Salutations!

[kie]

Greetings followers of Jesus!

My name is Kieran, but to avoid having my name pronounced wrong I usually go by the name Kie, but feel free to address me as either. I intend on becoming a user of these forums, atleast using them when I'm up, bored, at 3am as I am tonight. Why? Amusement mostly.

You see, I'm an atheist (gasp). Yes, you heard me right, I'm an immoral, devil-worshipping, spawn of satan who has pre-marital sex. Actually, that's a bit of a lie, I have morals and I don't worship Satan, but I don't know where I would be without pre-marital sex. I'd probably just have a lot of pent up sexual tension.

So feel free to pass judgement on me, I don't mind, really (otherwise I wouldn't be here), and I don't plan to troll, but to contribute to these forums as an atheist (which I'm sure everyone here will appreciate).

But i suppose I should let you know more about me. I'm 19, from Australia, and I'm currently studying to become a doctor. I enjoy Science, philosophy, history, literature, acting, and other languages. I don't believe in hell but if it exists I'll be glad to be there, we'll have all the better bands down there

God bless,
Kieran

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Salutations!

Friend,

Are you here to mock us Good and TRUE Christians? It is well known that atheists are a bunch of self stilled "intellectuals" who spend all their time mocking the faithful as a bunch of ignorant hicks. I hope this is not true with you.

Help us build some trust here friend.

[kie]

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Here to mock you? Certainly not, sir!

Forgive me if I come off that way, i regret to say I'm cynical, but I am not here to insult or troll! It saddens me that you have the opinion that all atheists are nothing but pseudo-intellectuals, but maybe by my stay here I could help ratify that?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Here to mock you? Certainly not, sir!

Forgive me if I come off that way, i regret to say I'm cynical, but I am not here to insult or troll! It saddens me that you have the opinion that all atheists are nothing but pseudo-intellectuals, but maybe by my stay here I could help ratify that?

We will see about that. You have to admit anyone who believes in somethings as absurd as a crocoduck like Darwinist do is ignorant beyond belief. Perhaps you could explain why you think we are all descendants from the unlikely union of a magical fish and magical ape when the Biblical account seems so much more clearer?

[Meek and Humble]

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What makes you think we give a damn about anything you say, ocker?

See that motto at the top of the page? Unsaved Unwelcome! If you aren't looking to learn more about our religion, but instead try to brainwash into being atheists like you, please get lost.

[Max Bayes]

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You come here under the banner of peace, yet even looking at your name says otherwise. There's a lot in a name, and yours proclaims yourself to be a Saint. An agent of the devil, such as your Atheist self, would never be elevated to such a position. Therefore, I can only conclude that, without even beginning to read your tired, convoluted atheist ramblings, that you are here to make a mockery of us.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Salutations!

Here to mock you? Certainly not, sir!

Forgive me if I come off that way, i regret to say I'm cynical, but I am not here to insult or troll! It saddens me that you have the opinion that all atheists are nothing but pseudo-intellectuals, but maybe by my stay here I could help ratify that?

What? Do you mean rectify?

Ratify
1. to confirm by expressing consent, approval, or formal sanction: to ratify a constitutional amendment.

2. to confirm (something done or arranged by an agent or by representatives) by such action.

Rectify
1. to make, put, or set right; remedy; correct: He sent them a check to rectify his account.

2. to put right by adjustment or calculation, as an instrument or a course at sea.

And you claim to be pre-med? I weep for your future patients.

And what's with the 'St' in front of your name? Are you calling yourself a Saint? I thought you were an atheist?

[kie]

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Ah sorry about that typo It was past 3am. I think you'll find I'm much more adept at spelling things like dihydroxyacetonephosphate, so I'm not worried about future patients.

As for my name, it's inspired from a particular group of musicians, and the song rather touched me so ever since then I stole St. and put it infront of my name. That's all there is too it.

I'm not here to spread atheism, but to just offer an outside opinion. I would go into detail about why I believe in evolution, but it's all really quite complicated (I spent 6 months just learning the basics of it) and I don't feel I have the credentials to give it justice. Either way, your question was most likely rhetorical and no one here would appreciate an answer anyway

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Ah sorry about that typo It was past 3am. I think you'll find I'm much more adept at spelling things like dihydroxyacetonephosphate, so I'm not worried about future patients.

A typo? Rectify and ratify are two completely different words that have nearly opposite meanings in the context of your sentence.

And did you mean Dihydroxyacetone Phosphate? It's TWO words, not one.

If you're going to come stomping into a Christian forum proclaiming yourself a pre-med atheist, you ought to have "all your ducks in a row" as they say.

Care to try again St. Kie?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Salutations!

Dear Monkey Worshiper;

We are not interested in your unsaved opinions. We let Jesus do our thinking.

I'm sure that He has called you here for a reason. It's time you opened your heart to His Love. Otherwise, He'll be sending you to eternal damnation.

By the way, don't try and trip us up with any evolution mumbo-jumbo. We are hip to that slip.

[kie]

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A typo? Rectify and ratify are two completely different words that have nearly opposite meanings in the context of your sentence.

And did you mean Dihydroxyacetone Phosphate? It's TWO words, not one.

If you're going to come stomping into a Christian forum proclaiming yourself a pre-med atheist, you ought to have "all your ducks in a row" as they say.

Care to try again St. Kie?

Well in my text book it's listed as one word, maybe just a mistake in the book or a difference in style Even if the two words mean something completely different, it was a typo on my part as i knew what i was trying to say I just wasn't paying attention. I don't believe I am stomping in either.

Ezekial, I don't worship monkeys, I don't worship anything actually.

[Star Finder]

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Kyle,

ifs you worship satan, how can you be an atheist?

you believe in a god, you just think he's a bad god. You should get to know the Lord of the Bible.

You might like Him.

I myself prefer older Gods.

[Meek and Humble]

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Well in my text book it's listed as one word, maybe just a mistake in the book or a difference in style Even if the two words mean something completely different, it was a typo on my part as i knew what i was trying to say I just wasn't paying attention. I don't believe I am stomping in either.

Don't make excuses. You are just as your father, the devil, father of all liars.

[Star Finder]

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and Sir, you should be careful wtih Dihydrogen Monoxide..

Its dangerous stuff....

hxxp//www.dhmo.org/facts.html

[kie]

Re: Salutations!

Kyle,

ifs you worship satan, how can you be an atheist?

you believe in a god, you just think he's a bad god. You should get to know the Lord of the Bible.

You might like Him.

I myself prefer older Gods.

I don't believe in Satan, I think it would be foolish to worship Satan, because if you believe in Satan you have to believe in God, and no one in their right mind would take Satan's side =p

I'm sorry you feel that way Heathen_Basher, I'm not trying to make excuses though I will admit though I am possibly wrong about it