[Sweet unholy heart]

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It's always a good idea to go on a website and tell people they are stupid Liz. Really.

It probably explains why you worship Britney Spears instead of Baby Jesus.

Those kinds of assumptions really make an asshole out of you.
You know your not in the right place to say those kinds of things it really makes you no better then the person who started it in the first place.

[Wide-Open]

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fyl, her names not actually nicole. lol. and shes more smart than you and the ugly blonde guy put together! you aint smarter than a donkey. ha, i bet you look like one to.
later.

It's always a good idea to go on a website and tell people they are stupid Liz. Really.

It probably explains why you worship Britney Spears instead of Baby Jesus.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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fyl, her names not actually nicole. lol. and shes more smart than you and the ugly blonde guy put together! you aint smarter than a donkey. ha, i bet you look like one to.
later.

You have convinced me.

[LissyLovesHerself]

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Yes, I remember 'Short-Bus Nicole'. Too dumb to spell her own name, but she was really good at playing in the vegetable garden. What a disgusting creature SHE must be. Do you two practice cursing at your parents?

fyl, her names not actually nicole. lol. and shes more smart than you and the ugly blonde guy put together! you aint smarter than a donkey. ha, i bet you look like one to.
later.

[LissyLovesHerself]

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So you admit to having lied about your reasons for coming here. Typical slimy liars.

If you're looking to commit "suicide by pastor," it won't work. We're here to save your soul.

Nope, I told you that my 'friend' told me about this website and that i came to check it out. completely true. i never told you that i came here to be saved. i came here to voice my opinions (true again).
i dont need to be saved. well, to a certain extent i do. but you people are just rediculous. i bet you think that if a womans not a virgin on her wedding day she will be taken to her fathers house and stoned to death. its in the bible, after all! lol. wow. thanks for an entertaining night.
i'm off to bed peeps

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Hmm, no I'd rahter get banned. Remember Nicole? The one who started the threat about masturbation? Well shes one of my good friends in real life. its been my lifelong goal ever since an hour ago to get banned just like her! =)

Yes, I remember 'Short-Bus Nicole'. Too dumb to spell her own name, but she was really good at playing in the vegetable garden. What a disgusting creature SHE must be. Do you two practice cursing at your parents?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hmm, no I'd rahter get banned. Remember Nicole? The one who started the threat about masturbation? Well shes one of my good friends in real life. its been my lifelong goal ever since an hour ago to get banned just like her! =)

So you admit to having lied about your reasons for coming here. Typical slimy liars.

If you're looking to commit "suicide by pastor," it won't work. We're here to save your soul.

[LissyLovesHerself]

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Being Catholic is actually worse. Do you REALLY believe that Wheat Thin turns into Jesus' REAL flesh and blood in your mouth? That's what Catholics HAVE to believe in order to be Catholic! It's gross, all of you sitting around thinking you are eating Jesus and picking the marrow from His bones! Bunch of Damned cannibals.

Here is the problem with Catlickers!

Your wasting your time looking up lame websites, loser. Your views are absurd. You make me wanna puke. I do not have to repent for anything (thats for the ugly blonde guy, esequel)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I was babtized, I made my first communion and my confirmation. WHERE THE HELL IS THE JEW IN THAT?

Being Catholic is actually worse. Do you REALLY believe that Wheat Thin turns into Jesus' REAL flesh and blood in your mouth? That's what Catholics HAVE to believe in order to be Catholic! It's gross, all of you sitting around thinking you are eating Jesus and picking the marrow from His bones! Bunch of Damned cannibals.

Here is the problem with Catlickers!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I was babtized, I made my first communion and my confirmation. WHERE THE HELL IS THE JEW IN THAT?

Your parents and grandparents are joos. Christ-killers. You have to repent for that.

And being "babtized" in a papist church only ensures that satan has you down in his book for gulping sulfur.

[LissyLovesHerself]

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Jesus has called you here for a reason. You joos are just unperfected Christians. Get with the program girl. Jesus wants you on your knees NOW.

Why should anyone ban you? You're free to leave at any time.

But you won't.

Hmm, no I'd rahter get banned. Remember Nicole? The one who started the threat about masturbation? Well shes one of my good friends in real life. its been my lifelong goal ever since an hour ago to get banned just like her! =)

[LissyLovesHerself]

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I was babtized, I made my first communion and my confirmation. WHERE THE HELL IS THE JEW IN THAT?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You people are the real satan worshippers....
I think its time for an exercism.
Seriously guys.
ban.

Jesus has called you here for a reason. You joos are just unperfected Christians. Get with the program girl. Jesus wants you on your knees NOW.

Why should anyone ban you? You're free to leave at any time.

But you won't.

[LissyLovesHerself]

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You people are the real satan worshippers....
I think its time for an exercism.
Seriously guys.
ban.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you people serious?? You call me rude when I was trying to be nice all along. YOUR the ones who can't be nice.
I don't see why that stupid esekial guy doesn't just ban me. You people are messed up. My heart goes out to you. I hope God doesn't punish you to much when you bite the dust.

We are deadly serious miss. We follow the Holy KJV Bible word for word. If you have a problem with that, then take it up with Jesus!

By the way, I hope you realize that God does not hear the prayers of a joo. You people all have a special place reserved for you in hell.