What is this???

[WhySoCentrist]

When I stumbled upon this site (truly, truly by accident), I first thought it was a joke. Apparently, it's not.
I find the use of horrible derogatory and racist verbiage to be extremely offensive. This is not the Christianity I know. I don't understand how some of these people are so angry and insensitive. Are you all this way?
Why do people seem so ignorant and uneducated? I found the piece about tampons being "Satan's little fingers" or the one about how the cucumber proves the existence of God to be disturbing. Toxic Shock Syndrome is *very* rare and only occurs in extreme cases. The business about the cucumber is so STUPID, it's hilarious. I've forwarded many pages of this site to my friends so they can share in the humor.

Pastor Ezekiel, if you read this (which I'm sure you will), even though I think you're hateful, you are EXTREMELY HOT.

[ChildofGod]

Re: What is this???

. This is not the Christianity I know.

I just posted for the first time too and got quite the shock.

[WickedWitch]

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Hey now, first you criticize everyone and then you practically accost Pastor Zeke? And you still haven't told us a single thing about yourself yet. Who do you think you are? Better question: who are you?

[Meek and Humble]

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Hands off Pastor Ezekiel, you little hussy. He happens to be engaged (to a True Christian, by the way, not an unsaved piece of trash).

Have you ever read the Bible?!

[WhySoCentrist]

Re: What is this???

First of all, I didn't know he was engaged. So, I'm sorry, I was really only kidding. What a lucky, lucky girl.

Child of God, I'm not quite sure, but I feel like something fishy is up with this. I thought people would be more welcoming, but I guess I have to prove myself first...

Anyway, I'm a senior in college. I'm from the GREAT state of Texas, but I go to school in Mississippi. I'm not very good at these sorts of things, so what else do you want to know?

Go in Christ,
Natalie

[Meek and Humble]

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Why are you dressed like a prostitute in your avatar? Have you no shame?!

[WhySoCentrist]

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Why are you dressed like a prostitute in your avatar? Have you no shame?!

I'm not dressed like a prostitute!!! I was Eve! I guess I've failed to mention that I'm a Religious/Christian Studies major. That costume was for a theme party called "Heaven & Hell" where everyone had to dress like religious/Biblical characters. "Heaven" was upstairs and "Hell" was downstairs. The people in Hell, like me, couldn't go upstairs and have fun like everyone else. It's a kind of weird departmental tradition that has this really long history, so I don't really know how to explain it, but....yeah.

[JennyD]

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I'm not dressed like a prostitute!!! I was Eve! I guess I've failed to mention that I'm a Religious/Christian Studies major. That costume was for a theme party called "Heaven & Hell" where everyone had to dress like religious/Biblical characters. "Heaven" was upstairs and "Hell" was downstairs. The people in Hell, like me, couldn't go upstairs and have fun like everyone else. It's a kind of weird departmental tradition that has this really long history, so I don't really know how to explain it, but....yeah.

Well, that's still a bit indecent, Miss Centrist.

I see you've noticed that we are not at all centrist. We are what are known as "Bible-Believing" Christians.

We believe that it's necessary to follow the whole Bible, not just the bits and pieces that give us a warm fuzzy.

What do you believe? Does your school teach that you can pick and choose the bits you like, and also tie in something from another religion, and that there are "many paths to God", in direct contradiction of Christ Himself?

[WhySoCentrist]

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Well, that's still a bit indecent, Miss Centrist.

I see you've noticed that we are not at all centrist. We are what are known as "Bible-Believing" Christians.

When I first signed up for this forum, I was initially upset by some of the verbiage used by certain members. After exploring further, I see this is not the case. Nothing I can do about it now, I guess?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What is this???

When I stumbled upon this site (truly, truly by accident), I first thought it was a joke. Apparently, it's not.
I find the use of horrible derogatory and racist verbiage to be extremely offensive. This is not the Christianity I know. I don't understand how some of these people are so angry and insensitive. Are you all this way?
Why do people seem so ignorant and uneducated? I found the piece about tampons being "Satan's little fingers" or the one about how the cucumber proves the existence of God to be disturbing. Toxic Shock Syndrome is *very* rare and only occurs in extreme cases. The business about the cucumber is so STUPID, it's hilarious. I've forwarded many pages of this site to my friends so they can share in the humor.

Pastor Ezekiel, if you read this (which I'm sure you will), even though I think you're hateful, you are EXTREMELY HOT.

I am disappointed you chose to see my observation about the cucumber as a joke. I assure you I am serious about this topic as the very fires of hell.

Tell me friend, are you an atheist?

[ChildofGod]

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I guess I've failed to mention that I'm a Religious/Christian Studies major.

I think that is cool, my younger step brother did the same thing. He has his own site now on the net that works with other churches. He went to Liberty Baptist College. He was also in the military and brought the word of GOD to the places he went and pastored in during his 8 years of service.

[WhySoCentrist]

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That's really cool! My major is *technically* Religious Studies, but I've concentrated in Christian Studies (obviously)! I also have a minor in Classical Language (Latin, Greek, Hebrew) because I want to be able to read the ancient Christian texts in their original language. I'm such a nerd.

[Bobby-Joe]

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That's really cool! My major is *technically* Religious Studies, but I've concentrated in Christian Studies (obviously)! I also have a minor in Classical Language (Latin, Greek, Hebrew) because I want to be able to read the ancient Christian texts in their original language. I'm such a nerd.

Friend,

If you want to study the Bible, KJV1611 in its original language shouldn't you study English?

[WhySoCentrist]

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I'm not an atheist!!! I hope you don't think that. Maybe I've just been watching too much Discovery Channel.
I just don't see how the cucumber can prove anything about God. Surely there's something more?? I mean, I know I can feel Him in my heart, but isn't there something else in the physical world?

[Meek and Humble]

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Of course, ma'am, as the Bible says, all of creations proclaims God. So why are you nay-saying the cucumber example? It proves God just as much as all the mountains, rainbows, and microscopic viruses!