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  • acereal
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2009
    • 6

    #1

    I hate god, too, look at me!!

    You folks are better then any comedian can ever be, If I want a laugh, I can just go here and read a few topics Oh and go ahead ban me, i got over 9000 proxies BTW Did you know it takes millions of years for plant & animal remains to turn into oil underground? That means that Earth was here for millions of years already, and not what you guys all think, 6000 years ish This also means that the entire bible is a big fantasy book for whoever believes in it. Dont feel bad though, Islam is still alot worse then Christianity, since it still uses medieval ways of living
    I like cap'n crunch
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Everyone here

    So where did all the oil come from, brainiac?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • acereal
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      • Mar 2009
      • 6

      #3
      Re: Everyone here

      Quote: it takes millions of years for plant & animal remains to turn into oil If you want to know how plants & animals got there google for beginning of the universe, or similar to that, I cannot be bothered to explain to people who are not open to other idea's anyway
      I like cap'n crunch

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Everyone here

        Then what are you here for? What church do you go to, boy?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • acereal
          Unsaved trash
          • Mar 2009
          • 6

          #5
          Re: Everyone here

          None, I enjoy my free time spending with friends and my folks, instead of sitting in some old bench listening to some guy talking about stuff that does not exists

          And like I said in my first topic, I enjoy a laugh once in a while
          I like cap'n crunch

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Everyone here

            Originally posted by aceral1914 View Post
            BTW Did you know it takes millions of years for plant & animal remains to turn into oil underground? That means that Earth was here for millions of years already, and not what you guys all think, 6000 years ish This also means that the entire bible is a big fantasy book for whoever believes in it.
            Tell us why we should trust your assertions over the Word of God. Were you there when the world was created? God was.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Everyone here

              You are going to go to hell for not going to Church, among other things.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Everyone here

                Originally posted by aceral1914 View Post
                Quote: it takes millions of years for plant & animal remains to turn into oil If you want to know how plants & animals got there google for beginning of the universe, or similar to that, I cannot be bothered to explain to people who are not open to other idea's anyway
                "Millions of years" don't even exist!


                The Bible says that the earth is around 6,000 years old. You've obviously been brainwashed by the evolutionist conspiracy. Read THIS thread for more proof.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Everyone here

                  Originally posted by acereal View Post
                  None, I enjoy my free time spending with friends and my folks, instead of sitting in some old bench listening to some guy talking about stuff that does not exists

                  And like I said in my first topic, I enjoy a laugh once in a while
                  So that explains your little hobby of cat rapping then that your DoF file talks about.

                  P.S. Perhaps you should be more careful about discussing your little sidelines on the Internets?

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: Everyone here

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    your little hobby of cat rapping
                    Seems innocent enough

                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Roadwarriorforchrist
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 32

                      #11
                      Re: I hate god, too, look at me!!

                      I'm not sure you've noticed yet, as you seem a little slow, but if you hate God, you might be in the wrong place.........
                      Revelation 22 18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

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                      • <<<0>>>
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 2

                        #12
                        Re: I hate god, too, look at me!!

                        Originally posted by acereal View Post
                        You folks are better then any comedian can ever be, If I want a laugh, I can just go here and read a few topics Oh and go ahead ban me, i got over 9000 proxies BTW Did you know it takes millions of years for plant & animal remains to turn into oil underground? That means that Earth was here for millions of years already, and not what you guys all think, 6000 years ish This also means that the entire bible is a big fantasy book for whoever believes in it. Dont feel bad though, Islam is still alot worse then Christianity, since it still uses medieval ways of living
                        I think our estranged sibling here is missing the point!

                        acereal, look within and find God. Your damnation is balanced between your blind hope and hopeless faith.

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                        • Pastor Nereu Gargalo
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 217

                          #13
                          Re: I hate god, too, look at me!!

                          Originally posted by acereal View Post
                          You folks are better then any comedian can ever be, If I want a laugh, I can just go here and read a few topics Oh and go ahead ban me, i got over 9000 proxies BTW Did you know it takes millions of years for plant & animal remains to turn into oil underground? That means that Earth was here for millions of years already, and not what you guys all think, 6000 years ish This also means that the entire bible is a big fantasy book for whoever believes in it. Dont feel bad though, Islam is still alot worse then Christianity, since it still uses medieval ways of living
                          Child it is obvious you are a very confused individual. Plants and animals turning into oil??? How can a cat become peanut oil??? You must give yourself over to Jesus and deny this individuality you seem to value above HIM. Follow this advice:
                          Matthew 11
                          30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

                          31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

                          32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

                          Do you see? If you cling to your arrogance and denial of YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, you will not be forgiven.

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