Why I watch porn instead of reading the Bible:

[Clancy Sullivan]

I know you watch porn. That is pretty much the whole reason why people stop believing in God.

Hello, I am Clancy.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Mr friends in the porn biz sent me

I know you watch porn. That is pretty much the whole reason why people stop believing in God.

Hello, I am Clancy.

I assure friend the last thing I would ever watch is naked women fornicating.

[Nobar King]

Re: Mr friends in the porn biz sent me

No, the only part in the porn industry you have is supporting it. You should be giving that money to your church, instead. What church do you go to?

[JennyD]

Re: Mr friends in the porn biz sent me

I know you watch porn. That is pretty much the whole reason why people stop believing in God.

Hello, I am Clancy.

It's one of the reasons people stop believing in God, Clancy. And there are a whole lot of self-fornicators who show up here at our Christian church forum.

What brings you here? Do you want to give up your masturbatory ways and become a Christian?

[Clancy Sullivan]

Re: Mr friends in the porn biz sent me

No, the only part in the porn industry you have is supporting it. You should be giving that money to your church, instead. What church do you go to?

Thank you for taking the time to write, brother.

I will be happy to respond to questions and to comment on many statements which I am able to understand.

I am currently without a church, on the prowl, playing the field.

The rest of your post was Greek to me.

[Clancy Sullivan]

Re: Mr friends in the porn biz sent me

...Do you want to give up your masturbatory ways and become a Christian?

I am halfway there, ma'am. If you've got strong wings I'd be much obliged to be taken under one and shown how to live a better way. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Nobar King]

Re: Mr friends in the porn biz sent me

Maybe you can understand this. I'll type slowly for you:

What do you want here?

[Clancy Sullivan]

Re: Mr friends in the porn biz sent me

Maybe you can understand this. I'll type slowly for you:

What do you want here?

Sir, read slower, you seem to be missing words. I want what every God-fearing Christian wants.

[JennyD]

Re: Mr friends in the porn biz sent me

Sir, read slower, you seem to be missing words. I want what every God-fearing Christian wants.

What would that be, Mr. Sullivan?

Please, introduce yourself further.

[Nobar King]

Re: Mr friends in the porn biz sent me

Sir, read slower, you seem to be missing words. I want what every God-fearing Christian wants.

A tax reduction?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Mr friends in the porn biz sent me

I know you watch porn. That is pretty much the whole reason why people stop believing in God.

Hello, I am Clancy.

The only reason I have ever dirtied my eyes with porno is when I've had to study it as a True Christian(tm) Pastoral Project. A group over at Landover Baptist University have spent the last several years doing research on sodomite porn for example, another focuses on lesbianic porno, and have those study groups paid off dividends! I occasionally sit in on both groups and I can assure you that we now have a much, much better understanding of how the sodomite and lesbianic mind works.

That having been said, you're going to have to do better than you have so far if you expect us to help you find the path to Salvation(c). Please tell us about yourself in detail sometime when you're sober, okay?