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  • Idontbelieveu
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    • Jan 2007
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    #1

    New to your site

    Im an Athiest I dont worship anything cept maybe the sun since I can see it and I feel its warmth.
    Satan means nothing to me its a made up fairy tale that rulers of old who wanted control used it same with God and all religions.
  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    • Sep 2006
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    #2
    Re: New to your site

    Originally posted by Idontbelieveu View Post
    Im an Athiest I dont worship anything cept maybe the sun since I can see it and I feel its warmth.
    Satan means nothing to me its a made up fairy tale that rulers of old who wanted control used it same with God and all religions.
    Are you being serious or are you being sarcastic? Do you know the difference?
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • BornAgain
      Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2007
      • 146

      #3
      Re: New to your site

      Originally posted by Idontbelieveu View Post
      Im an Athiest I dont worship anything cept maybe the sun since I can see it and I feel its warmth.
      Satan means nothing to me its a made up fairy tale that rulers of old who wanted control used it same with God and all religions.
      Perhaps you can learn to spell your own false religion right. It's "atheist".

      And if you don't want to get sodomized by demons, you'd better become a True Christian and start tithing to Landover.
      Last edited by BornAgain; 02-01-2007, 01:18 AM.
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      • Jesus is Lord
        Devout seeker of the Truth™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 639

        #4
        Re: New to your site

        Originally posted by Idontbelieveu View Post
        Im an Athiest I dont worship anything cept maybe the sun since I can see it and I feel its warmth.
        Satan means nothing to me its a made up fairy tale that rulers of old who wanted control used it same with God and all religions.
        Looks like education doesn't mean anything to you either. Your spelling and grammar are atrocious.
        The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
        Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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        • mollychu
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          • Jan 2007
          • 143

          #5
          Re: New to your site

          Originally posted by Idontbelieveu View Post
          Im an Athiest I dont worship anything cept maybe the sun since I can see it and I feel its warmth.
          Satan means nothing to me its a made up fairy tale that rulers of old who wanted control used it same with God and all religions.
          good lu--



          oh, i mean, enjoy your stay here.

          atheist, huh? i myself am agnostic, i simply do not know what to believe!

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          • Brother Temperance
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            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: New to your site

            Originally posted by Idontbelieveu View Post
            Im an Athiest I dont worship anything cept maybe the sun since I can see it and I feel its warmth.
            Satan means nothing to me its a made up fairy tale that rulers of old who wanted control used it same with God and all religions.
            So you only worship things if you can see them and feel their warmth? Friend, I can show you how to make a deity of your very own. Get some kerosene and a lighter, then report back to me.



            This is gonna be like Star-Finder all over again.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • WickedWitch
              Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
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              • Jan 2007
              • 1366

              #7
              Re: New to your site

              I'm going to see if I can translate this into something a little more legible....

              Originally posted by Idontbelieveu View Post
              Im an Athiest I dont worship anything cept maybe the sun since I can see it and I feel its warmth.


              "I'm an atheist; I don't worship anything except for the sun because I can see it and I can bask in its warmth, and therefore I know it exists."

              Further Translation: "If I can't see it, it isn't there. Just like gravity and atoms and molecules and cells and carbon monoxide."

              Originally posted by idiot
              Satan means nothing to me its a made up fairy tale that rulers of old who wanted control used it same with God and all religions.


              "Satan means nothing to me - He is a myth old rulers used to gain and keep control over populations. God and all religions are also myths used for the same purpose."

              Further Translation: "I have no respect for anyone or anything whatsoever. I believe that you are idiots because you've decided that there's something more to life and because you believe in things that you cannot see or feel. I'll bet you even believe in cells and carbon monoxide. Silly fools."

              Originally posted by idiot

              ... Okay... I'm not sure what was meant by this... Possibly It was trying to tell us that It wasn't serious about being an antheist... Possibly It wants us all to know that It's a very sarcastic being of some sort (probably a teenager)... Possibly It clicked on the wrong emoticon. Of course, it's also possible that It's just an idiot.
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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
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                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: New to your site

                Originally posted by Idontbelieveu View Post
                Im an Athiest I dont worship anything cept maybe the sun since I can see it and I feel its warmth.
                Satan means nothing to me its a made up fairy tale that rulers of old who wanted control used it same with God and all religions.
                Well why don't you move off to California sinner and go prance arround with all the other God hatting sinners their if want to be an atheist? You atheists are just sick freaks with no morality who spend their entire days on welfare funded orgies of self pollution plotting their next child rape. The minute you sick freaks run into someone who doesn't belive like you do you chase them up a tree and set it on fire.

                Why can't you be more like us Christians.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Girls Do Not Wear Pants
                  Seeking the Truth©
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                  • Jan 2007
                  • 38

                  #9
                  Re: New to your site

                  Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                  I'm going to see if I can translate this into something a little more legible....
                  Thank you. Proper English is much easier to read than Mr. Idiots ramblings.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #10
                    Re: New to your site

                    Originally posted by Idontbelieveu View Post
                    I've read all of his or her barely literate posts, and he or she uses this emoticon quite frequently. It's inconceivable that someone could be so retarded to have no idea what sarcasm is. So would that make him or her a brilliant True Christian who is just having fun with us? Inconceivable!
                    Truly inconceivable. I just think he or she likes to keep using that word even though he or she has no idea what it means.
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                    • Freedom Man
                      Vile Unsaved Trash
                      In quaratine until he explains why he has made two logon names on an IP that has been blocked by Wikepedia and has multiple other warnings about it listed in Google
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1

                      #11
                      Re: New to your site

                      I'm not exactly sure where to put this. yes I have two logins. I didn't get my activation link in one of my emails. So I used another one. Sorry

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
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                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: New to your site

                        Originally posted by Freedom Man View Post
                        I'm not exactly sure where to put this. yes I have two logins. I didn't get my activation link in one of my emails. So I used another one. Sorry
                        Friend,

                        Read you title and answer the question. Jesus is listening and only He can forgive you of your sins but you have to ask Him.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • Star Finder
                          Rock Worshipper
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1092

                          #13
                          Re: New to your site

                          Originally posted by Idontbelieveu View Post
                          Im an Athiest I dont worship anything cept maybe the sun since I can see it and I feel its warmth.
                          Oh man! a good lead on a Sun worshiper that maybe would have joined my cult. Now he's been banned forever! rats.

                          hit my papal...please....
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                          I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                          • WickedWitch
                            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 1366

                            #14
                            Re: New to your site

                            Originally posted by Girls Do Not Wear Pants View Post
                            Thank you. Proper English is much easier to read than Mr. Idiot's ramblings.
                            You're very welcome.

                            I have to say that It's title really concerns me. How does one get banned from Wikipedia and manage to have a warning placed about one's self on Google?
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                            • Enobarbus
                              Professor of English Landover University
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3496

                              #15
                              Re: New to your site

                              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                              You're very welcome.

                              I have to say that It's title really concerns me. How does one get banned from Wikipedia and manage to have a warning placed about one's self on Google?
                              Put this IP in a Google search and you will see: 205.196.188.155. Someone using this IP has been blocked from editing in Wiki because of bad behaviour there. And notice how the IP doesn't resolve either and is mentioned many times in Google. This suggests that the sinner concerned may be using a public proxy and is attempting to hide his or her true identity from the Lord's anointed at Landover. But the light of Jesus will shine through any attempts by the minions of Satan to deceive us.
                              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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