attend. Papists aren't Christians. They worship Christ's mommy.

How many times have you been molested by priests? Why don't your parents take you to a Christian church?

Unfortunately, My parents aren't religious people. My mother is catholic. I've never been molested by a priest, not all of them are child molesters.

[LissyLovesHerself]

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SWEET JESUS!! A Christ killer!!

No wonder you masturbate all the time.

I don't masturbate all the time. Yes, My father is Jewish but I'm not.
Wasen't Jesus Jewish though?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I don't masturbate all the time. Yes, My father is Jewish but I'm not.
Wasen't Jesus Jewish though?

No, Jesus is the Son of God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't masturbate all the time. Yes, My father is Jewish but I'm not.
Wasen't Jesus Jewish though?

No He isn't. Please read THIS thread and discover the truth!

Is it true that you peole have tails? I've heard you keep them wrapped up and tucked in.

I don't suppose you'd admit to it. You people all stick together.

[LissyLovesHerself]

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No He isn't. Please read THIS thread and discover the truth!

Is it true that you peole have tails? I've heard you keep them wrapped up and tucked in.

I don't suppose you'd admit to it. You people all stick together.

I suppose you believe the Holocaust never happened. Okay, I'm about to fucking go off on you. My grandmother is also JEWISH AND SHES ONE OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE I KNOW! So dont you dare fucking talk about my father and half of my family. I told you i WASENT JEWISH! IM FUCKING CATHOLIC!

You know what I believe? Thr bible was written by a bunch of stuck up religous men a long ass time ago! TIMES HAVE CHANGED SINCE THEN! YOU PEOPLE NEED TO WAKE UP! YOUR ALL OUTCASTS! NO ONE LIKES YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU BELIEVE! YOUR SO RUDE I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE MY EYES!
I don't want to be like you. I was TRYING to be nice. You have no respect for anyone but lame ass bitches who feel the same way as you do.

Your all just embarrasing yourselves.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT? BAN ME NOW!
this sites a bunch of garbage anyway,




AND THEY DONT FUCKING HAVE TAILS YOU BASTARD!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I suppose you believe the Holocaust never happened. Okay, I'm about to piffleing go off on you. My grandmother is also JEWISH AND SHES ONE OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE I KNOW! So dont you dare piffleing talk about my father and half of my family. I told you i WASENT JEWISH! IM piffleING CATHOLIC!

You know what I believe? Thr bible was written by a bunch of stuck up religous men a long ass time ago! TIMES HAVE CHANGED SINCE THEN! YOU PEOPLE NEED TO WAKE UP! YOUR ALL OUTCASTS! NO ONE LIKES YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU BELIEVE! YOUR SO RUDE I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE MY EYES!
I don't want to be like you. I was TRYING to be nice. You have no respect for anyone but lame ass bitches who feel the same way as you do.

Your all just embarrasing yourselves.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT? BAN ME NOW!
this sites a bunch of garbage anyway,




AND THEY DONT piffleING HAVE TAILS YOU BASTARD!

If the Bible isn't true there is no reason to kill JOOS, yet people still do. I suppose it must be because they have such awful tempers or they are really Gypsys. Is your grandmother a Gypsy?

[LissyLovesHerself]

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If the Bible isn't true there is no reason to kill JOOS, yet people still do. I suppose it must be because they have such awful tempers or they are really Gypsys. Is your grandmother a Gypsy?

go to fucking hell.