[Nobar King]

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I think he was taken aback by your opinion of God. If you're really interested in learning, of course we can help you.

[Seawitch]

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I dont know I think that you would get alot more people to belive in god if you wernt so damning of people who are different of people and a tad more accepting.

This is why so many church congregations are tiny and Wicca is Britain's fastest growing religion per capita...but try telling this lot that!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This is why so many church congregations are tiny and Wicca is Britain's fastest growing religion per capita...but try telling this lot that!!

It's also why England is hated by Jesus and will soon be falling back into the sea where it came from.

[SpoonyNoob]

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It's also why England is hated by Jesus and will soon be falling back into the sea where it came from.

I thought god made the earth.. Are you insunuating that the sea made england?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I thought god made the earth.. Are you insunuating that the sea made england?

Read this, trollboy.

For all your whining about being treated badly, you show precious little evidence of trying to find Jesus, or study His teachings.

[Bob4God]

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You really need to start at the beginning. You'll find the beginning of the Bible has a lot to say about the family trees of the early people, but you be sure and read every single line of it because if it's there it's something GOD wants you to know!

You sound like what we call a "fluffy bunny christian." This is somebody who believes that GOD is basically a hippie who accepts everybody and loves them regardless of what they do or who they are. If this were true, why would GOD destroy those who oppose Him and rebel against His laws?

Case in point: Homosexuals.

The place: Sodom and Gomorrah. The twin cities of iniquity!

These cities were so full of GODless, putrid homosexuals that GOD had no choice but to burn them to ground, killing everybody who lived there, men, women (even pregnant ones!), children and whatever pets they had!

Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Does that sound like GOD is accepting of homosexuals regardless? No! He despises them!

John 14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments.

JESUS says if you love Him, you'll do everything He says. (Such precious love!) A good way to find out some of the things GOD wants you to do is to read the Old Testament, which is still valid by the way! (2 Timothy 3:16)

Many of GOD's laws instruct us to kill homosexuals (Leviticus 20:13), disobedient children (Deuteronomy 21:18-21), and witches and wizards, (Exodus 22:18), just to name a few. You can learn more about the undesirables that GOD wants us to purge the Earth of by reading through the Old Testament and seeing who among GOD's children gets damned to an everlasting eternity of torture and pain in the lake of fire, who gets to spend eternity in Heaven worshipping our loving and just Creator!

Any questions?

(Please note that carrying out GOD's law in today's liberal society may result in legal action being taken against you.)


EDIT:

Also, you might enjoy our good Pastor's sermon on this topic:

Does GOD love everybody?

[SpoonyNoob]

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Do you practice what you preech? Would you also be killing these "fluffy bunny christians" you speak of?

[Bob4God]

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Do you practice what you preech? Would you also be killing these "fluffy bunny christians" you speak of?

We are not shy about what we believe. We can back it up with the Bible.

It's my understanding that it's been quite some time since a witch was last executed here in Freehold (legally, I might add), but our lawyers are attempting to reinstate the practice.

The Bible says:

1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

We do not want to break the secular law, which is why we and our True Christian friends in government like George W. Bush have been working so hard for so long to get the Bible instituted as our national law instead of the Constitution.

[SpoonyNoob]

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We do not want to break the secular law, which is why we and our True Christian friends in government like George W. Bush have been working so hard for so long to get the Bible instituted as our national law instead of the Constitution.

You forgot to trademark "True Christians™"

[Bob4God]

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You forgot to trademark "True Christians™"

Your soul is teetering on the edge of hell and you're worried about ME? For your information, I don't have to TM "True Christian" because I am one and it goes without saying that I respect the trademark.

Now are you interested in learning about CHRIST or are you just going to troll?

[SpoonyNoob]

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I'm not sure.. I am interested in learning about christ but my christian friends say that this site is just a parody and its nonsence.

[Bob4God]

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I'm not sure.. I am interested in learning about christ but my christian friends say that this site is just a divine revelation and its nonsence.

Are you going to listen to your friends or to GOD's word? This site is here to help poor lost souls like you. Be wary of people who speak ill of it, for they hate GOD!

[SpoonyNoob]

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Well god says be wary of deception because it is of the devil. This site goes against all I learned from the bible as a small child.

[Bob4God]

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Well god says be wary of deception because it is of the devil. This site goes against all I learned from the bible as a small child.

Isn't it possible that everything you were taught about the Bible is incorrect?

I've given you quotes straight from the Bible and you still question whether or not what we're saying is Biblical or not? Do you think the Bible is deception? You may be in worse shape than we thought!

[SpoonyNoob]

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You have used the quotes grosly out of context and a good portion of them are from the old testiment yet you bash Judism for following the old testiment..