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I have stumbled upon this fine message board and wish to engage in topics about religion and everything under God's blue sky with all of you. I like to think of my self as a humble man who wishes to gain more knowledge of my religion and spread it as well.
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Re: Fellow gentlemen and Christians
One question: Did you attend a tea party this week or are you a homo-nazi fascist? -
Re: Fellow gentlemen and Christians
Welcome to God's favorite forum. You talk funny, so I'm hoping you're not a queer.
Have you ever been to church, Reggie?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Fellow gentlemen and Christians
I notice that you claim to have “multiple homes”; are these homes where Seniors are relieved of their wealth in declining years or are you simply on the lam from the IRS? (If the latter, we at Landover would be adverse to your attracting their attention.)sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: Fellow gentlemen and Christians
Welcome,
Did God give you that surname so people were aware of the condition of your soul?BEHOLD!!!
THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!
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Re: Fellow gentlemen and Christians
Welcome.
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The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
- Proverbs 15:3
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