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  • Koty.Thompson
    • May 2009
    • 17
    #1

    Hi there!

    Hey guys, I'm new here, and my name is Koty. I was saved 2 years ago and that's when I quit the heroine. Recently though, I have been tempted by the flesh. I am seeking advice, as I do NOT want to go to hell.

    I figured this was the best place to start.

    -Koty
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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405
      #2
      Re: Hi there!

      Originally posted by Koty.Thompson View Post
      Hey guys, I'm new here, and my name is Koty. I was saved 2 years ago and that's when I quit the heroine. Recently though, I have been tempted by the flesh. I am seeking advice, as I do NOT want to go to hell.

      I figured this was the best place to start.

      -Koty
      Get married as quickly as possible to the first fertile woman you can find and get her to work making baby Christian soldiers for Jesus. You start having random sex with strange women and you will be gay in know time at all.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • John Bois Ward
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2009
          • 350
          #3
          Re: Hi there!

          Katy,

          The first thing you should do is cut your hair, for 1 Cortinthians 11:14 says:
          Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
          Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Hi there!

              Are you a boy or a girl?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Jimmy C Lombardo
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 218
                  #5
                  Re: Hi there!

                  Originally posted by Koty.Thompson View Post
                  Hey guys, I'm new here, and my name is Koty. I was saved 2 years ago and that's when I quit the heroine. Recently though, I have been tempted by the flesh. I am seeking advice, as I do NOT want to go to hell.

                  I figured this was the best place to start.

                  -Koty
                  Howdy there.

                  I was just like you. A messed punk scratchin the meth scabs off his back. I thought I was a goner but sombody cared. Know who? JESUS of course. I learned that it was never too late to find a friend in JESUS and you can too!




                  Wont you clear your hell bound friends and family out of yer heart to make room for Him?

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