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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #46
    Re: New here

    Originally posted by Sweet unholy heart View Post
    Oh by the way,
    did you know
    that the majority of christan holidays are based off wiccan holidays and celebrations..
    by the way Christ was born in spring, not winter.
    Oh lets not forget, Christmas is actually the winter solstice, NOT the day of christ's birth.
    AND
    Honestly Christians cant make anything up for themselves because they stole from Greek mythology as well, The sun god's birthday is on Dec, 25th the solstice is on the 22nd. and what did you do, combine it into something it's not. Creating Christmas.
    Prove it, witch. Scripture or it didn't happen.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
      Resident ex-satanist
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 488

      #47
      Re: New here

      Originally posted by Sweet unholy heart View Post
      Very interesting.
      If your so close to god and his son ask him yourself, he'll tell you just who and what I am.
      Listen you little witch, wicca is a fancy way of saying that you'd rather burn in hell than be taken in by the sweet yet masculine embrace of Jesus Christ.

      I can tell you this from first hand experience.

      All your friends that follow this made up "religion" are going straight to Hell...

      Yes, all of them. It doesn't matter if you think they are nice people or some such nonsense. If they haven't accepted Jesus as their savior, then they are going to be damned to an eternity of hellfire and torture. And you're going to be following right behind them if you don't shape up!

      Originally posted by Sweet unholy heart View Post
      Or are you too scared?
      What exactly am I supposed to be scared of?
      Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #48
        Re: New here

        Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
        What exactly am I supposed to be scared of?
        I think she's going to hit us with her broom.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #49
          Re: New here

          This one writes like a Juggaloser. Who would be surprised to know that they're chronic masturbators? That's what you get for being ugly, undesirable, and unsocial.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #50
            Re: New here

            Originally posted by Sweet unholy heart View Post
            Oh by the way,
            did you know
            that the majority of christan holidays are based off wiccan holidays and celebrations..
            by the way Christ was born in spring, not winter.
            Oh lets not forget, Christmas is actually the winter solstice, NOT the day of christ's birth.
            AND
            Honestly Christians cant make anything up for themselves because they stole from Greek mythology as well, The sun god's birthday is on Dec, 25th the solstice is on the 22nd. and what did you do, combine it into something it's not. Creating Christmas.
            Friend,

            The pagans pre-stole those Christian holidays under the instructions of Satan so Satan could mock God. We Christians simply reclaimed what was ours all along and moved the pagans on to Divine Judgment.

            God is not mocked friend.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • LissyLovesHerself
              Unsaved trash
              • Feb 2009
              • 64

              #51
              Re: New here

              You people need to accept something: Not everyone has the same beliefs you do. But just because they might believe in thousands of Gods, or ones by different names, or maybe no God at all, doesn't mean you have to go about hurting people.
              You your own lives. And if someone kindly shares their beliefs, that doesn't mean you have the rights to (yesm i'm going to say it, even though it has its own section the the FAQ's) JUDGE THEM! People are all different, different skin color, hair types, yeah, even religions. If you just automatically tell people they go to hell then you know what, your gonna hate almost everyone you meet.

              Also, What about the Torah? Or the Quran? Jews think they're right, Muslims think they're right. So do Buddhists, Hindus, Christians.

              Your not different than anyone else. One day we'll all know the truth, and you may not want to believe it but there is a chance that your wrong.
              All I'm saying is open your minds a bit. Okay, a lot.


              Hahah I already know hoe you all are gonna respond to this? Call me mean names like the childish people you are. God just may be looking down on you all, disappointed.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #52
                Re: New here

                You're wrong. Happy, now?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • LissyLovesHerself
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                  • Feb 2009
                  • 64

                  #53
                  Re: New here

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  You're wrong. Happy, now?
                  Mister, your so narrow minded. But believe what you must.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #54
                    Re: New here

                    Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                    You people need to accept something: Not everyone has the same beliefs you do. But just because they might believe in thousands of Gods, or ones by different names, or maybe no God at all, doesn't mean you have to go about hurting people.
                    You your own lives. And if someone kindly shares their beliefs, that doesn't mean you have the rights to (yesm i'm going to say it, even though it has its own section the the FAQ's) JUDGE THEM! People are all different, different skin color, hair types, yeah, even religions. If you just automatically tell people they go to hell then you know what, your gonna hate almost everyone you meet.

                    Also, What about the Torah? Or the Quran? Jews think they're right, Muslims think they're right. So do Buddhists, Hindus, Christians.

                    Your not different than anyone else. One day we'll all know the truth, and you may not want to believe it but there is a chance that your wrong.
                    All I'm saying is open your minds a bit. Okay, a lot.


                    Hahah I already know hoe you all are gonna respond to this? Call me mean names like the childish people you are. God just may be looking down on you all, disappointed.
                    Listen up little girl: WE DO NOT HAVE TO ACCEPT ANYTHING outside of what God commands! If you weren't a damned hook nosed joo you might know that!

                    They are without God.

                    "Whosoever ... abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God." -- 2 John 9
                    They are all antichrists.

                    "For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist." -- 2 John 7
                    They should be shunned. Neither marry nor be friends with them.

                    "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? ... Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord." -- 2 Cor.6:14-17
                    They should be killed.

                    "If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you ... Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die." -- Dt.13:6-10
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Frank Jones
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 49

                      #55
                      Prayer

                      Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                      Mister, your so narrow minded. But believe what you must.
                      Dear Jesus,

                      Please teach this nasty little harlot how to use your and you're properly.

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                      • LissyLovesHerself
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                        • Feb 2009
                        • 64

                        #56
                        Re: Prayer

                        Originally posted by Frank Jones View Post
                        Dear Jesus,

                        Please teach this nasty little harlot how to use your and you're properly.
                        Do you honestly think that matters? If you know what I'm saying, then It shouldn't. Its funny how you can insult me when if I unsult any of you I recieve in infraction.

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                        • Frank Jones
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 49

                          #57
                          Re: Prayer

                          Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                          Do you honestly think that matters? If you know what I'm saying, then It shouldn't. Its funny how you can insult me when if I unsult any of you I recieve in infraction.
                          Does Landover have a translator for the devil's language? I can't understand a darn word this witch is writing.

                          My best guess is that she's talking about cooking some children in her witches cauldron to brew an evil spell of some kind.

                          You better not try to cast any of your evil spells on me, witch.

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                          • LissyLovesHerself
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                            • Feb 2009
                            • 64

                            #58
                            Re: New here

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Listen up little girl: WE DO NOT HAVE TO ACCEPT ANYTHING outside of what God commands! If you weren't a damned hook nosed joo you might know that!

                            They are without God.



                            They are all antichrists.



                            They should be shunned. Neither marry nor be friends with them.



                            They should be killed.

                            I believe in and love God. I'm just not as strict with my beliefs. That doesn't make me a nasty little harlot.
                            For the last time, I am not a jew. My father may be Jewish but he doesn't practice.
                            You're such a terrible person.

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                            • Frank Jones
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 49

                              #59
                              Re: New here

                              Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                              I believe in and love God. I'm just not as strict with my beliefs. That doesn't make me a nasty little harlot.
                              For the last time, I am not a jew. My father may be Jewish but he doesn't practice.
                              You're such a terrible person.
                              Witch, you ARE a nasty little harlot. Stop trying to justify your evil ways or I will have to rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ!

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                              • LissyLovesHerself
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 64

                                #60
                                Re: Prayer

                                Originally posted by Frank Jones View Post
                                Does Landover have a translator for the devil's language? I can't understand a darn word this witch is writing.

                                My best guess is that she's talking about cooking some children in her witches cauldron to brew an evil spell of some kind.

                                You better not try to cast any of your evil spells on me, witch.
                                I'm a witch now? Ha, well I've always liked Harry Potter. Gee thanks guys, I never expected to get a compliment from anyone here!

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