[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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fyl, her names not actually nicole. lol. and shes more smart than you and the ugly blonde guy put together! you aint smarter than a donkey. ha, i bet you look like one to.
later.

You have convinced me.

[Wide-Open]

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fyl, her names not actually nicole. lol. and shes more smart than you and the ugly blonde guy put together! you aint smarter than a donkey. ha, i bet you look like one to.
later.

It's always a good idea to go on a website and tell people they are stupid Liz. Really.

It probably explains why you worship Britney Spears instead of Baby Jesus.

[Sweet unholy heart]

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It's always a good idea to go on a website and tell people they are stupid Liz. Really.

It probably explains why you worship Britney Spears instead of Baby Jesus.

Those kinds of assumptions really make an asshole out of you.
You know your not in the right place to say those kinds of things it really makes you no better then the person who started it in the first place.

[Wide-Open]

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You know your not in the right place to say those kinds of things it really makes you no better then the person who started it in the first place.

I am exactly in the right place to say these things, you addle brained hussy. I was stating a fact.

Instead of randomly spamming the board, why don't you make your own introduction thread and tell us about your relation with Jesus, your favorite Bible verse, and your pie cooking skills.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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Jesus has called you here for a reason. You joos are just unperfected Christians. Get with the program girl. Jesus wants you on your knees NOW.

Why should anyone ban you? You're free to leave at any time.

But you won't.

She's obviously a masochist. It's really a shame that her father didn't apply corrective corporal punishment. That's what she's craving, no doubt.

[Sweet unholy heart]

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I have a question, Dose this site discriminate against everyone equally calling them unsaved trash when obviously people don't know the new user from Adam or Eve? Nor are they capable of knowing and understanding outside views and differing relationships with god then there own sick and twisted little fantasy world?
I'm just curious..
Because apparently to this batch of high horse riders I'm unsaved trash.
I don't mind that really, I think your all a bunch or cock ***edited profanity*** myself.. and that your narrow minded and are missing the big picture all together.

[Wide-Open]

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She's obviously a masochist. It's really a shame that her father didn't apply corrective corporal punishment. That's what she's craving, no doubt.

Indeed Mrs. Roberts. He's probably some limp wristed liebral homer, who doesn't love his daughter properly, and refuses to spank her.

It's clear what the result of such a bad education is.

James 3:8
But the tongue can no man tame; it is an unruly evil, full of deadly poison.

[Sweet unholy heart]

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I am exactly in the right place to say these things, you addle brained hussy. I was stating a fact.

Instead of randomly spamming the board, why don't you make your own introduction thread and tell us about your relation with Jesus, your favorite Bible verse, and your pie cooking skills.

Alright... you want my relationship with Jesus here you go.
Church is for pansy's
I believe he died for my sins, but I'm not worshiping with a bunch of whoopla's. I'll do it on my own time so it's more private, as it is. But MY relationship with him is none of your concern just know that I believe, but not in the same way you do. If I had to pick a religion though honestly I'd be wiccan.
I sware if you spam me on that, with out having ANY true knowledge on what it is to be wiccan in the first place I will spam the hell out of this board.
As for bible verses...
I dont read it.
dont want to
do NOT have to.
Though I did find one passage, that was very intresting and spoke to my core and I have fallowed that path.
As for Pie cooking skills..bite me. Why dont you tell us why you are such a pompus ass?

[Sweet unholy heart]

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I have a question, Dose this site discriminate against everyone equally calling them unsaved trash when obviously people don't know the new user from Adam or Eve? Nor are they capable of knowing and understanding outside views and differing relationships with god then there own sick and twisted little fantasy world?
I'm just curious..
Because apparently to this batch of high horse riders I'm unsaved trash.
I don't mind that really, I think your all a bunch or cock ***edited profanity***( IF you find it necessary to edit what I say, edit the right part would you?) myself.. and that your narrow minded and are missing the big picture all together.

really you should have edited out cock
not the ***edited profanity***...
and you think my education is flawed...

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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There you go. Another wiccan hussy...... who would have guessed? What's more to say other than YOU are going straight to hell. Repent now while you still can!

[Wide-Open]

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I sware if you spam me on that, with out having ANY true knowledge on what it is to be wiccan in the first place I will spam the hell out of this board.

Your terrorist threat has been sent to the DoF. Expect a knock on your door soon.

In the mean time, you can enjoy your 50 year old made up witch religion and pretend it is "ancient".

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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But MY relationship with him is none of your concern just know that I believe, but not in the same way you do.

There is only one way to believe in Jesus...OUR way -- the RIGHT way.

If I had to pick a religion though honestly I'd be wiccan.
I sware if you spam me on that, with out having ANY true knowledge on what it is to be wiccan in the first place I will spam the hell out of this board.

Trust me when I tell you that I know exactly what wicca is. Being wiccan is to be a whore to satan himself. Sacrificing innocent young christian babies in disgusting rituals of perversion and debauchery.

Keep talking like this and you'll go straight to Hell before you can say "Judgment Day".

On a side note: Pastors, I think I've discovered a sure fire way to identify those that have rejected Jesus; the misuse of the word "your".

[Sweet unholy heart]

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There you go. Another wiccan hussy...... who would have guessed. What's more to say other than YOU are going straight to hell. Repent now while you still can!

Hussy? I liked Jezebel better.
I'm not going to hell to be honest. I already know that. I'm sorry your basing your opinions souly on what you read and not what your heart is telling you.

[Sweet unholy heart]

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There is only one way to believe in Jesus...OUR way -- the RIGHT way.


you see right there, that is the kind of attitude that causes religious wars, simply because none of you have taken the time to really study and look at the basis of all religions, they are exactly the same.


Trust me when I tell you that I know exactly what wicca is. Being wiccan is to be a whore to satan himself. Sacrificing innocent young christian babies in disgusting rituals of perversion and debauchery.

Really now? Are you Wiccan? do you know? Honestly You know that it's giving thanks to the higher power, and to the things he has given us to survive off of?
No
your not Wiccan
you didn't know that.
Your judgment is clouded by the brainwashing of community's like this one. Grow up and gain some perspective.

Keep talking like this and you'll go straight to Hell before you can say "Judgment Day".

Let me see.....

Judgment day, Once...
Judgment day, twice...
Judgment day, thrice...

Oh well looks like I'm not going to hell after all.

On a side note: Pastors, I think I've discovered a sure fire way to identify those that have rejected Jesus; the misuse of the word "your".

Very interesting.
If your so close to god and his son ask him yourself, he'll tell you just who and what I am.
Or are you to scared?

[Sweet unholy heart]

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Oh by the way,
did you know
that the majority of christan holidays are based off wiccan holidays and celebrations..
by the way Christ was born in spring, not winter.
Oh lets not forget, Christmas is actually the winter solstice, NOT the day of christ's birth.
AND
Honestly Christians cant make anything up for themselves because they stole from Greek mythology as well, The sun god's birthday is on Dec, 25th the solstice is on the 22nd. and what did you do, combine it into something it's not. Creating Christmas.