X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 6
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 template Next
  • #76
    Re: The art show!

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    What did I win?!?!
    Oh! Did I forget to tell YOU about it too? Just ride over with Mistress Cookie.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


    Comment

    • #77
      Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

      Bobby-Joe says you're both scheduled to attend some sort of "tribunal" on that day after the service, in the Church Sanctuary.

      How can you be at this tribunal and the Charity Art Sale at the same time?

      Comment

      • #78
        Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        Bobby-Joe says you're both scheduled to attend some sort of "tribunal" on that day after the service, in the Church Sanctuary.

        How can you be at this tribunal and the Charity Art Sale at the same time?
        TRIBUTE! TRIBUTE! I'll talk to Bobby-Joe.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


        Comment

        • #79
          Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          You asked for this link...
          http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost....1&postcount=34
          Holy Hell! I think my head would explode if I tried to type that! I'm gonna keep calling her Sister Sue Vera if that's all right.
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

          Comment

          • #80
            Re: The art show!

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            Oh, COOKIE! I am so glad I found you. Your Van Gogh-style oil painting of Jacqueline Kennedy has been selected as a finalist in the Annual Landover Charity Art Sale. The lucky high bidder will have a plaque inscribed with his (or her) name and the amount of the donation. The artwork of the three annual finalists will be hung in places of honor in the Landover Library hall. There is a very nice award presented to the three finalists at the ceremony as well as a small stipend, usually valuable fast-food discount coupons.

            The presentation will be held on Sunday, March 22 after the morning service and a catered lunch. Naturally, all of the honorees are required to be present in person for the interviews and photographs. Since the finalists have already been selected, the framing is already being taken care of. After the judging, which typically takes only minutes, we will proceed to the hanging.

            Please wear sensible shoes. There are fourteen steps up to the....podium where you will get your reward. After that, if you aren't too busy, feel free to hang around the podium awhile until I get by to give you my blessings and make sure the limo is ready for you.

            See you there!

            Your pal, Pastor Al.
            I am so sorry to have missed this. Sunday was Sol's birthday!

            Comment

            Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 template Next
            Working...
            X