Zachary the Demon's hateful introduction

[Zachary the demon worshiper]

Science is Satanism. Satan wants people to think their ancestors were monkeys, and the monkeys' ancestors were slime balls in some primordial soup.

That's why only the most stupid people could ever fall for science or Satanism. You'd have to be a retarded to think your great-great-grandma was a wad of green ooze.



It means in about 80 years you'll be burning in a lake of fire with all the other left-handed Satanists.

This is actually pretty funny. But I am an intelligent person, so I will rebut intelligently.

Science helps people. Let me list all that science has done:
Made the internet
created jobs
To be perfectly honest, science made, everything. Archeological science made houses, computer science made computers. HTML (a type of science) made this website.

Oh, and religion.....
Caused war
Created bigotry

And benefited none.

Now, I ask something of you. You have proved that Obama is the Antichrist and all that, now prove the bible.

[Zachary the demon worshiper]

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Science is Satanism. Satan wants people to think their ancestors were monkeys, and the monkeys' ancestors were slime balls in some primordial soup.

That's why only the most stupid people could ever fall for science or Satanism. You'd have to be a retarded to think your great-great-grandma was a wad of green ooze.



It means in about 80 years you'll be burning in a lake of fire with all the other left-handed Satanists.

Ya, its not great great grandma, its a hell of alot more greats.

[Bobby-Joe]

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This is actually pretty funny. But I am an intelligent person, so I will rebut intelligently.

Science helps people. Let me list all that science has done:
Made the internet
created jobs
To be perfectly honest, science made, everything. Archeological science made houses, computer science made computers. HTML (a type of science) made this website.

Archeology is the study of fossils friend.

Oh, and religion.....
Caused war
Created bigotry

And benefited none.

Now, I ask something of you. You have proved that Obama is the Antichrist and all that, now prove the bible.

Is that so friend. The atheists claim religion controls people. Controls them from what? Having the freedom to assault and steal from each other at every turn. The vast majority of human history humans lived without government or religion controlling them. The archeologist, when they are not design houses according to you, freely admit the leading cause of death in these societies is homicide. Not wild animals, not disease, not starvation but being killed by another person.

Thanks to that awful religion and the moral code it imposed on us you have a chance to die from something else besides some guy deciding he wants something you have.

[Zachary the demon worshiper]

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Archeology is the study of fossils friend.



Is that so friend. The atheists claim religion controls people. Controls them from what? Having the freedom to assault and steal from each other at every turn. The vast majority of human history humans lived without government or religion controlling them. The archeologist, when they are not design houses according to you, freely admit the leading cause of death in these societies is homicide. Not wild animals, not disease, not starvation but being killed by another person.

Thanks to that awful religion and the moral code it imposed on us you have a chance to die from something else besides some guy deciding he wants something you have.

I meant architectural science. Sorry

Uhhh... whats your point? I'm Shinto, not atheist.

[Zachary the demon worshiper]

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Oh wait, I think I get it. You are enforcing the 10 Commandments, yes?

Love thy neighbor... you know the rest.

Tell me, were exactly in this thread do those come into play? This is all hate towards other people.

Towards neighbors.

That's a sin.

Now answer me.

Can you prove the bible?

[John Bois Ward]

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This is actually pretty funny. But I am an intelligent person, so I will rebut intelligently.

Science helps people. Let me list all that science has done:
Made the internet
created jobs

Your science has brought us Internet porn and its corrupting influence on the weak minded (how many hours a day do you spend searching for Asian Ass Porn?)

Science has brought us condoms, which contributes to adultery and homosexuality.

Science has brought us advances in medicine which is an affront to the will of God. Disease is a punishment or test from God and must be endured.

To be perfectly honest, science made, everything. Archeological science made houses, computer science made computers. HTML (a type of science) made this website.

Wrong, God made everything (have you actually read The Bible?)

Oh, and religion.....
Caused war
Created bigotry

And benefited none.

By accepting Jesus as your Savior, you receive the benefit of an eternity in Heaven watching sinners burn in hell.

Now, I ask something of you. You have proved that Obama is the Antichrist and all that, now prove the bible.

Do you have a bookstore near you? Walk inside and find the Religion section. There you will find many Bibles. Pick one up and hold it. Does it exist?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Oh wait, I think I get it. You are enforcing the 10 Commandments, yes?

Love thy neighbor... you know the rest.

Tell me, were exactly in this thread do those come into play? This is all hate towards other people.

Towards neighbors.

That's a sin.

Now answer me.

Can you prove the bible?

Why are you here blaspheming? Do you really think that a bucket of unsaved scum such as yourself could EVER be considered my neighbor?

I'm going to guess that you have never actually opened a Bible in your life.

I'm Shinto, not atheist.

That means you worship chink demons. I am well aquainted with that cult. They practice cannibalism and witchcraft.

Are you a slant demon worshiper, or just another skinny white kid who loves "anime?"


And this is the kid who claimed to be "intelligent" in his first post?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I meant architectural science. Sorry

Get your disciplines straight Zach Why - The Science Guy.
How could you possible get bones buried in The Great Flood mixed up with designing buildings?

Uhhh... whats your point? I'm Shinto, not atheist.

What's a Shinto? Sounds like some tiny japo car with 10" wheels that runs on soybeans or used cooking oil.

[Zachary the demon worshiper]

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Your science has brought us Internet porn and its corrupting influence on the weak minded (how many hours a day do you spend searching for Asian Ass Porn?)

Science has brought us condoms, which contributes to adultery and homosexuality.

Science has brought us advances in medicine which is an affront to the will of God. Disease is a punishment or test from God and must be endured.




Wrong, God made everything (have you actually read The Bible?)



By accepting Jesus as your Savior, you receive the benefit of an eternity in Heaven watching sinners burn in hell.




Do you have a bookstore near you? Walk inside and find the Religion section. There you will find many Bibles. Pick one up and hold it. Does it exist?

I'm not even going to dignify any of this crap with a response.
But answear me.

WERE.
IS.
THE.
PROOF.
THAT.
THE.
BIBLE.
IS.
CORRECT.

But wait, I will rebut your, "illness is good thing."

A boy was once stung by about a thousand killer bees. The family prayed to the "lord" for healing retribution. The boy is now dead. He never sinned, went to church and all that, yadda yadda yadda. Why did he die?

[Nobar King]

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"I'm not even going to dignify any of this crap with a response."

[Zachary the demon worshiper]

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"I'm not even going to dignify any of this crap with a response."

Ah, and the "demon worshiper/programmer/democrat/robot hobbyist is obviously victorious."

[Nobar King]

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Demon worshipers are never victorious.

[Zachary the demon worshiper]

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Demon worshipers are never victorious.

You still haven't answered my question.

Therefore you are afraid of the lack of proof.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I'm not even going to dignify any of this crap with a response.

Then what do you call this post? Maybe an undignified response?

But answear me.

No.

WERE.
IS.
THE.
PROOF.
THAT.
THE.
BIBLE.
IS.
CORRECT.

Learn to spell retard. First you don't know an architecht from an archeologist, now you're doing your misspelling in ALL CAPS!

But wait, I will rebut your, "illness is good thing."

A boy was once stung by about a thousand killer bees. The family prayed to the "lord" for healing retribution. The boy is now dead. He never sinned, went to church and all that, yadda yadda yadda. Why did he die?

Have you ever even read the Bible boy!?! His parents or his grandparents probably sinned or otherwise angered God in some way. They were the ones being punished by the death of the boy.

Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation. Exodus 34:7


And killer bees, nice touch Lord. That's a good old fashioned Old Testament style smiting. Sort of a mini-plague.

[Nobar King]

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That's some pretty shoddy logic, Zach.