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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #16
    Re: New here

    Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
    go to piffleing hell.
    It was a fair question. You seem overly excitable, Miss. Are you having a... well, 'hormone imbalance', or are you just rude? Did you learn to talk that way in the Navy?
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: New here

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      It was a fair question. You seem overly excitable, Miss. Are you having a... well, 'hormone imbalance', or are you just rude? Did you learn to talk that way in the Navy?
      No doubt it's her unclean time.

      Of course with your average jewess, it's hard to tell.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • LissyLovesHerself
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        • Feb 2009
        • 64

        #18
        Re: New here

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        It was a fair question. You seem overly excitable, Miss. Are you having a... well, 'hormone imbalance', or are you just rude? Did you learn to talk that way in the Navy?
        Are you people serious?? You call me rude when I was trying to be nice all along. YOUR the ones who can't be nice.
        I don't see why that stupid esekial guy doesn't just ban me. You people are messed up. My heart goes out to you. I hope God doesn't punish you to much when you bite the dust.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: New here

          Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
          Are you people serious?? You call me rude when I was trying to be nice all along. YOUR the ones who can't be nice.
          I don't see why that stupid esekial guy doesn't just ban me. You people are messed up. My heart goes out to you. I hope God doesn't punish you to much when you bite the dust.
          We are deadly serious miss. We follow the Holy KJV Bible word for word. If you have a problem with that, then take it up with Jesus!

          By the way, I hope you realize that God does not hear the prayers of a joo. You people all have a special place reserved for you in hell.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • LissyLovesHerself
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            • Feb 2009
            • 64

            #20
            Re: New here

            You people are the real satan worshippers....
            I think its time for an exercism.
            Seriously guys.
            ban.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: New here

              Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
              You people are the real satan worshippers....
              I think its time for an exercism.
              Seriously guys.
              ban.
              Jesus has called you here for a reason. You joos are just unperfected Christians. Get with the program girl. Jesus wants you on your knees NOW.

              Why should anyone ban you? You're free to leave at any time.

              But you won't.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • LissyLovesHerself
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                • Feb 2009
                • 64

                #22
                Re: New here

                I was babtized, I made my first communion and my confirmation. WHERE THE HELL IS THE JEW IN THAT?

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                • LissyLovesHerself
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                  • Feb 2009
                  • 64

                  #23
                  Re: New here

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Jesus has called you here for a reason. You joos are just unperfected Christians. Get with the program girl. Jesus wants you on your knees NOW.

                  Why should anyone ban you? You're free to leave at any time.

                  But you won't.
                  Hmm, no I'd rahter get banned. Remember Nicole? The one who started the threat about masturbation? Well shes one of my good friends in real life. its been my lifelong goal ever since an hour ago to get banned just like her! =)

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: New here

                    Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                    I was babtized, I made my first communion and my confirmation. WHERE THE HELL IS THE JEW IN THAT?
                    Your parents and grandparents are joos. Christ-killers. You have to repent for that.

                    And being "babtized" in a papist church only ensures that satan has you down in his book for gulping sulfur.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #25
                      Re: New here

                      Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                      I was babtized, I made my first communion and my confirmation. WHERE THE HELL IS THE JEW IN THAT?
                      Being Catholic is actually worse. Do you REALLY believe that Wheat Thin turns into Jesus' REAL flesh and blood in your mouth? That's what Catholics HAVE to believe in order to be Catholic! It's gross, all of you sitting around thinking you are eating Jesus and picking the marrow from His bones! Bunch of Damned cannibals.

                      Here is the problem with Catlickers!
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • LissyLovesHerself
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                        • Feb 2009
                        • 64

                        #26
                        Re: New here

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        Being Catholic is actually worse. Do you REALLY believe that Wheat Thin turns into Jesus' REAL flesh and blood in your mouth? That's what Catholics HAVE to believe in order to be Catholic! It's gross, all of you sitting around thinking you are eating Jesus and picking the marrow from His bones! Bunch of Damned cannibals.

                        Here is the problem with Catlickers!
                        Your wasting your time looking up lame websites, loser. Your views are absurd. You make me wanna puke. I do not have to repent for anything (thats for the ugly blonde guy, esequel)

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: New here

                          Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                          Hmm, no I'd rahter get banned. Remember Nicole? The one who started the threat about masturbation? Well shes one of my good friends in real life. its been my lifelong goal ever since an hour ago to get banned just like her! =)
                          So you admit to having lied about your reasons for coming here. Typical slimy liars.

                          If you're looking to commit "suicide by pastor," it won't work. We're here to save your soul.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #28
                            Re: New here

                            Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                            Hmm, no I'd rahter get banned. Remember Nicole? The one who started the threat about masturbation? Well shes one of my good friends in real life. its been my lifelong goal ever since an hour ago to get banned just like her! =)
                            Yes, I remember 'Short-Bus Nicole'. Too dumb to spell her own name, but she was really good at playing in the vegetable garden. What a disgusting creature SHE must be. Do you two practice cursing at your parents?
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • LissyLovesHerself
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                              • Feb 2009
                              • 64

                              #29
                              Re: New here

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              So you admit to having lied about your reasons for coming here. Typical slimy liars.

                              If you're looking to commit "suicide by pastor," it won't work. We're here to save your soul.
                              Nope, I told you that my 'friend' told me about this website and that i came to check it out. completely true. i never told you that i came here to be saved. i came here to voice my opinions (true again).
                              i dont need to be saved. well, to a certain extent i do. but you people are just rediculous. i bet you think that if a womans not a virgin on her wedding day she will be taken to her fathers house and stoned to death. its in the bible, after all! lol. wow. thanks for an entertaining night.
                              i'm off to bed peeps

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                              • LissyLovesHerself
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                                • Feb 2009
                                • 64

                                #30
                                Re: New here

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                Yes, I remember 'Short-Bus Nicole'. Too dumb to spell her own name, but she was really good at playing in the vegetable garden. What a disgusting creature SHE must be. Do you two practice cursing at your parents?
                                fyl, her names not actually nicole. lol. and shes more smart than you and the ugly blonde guy put together! you aint smarter than a donkey. ha, i bet you look like one to.
                                later.

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