[thatguy]

Re: New here

We've already heard about your "fast fingers" in the female masturbation thread. Female masturbation is totally healthy, and a good way to explore your body without the rist of STI's.

Wow! I didn't know that you knew that's what she said jokes.... Good times... Also, fixed your post. YEAH, DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, NOW DID YOU?????????? =P You know, for someone who has free time, this is pretty fun to fill it up...

[JennyD]

Re: New here

Do you have pictures of yourself naked as you were presented to the Lord ?

If so, I would recommend contacting Pastor Zeke and send these photos to him.

He will be able to best determine your Path to Salvation©

Jethro, that was completely inappropriate.

This is a Christian church forum, not Joe's Truck Stop!

If I see any further behavior like this from you, you'll find yourself on Moderation like your pal Lissy!

Why, Mike Harper? Why??????

I believe his name is Jethro, not Mike Harper.

Jethro, is your real name Mike Harper?

[Nobar King]

Re: New here

You're the one who is not real, Lissie. There is no proof of your existence.

[LissyLovesHerself]

Re: New here

Lissy you thread is Epic fail........you can't talk to ppl like this they just won't listen to you

Oh I know. I wont ever shut up because I hate Jesus.

[evil dude]

Re: New here

Why, Mike Harper? Why??????

Lissy you thread is Epic fail........you can't talk to ppl like this they just won't listen to you

[LissyLovesHerself]

Re: New here

Do you have pictures of yourself naked as you were presented to the Lord ?

If so, I would recommend contacting Pastor Zeke and send these photos to him.

He will be able to best determine your Path to Salvation©

Why, Mike Harper? Why??????

[Jethro]

Re: New here

A joy? Nice change guys. But a rather true one. I do find this site enjoyable.

Do you have pictures of yourself naked as you were presented to the Lord ?

If so, I would recommend contacting Pastor Zeke and send these photos to him.

He will be able to best determine your Path to Salvation©

[LissyLovesHerself]

Re: New here

You people are funny.
Hmm, but Mrs. Robert Roberts, people like you make me think this site is really a joy.
Fudge is demonic? Come on now!

A joy? Nice change guys. But a rather true one. I do find this site enjoyable.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: New here

Fudge is demonic? Come on now!

This is the first time you've ever communicated with a woman on a diet?

[LissyLovesHerself]

Re: New here

You people are funny.
Hmm, but Mrs. Robert Roberts, people like you make me think this site is really a joy.
Fudge is demonic? Come on now!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: New here

Ha! I have you beat! I have 15: 14 that can be seen, and one that can't.

Are you sure it's Jesus who wants pie, Nobar? Are you sure it isn't you?

LOL!

I don't believe you. Is there a camera on your cellphone?

[WickedWitch]

Re: New here

Yes, I know Jesus sent me here.
But I'm scared.
I just read Pastor Ezekiels thread about tatoos and piercings...And I have 10. 9 on my ears and my belly button. I don't want to go to hell, should I close them all up, or am I already doomed?

Ha! I have you beat! I have 15: 14 that can be seen, and one that can't.

Jesus wants pie.

Are you sure it's Jesus who wants pie, Nobar? Are you sure it isn't you?

Are you sure you're not an elephant who eats people?

LOL!

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: New here

Well I've never tried to make a pie, but I make really yummy fudge!

Dear Lezzie
Fudge is demonic. Why do you think they call chocolate cake "devil's food cake"?
If you'd like I'm sure one of the ladies here could instruct you in the art of pie baking. That would give you someting to do instead of drilling holes in your skin for the devil to enter.....and it will prepare for one of the many requirements of marriage.

Mrs. Robert Roberts

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: New here

Yes, I know Jesus sent me here.
But I'm scared.
I just read Pastor Ezekiels thread about tatoos and piercings...And I have 10. 9 on my ears and my belly button. I don't want to go to hell, should I close them all up, or am I already doomed?

Are they gold? If so you could have them sterilized and melted down. Then just send the bulk of them to Landover Baptist Church as an offering.
Jesus will then love you.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: New here

Yes, I know Jesus sent me here.
But I'm scared.
I just read Pastor Ezekiels thread about tatoos and piercings...And I have 10. 9 on my ears and my belly button. I don't want to go to hell, should I close them all up, or am I already doomed?

Oh, I probably have that many. But they aren't for decoration! They are battle scars. I doubt JESUS will mind very much. Good Heavens! I wonder if I am becoming a liberal!